Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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Drewbot said:
I thought he was Burgstahler when he first showed up.
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I'm terrible. I should never be in any forum administration position. I never thought Bike was The Burg, but you saying that makes me wish he was back. I miss that quality of crazy. You can't just make that stuff up. I know. I've tried to emulate that insanity and pull it off in a believable way. I couldn't. I'm just not good enough. You need to have something special to have what the Burg has. I think that something may be some form of chemical imbalance, but I'm not entirely sure. I guess that makes me a bad person for enjoying someone else's illness. But the Burg is not ill to me. He enjoys his delusions. He may even make a few bucks off them here and there. He may run around in the woods wearing Rambo paint and scaring a few people, but it's a good, fun scare. It's not like he's carving them up with a Bowie knife for decorative earrings.

I would be thrilled if Neil came back. I could hammer down with him if it's Neal or Neil. He'd call me an NSA supermole and I'd ask him to make that noise the Bigfoots do when they slide between dimensions. Ahhh... It would be like old times. Sorry, Neil, you can't come back, but we can always have our memories. Good crazy is hard to find.
 
mikeyx said:
says the chief nemesis of the PGF mafia. Or do they just go by "THEM" these days.

:jaw-dropp
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Dude, Mike, what gnarly hole have you been hiding in? Everybody knows THEM are a bunch of giant radioactive ants that terrorize America and scoff at machine gun fire. Duh~!

 
kitakaze said:
Dude, Mike, what gnarly hole have you been hiding in? Everybody knows THEM are a bunch of giant radioactive ants that terrorize America and scoff at machine gun fire. Duh~!

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I might have been er..... kidding.
 
Oh, he was kidding. I had not realized the kidding and was thus quite serious about giant radioactive ants.

I'm thinking of that thing Jeff Dunham makes his puppet Peanut do with his green hair. Neeeeow!...

(check 5:50)



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Does anyone know of a Bigfoot tour I can take my family on when we go to the PNW next year? I've heard that there are people who take you out and show you the Bigfoot woods and stuff. I think this would be a great family thing. Like Mystery Spot, or Sea Shell City, or a Swamp Boat Tour.
 
Drewbot said:
Does anyone know of a Bigfoot tour I can take my family on when we go to the PNW next year? I've heard that there are people who take you out and show you the Bigfoot woods and stuff. I think this would be a great family thing. Like Mystery Spot, or Sea Shell City, or a Swamp Boat Tour.
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Drew,

Contact Mike Escordi at a company called the Believe it tour. I think they have a face book page also. I know they did a tour to the Bluff Creek site last year, they may have another one coming up.
 
Drewbot said:
Does anyone know of a Bigfoot tour I can take my family on when we go to the PNW next year? I've heard that there are people who take you out and show you the Bigfoot woods and stuff. I think this would be a great family thing. Like Mystery Spot, or Sea Shell City, or a Swamp Boat Tour.
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I would have a difficult time keeping a straight face,but it sounds like fun.
 
dafydd said:
I would have a difficult time keeping a straight face,but it sounds like fun.
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Oh me too. I just thought it would be cool to hop off the highway and take a side trip. It's not like they are tricking me into spending money, I know what I'm paying for.
 
Drewbot said:
Does anyone know of a Bigfoot tour I can take my family on when we go to the PNW next year? I've heard that there are people who take you out and show you the Bigfoot woods and stuff. I think this would be a great family thing. Like Mystery Spot, or Sea Shell City, or a Swamp Boat Tour.
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Sasquatch Country Tours with Bill Miller. If the outing gets boring have one of your kids ask him if it's true that Gimlin shot up a Bigfoot family.
 

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Parcher,

After the PGF exchange Drew and Miller are having at the SFB, I think Miller would run him over with that contraption. :D
 
bikerdruid said:
guys....the thread is entitled, "bigfoot- anybody seen one?"

i made the mistake of answering the question.
i have been called names, interrogated, had my sanity questioned and been generally abused for daring to say that my brother-in-law claims to have seen one and having the audacity so say that. "i have no reason to disbelieve him."

wow...way to set a trap, guys....
there are some real dinks on this board.
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Hi bikerdruid...

A while ago, I invented a saying...specially for JREF....it goes something like this...:)...


"Welcome to Jref...

Expect Nothing...

GET LESS!!!"



As you're finding out......'that's the deal', here! :)
 
What we're you hoping to "get?" Snide remarks aside, folks chimed in with alternative explanations (e.g., bear on hind legs, some other known animal, brother-in-law pulling your leg) that are vastly more likely than that your brother-in-law saw a bigfoot.
 
The Shrike said:
What we're you hoping to "get?" Snide remarks aside, folks chimed in with alternative explanations (e.g., bear on hind legs, some other known animal, brother-in-law pulling your leg) that are vastly more likely than that your brother-in-law saw a bigfoot.
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My brother-in-law claimed to have seen a bigfoot, but was worried about talking about it in case people thought he was a lunatic.

I don't know why he was worried, he is a lunatic.
 
Bikerdruid:

When I first came here after publishing a credulous and uncritical article about the supposed realism of the PGF from an anthropological and anatomical perspective, I was roundly ridiculed and insulted, even attacked, for my lack of scientific thinking, for various logical fallacies and for my general ignorance and lack of education, which had together led to a belief in bigfoot.

I took that flood-tide of criticism to heart, and began to look more deeply into the subject, educating myself on mammalian (esp. ursine and primate) caloric intake, wildlife photography, creature effects and costumes, hypnagogic hallucinations, regional expectation, and other matters pursuant to the study of the bigfoot phenomenon.

What I discovered after months of study and careful consideration was that the existence of bigfoot is as likely as the existence of dragons or unicorns: which is to say, improbable to the point of impossibility.

I and others have tried to supply you with links and information that could be useful in studying for yourself the question of bigfoot's probability of existence. These you have ignored, in preference for a feeling of unjust persecution by JREF members, and a sense that these forums are filled with a bunch of hypercritical meanie-heads. We may be a bunch of meanies, or we may be mildly hazing you as is typically and historically done in every human organization and/or forum of communication.

Either way, the question at hand is whether bigfoot exists. If you will examine critically the evidence for bigfoot's existence, I think you'll find that it cannot and does not exist. After that discovery, you will likely understand why skeptics and scientists haze and mildly poke fun at anyone who proclaims belief in the creature.
 
bikerdruid said:
...thanks for the heads up, yeti.
i see what you mean.:)
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Sure, you're welcome...biker.

The reason why I say 'expect nothing' is because the "skeptics" here don't give any weight, whatsoever, to any of the evidence for Bigfoot.

I have a quote of 'Skeptical Greg's (Diogenes) in my signature line, which sums-up, very nicely, not only Greg's assessment of the weight of the evidence for Bigfoot...but the entire "Collective Skeptical Mind"...on Jref.
On this Board, the evidence all gets a big, fat, zero "degree-of-probability" of being legitimate.


You can test this out, for yourself, pretty easily.....just ask anyone here what piece of 'Bigfoot evidence' they think carries any weight...("degree-of-probability" of being true.)....and you'll see what I mean. ;) :)
 
Vort wrote:
After that discovery, you will likely understand why skeptics and scientists haze and mildly poke fun at anyone who proclaims belief in the creature.
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Right, Vort....."mildly poke fun" at "Footers"......with words such as "Lunatic"..."Irrational"..."Crazy"..."Fanatic"..."Troll"..."Liar"....etc, etc...:boggled: :boggled:

(This, bikerdruid....is the "LESS than nothing" part.....verbal assaults. :) )
 
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