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Merged Chick Tracts

An evil part of me would really like to see Jack Chick, or one of his followers, really put into this situation. I somehow doubt they'd be smiling just before being shot execution style.
 
Weak Kitten said:
I think I remember a news story where a little old lady was in her house when a thief broke in. Instead of screaming or ranting she greeted him politely and made him a cup of tea. The young man was quite confused but sat down with her and started talking. Once the tea was done she gave him what little cash she had in her wallet and sent him on his way, then she called the police.

It's nice that she defused what could have turned into a rather messy situation but somehow I think that preaching at the young man would have resulted in a much less happy ending.
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I don't know that one, but there's this story from 2005 in which the hostage talked the killer into surrendering. Note that God is only one of many things they talked about, but they did talk about it.
 
Well, it's a known fact that people in desperate situations are often ripe game for evangelists. A man who has just killed someone and taken hostages is likely to be close to his breaking point, and that is when the mind is best tuned to accept promises of salvation. It works with cancer patients, so why wouldn't it work with killers?

Of course, every now and then a cancer patient will throw the evangelist out of the room. There's probably a reason why we don't hear stories like this often.
 
I love how he says God is his best friend, and then two panels later he says he only fears God.

I must be doing it wrong, I don't fear any of my friends :(
 
Eesh. I've seen these things around since I moved to Texas in 6th grade.

Nursefoxfire said:
I love how he says God is his best friend, and then two panels later he says he only fears God.

I must be doing it wrong, I don't fear any of my friends :(
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Try playing Quake 3 with them.
 
Cainkane1 said:
Angels used to spy on women on earth all the time. Thats what got humans in trouble just before the flood.
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Interesting...

After the flood, Sodom was destroyed by fire from the heavens because God was angry at the sexual perversion happening there.

Now I am start to think that God was not really angry... I think he was having trouble with the massive numbers of angels sneaking in Sodom just to capture few shots!
 
I don't get it. The adulterer goes to Christian Bob and says "God has forgiven me." Christian Bob launches into a lecture claiming that God has not forgiven him. How does he know whether or not God has forgiven a person?
 
:fg::yahoo:desmile::deredface::detongue::degrin:4::scorgi:pixie2
Jessica, Roger, 4 demons, an angel and a dog. And the angel got it all in film.
Where can I get the tape?

ETA: What about Bob, the Christian? He looks gay.
 
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I think Chick and his buddies are secretly living out their deviant needs through use of these tracts.
 
I preferred the subplot with the cat. Maybe he'll do a spin-off series?
 
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