Shrike
Warning: May Contain Nuts
English is not my first language (nowadays not even my second...), but I read it as the companies providing the dowsing etc. would be making a killing if it worked, not necessarily the companies using it.I suggest you read the column headings again.
The text from the mouseover (xkcd's jokes should not be read out of the context of the mouseovers): Not to be confused with 'making money selling this stuff to OTHER people who think it works', which corporate accountants and actuaries have zero problems with.
p.s. Not in response to Zooterkin's (quoted) posts.