It is truly heartwarming to see the change in the formerly radically anti-religious left. Heartwarming, I tell you.
For decades, the left has savaged Christianity without restraint, but now, all of a sudden, the left has found...religion. And the religion the left has found is...Islam.
Imagine that. How touched...er, I mean, how touching. Leftists and Islamists in bed. Together. Against the evil teabaggers. Just makes a guy want to break out in song...
Onward, leftist soldiers, marching as to war!
With the star of Islam going on before!
They will never blaspheme the good name of Allah!
Or draw cartoons of Mo-ham-mad or badmouth Muslim Law!
Onward, leftist soldiers, having seen the light!
For freedom of religion they will now fight the good fight!
They will never falter in their fight for Muslim rights!
And all you bigots must beware, they've got you in their sights!
Onward, leftist soldiers, marching as to war!
You might not be beheaded if you are a real good whore!
But I wouldn't count on it, and here's the reason why:
See that pile of stones there?
That's how all whores must die...
Sharia laaaaw...