Jack Chick say the Catholics caused the holocost

[RobRoy]

You asked for it...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5McSEU48Y8

No, you did!

 

[I Ratant]

[qimg]http://io9.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Lexx.jpg[/qimg]

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With any luck at all, Lexx is still in the light universe.

 

[fuelair]

Ah, animals are not so bad, but think pigeons "bombing" wherever they happen to be flying. Now think a bird like Dasornis which had a 6m (20 ft) wing span, and the head and beak alone measured about a foot and a half (almost half a metre.) It lived about 50 million years ago in England... err... I mean, of course, 6000 years ago in the Garden Of Eden

Or Haast's Eagle, which only became extinct in the 1400's (so it clearly must have been taken aboard the ark) who had up to 3m (10 ft) wing span, which was actually more of a case of shorter wings than smaller bird. It actually weighed up to 12 kg (26 pounds) a piece, and had a 3 ft (almost 1m) standing height.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't fancy being in Adam's place with those things flying overhead

You haven't kept up with the program - Adam and Eve rode them - went on long flights with Jeebus and a Tyrannosaurus who had won the election for pope!!

 

[ugot2bekidding]

I'm curious about the effect of centuries of persecution (especially religion-inspired) on the psyche of the people doing the persecuting. Would it make them more likely to follow a man like Hitler in taking extreme measures against the persecuted? If so, then there's an element of truth to the OP.

 

[mactonite]

Some people deny the holocaust ever happened. I would like to deny that this Chick tract ever existed.

 

[RobRoy]

Some people deny the holocaust ever happened. I would like to deny that this Chick tract ever existed.

The evidence is against you.

 

[I Ratant]

I'm curious about the effect of centuries of persecution (especially religion-inspired) on the psyche of the people doing the persecuting. Would it make them more likely to follow a man like Hitler in taking extreme measures against the persecuted? If so, then there's an element of truth to the OP.

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Well, yes.
Anti-Semitism was part of the culture in Europe for centuries.
All living Jews killed Christ, was the basic theme.
As absurd as any us/them dichotomy.

 

[Dr. Keith]

That is what THEY want you to think. It was the Episcopalians....

You have obviously never tried to use New Coke as a mixer.

Rum and Pepsi? Jack and Pepsi? I didn't think so. New coke was a painful time for Whiskey-palians as they returned to their Gin-n-Tonic, Scotch-n-Soda, Vodka Tonic, Screwdrivers, Manhattans, and Bloody Mary's. But we made it through those dark times. Stiff upper lip and all.

 

[RobRoy]

You have obviously never tried to use New Coke as a mixer.

Rum and Pepsi? Jack and Pepsi? I didn't think so. New coke was a painful time for Whiskey-palians as they returned to their Gin-n-Tonic, Scotch-n-Soda, Vodka Tonic, Screwdrivers, Manhattans, and Bloody Mary's. But we made it through those dark times. Stiff upper lip and all.

[hitches up jeans and toolbelt] Ah, see, there’s your problem right there. Yeah, I’ve seen this before. I’ll bet you had an “expert” try to tell you this is how it’s done. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been called in to fix this. I’m just glad you called me in early. If you’d let this go, it could have caused serious damage. [looks for somewhere to spit before realizing he doesn’t spit] Now this [cracks a bottle of Glenfiddich 21 year-old single-malt and pours in a tumbler] is the proper installation of this unit. I know some people like to add these [shows ice cubes] and they certainly have their place, but mostly they’re extraneous. [passes the tumbler but refuses your tip] No, no. I’m just happy to have steered you the right way. Time and materials will suffice. [hitches up jeans and toolbelt again]

 

[Jack by the hedge]

You're missing the larger truth: the Catholic Church was also behind the creation of the dinosaurs originally. They were attempting to create the right monster bodies for their demon allies to inhabit, but eventually the project was scrapped in favor of using rock music to infect humans with demonic possession instead.

That's ironic, because the Spanish inquisition used secret alien technology (captured from a Nazca spaceport crash site by conquistadors) to build a terminator. They planned to send it back in time to the Garden of Eden to destroy the serpent, just in time to prevent sin from ever originating. Unfortunately due to a scaling error it went back 6,500 millennia instead of 6,500 years, whereupon it set about wiping out dinosaurs, which its programming interpreted as serpents.

True story. Jack Chick told me.

Did you know all dinosaur fossils show damage consistent with a laser pulse rifle in the 40 watt range?

 

[TragicMonkey]

That's ironic, because the Spanish inquisition used secret alien technology (captured from a Nazca spaceport crash site by conquistadors) to build a terminator. They planned to send it back in time to the Garden of Eden to destroy the serpent, just in time to prevent sin from ever originating. Unfortunately due to a scaling error it went back 6,500 millennia instead of 6,500 years, whereupon it set about wiping out dinosaurs, which its programming interpreted as serpents.

True story. Jack Chick told me.

Did you know all dinosaur fossils show damage consistent with a laser pulse rifle in the 40 watt range?

Fool! The dinosaurs were poisoned to death with nanoprotein technology stolen from the Xxixxll in the 94th century, then the bodies were shot with primitive lasers to cover their tracks. And you fell for it! I bet next you're going to say that the JFK shooting was fatal and not a coverup for a series of brain transplants. JFK is still very much alive in a new body. We now know him as Eminem.

 

[RobRoy]

JFK is still very much alive in a new body. We now know him as Eminem.

This explains a great many things.

 

[TragicMonkey]

This explains a great many things.

It explains everything.

Except the sinister connection between the Knights Templar, the Holy Grail, the Girl Scouts, Fatty Arbuckle, and Lady Gaga's future child. Who or what is the Vampire Serpentgirl? And what's going on with that mysterious pink glacier in Greenland? Is the Jersey Devil actually Jewish, and is the letter he wrote to Springheeled Jack a forgery? Why did "Everybody Loves Raymond" stay on the air so long? The answers to these questions and more will be revealed in the next episode of "Soap"!

 

[Xephyr]

Wait a minute...

I thought "Everybody Loves Raymond" stayed on the air so long because 9/11 turned out to be a government coverup so the American people wouldn't find out about one of Bush's concentration camps being built underneath it in preparation for the New World Order ?

 

[Tricky]

Wait a minute...

I thought "Everybody Loves Raymond" stayed on the air so long because 9/11 turned out to be a government coverup so the American people wouldn't find out about one of Bush's concentration camps being built underneath it in preparation for the New World Order ?

It goes farther back than that, Grasshopper. Back before Raymond to Jed Clampett. That's when they first started imprinting our brains with "dumb is smart". Now the average tea-party member is practically a clone of Jethro.

 

[WildCat]

There is a hint of truth here, as much as I hate Jack Chick. For centuries the Catholic church demonized Jews and persecuted them, and the behavior of the Vatican during the WWII years has been questioned by Jewish leaders and is an unresolved issue to this day. The Vatican has not opened its archives of this period to historians.

 

[catsmate]

You have obviously never tried to use New Coke as a mixer.

Rum and Pepsi? Jack and Pepsi? I didn't think so. New coke was a painful time for Whiskey-palians as they returned to their Gin-n-Tonic, Scotch-n-Soda, Vodka Tonic, Screwdrivers, Manhattans, and Bloody Mary's. But we made it through those dark times. Stiff upper lip and all.

Obviously God is punishing you for adulterating whiskey with such awful muck as pepsi/coke.

Did you know all dinosaur fossils show damage consistent with a laser pulse rifle in the 40 watt range?

Small scratches? Even the humble .22LR packs 200J of energy.

 

[Jack by the hedge]

Did you know all dinosaur fossils show damage consistent with a laser pulse rifle in the 40 watt range?

Small scratches? Even the humble .22LR packs 200J of energy.

Yeah, I screwed up the quote and was too late to edit. It should have been a "phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range", which Arnie tries to buy in the gunshop scene in the original Terminator.

 

[TragicMonkey]

It goes farther back than that, Grasshopper. Back before Raymond to Jed Clampett. That's when they first started imprinting our brains with "dumb is smart". Now the average tea-party member is practically a clone of Jethro.

Objection! Jethro was kind of hot. Clearly that's out of phase with the current "tea party" membership. I suspect this means the original conspiracy has been subverted by the Uglyspawn from Crazy Wacko Planet III in the Shrill Galaxy.

 

[TragicMonkey]

There is a hint of truth here, as much as I hate Jack Chick. For centuries the Catholic church demonized Jews and persecuted them, and the behavior of the Vatican during the WWII years has been questioned by Jewish leaders and is an unresolved issue to this day. The Vatican has not opened its archives of this period to historians.

I thought it was fairly well-established that the Catholic Church played along with the Axis not so much to do anything to Jews but to try to gain advantage over the other forms of Christianity in those countries. I remember reading that rather a lot of bad things went down in Yugoslavia-- Catholic priests present at Ustase slaughters of Greek Orthodox, etc. I'm sure the Church's various dalliances with the Nazis didn't help the Jews any, but I suspect their motives were more about their own advantage than particular interest in hurting the Jews.

It's rather a trite observation, but history has shown that there is nobody the devout would rather slaughter than their own co-religionists who have different interpretations of the faith.