I am convinced that this mosque will attract bigots and extremists protesting against it,
Protester #1: "Hey we got a good turnout for the Mooslim mosque protest, eh?"
Protester #2: "Two more than last week, that brings us to 12. Now we are getting somewhere."
Protester #1: "Is that a Mooslim heading in right now? Hey, raghead, go back to the Middle east!!"
Protester #2: "He's carrying a gym bag, probably going to that Mooslim fitness center in there. I bet they are training for their next terrorist operation."
Protester #1: "You know, I expected to see Ground Zero from here. Beck and Hannity said it was on the hallowed ground of Ground Zero. I can't even see Ground Zero from here."
Protester #2: "I bet you can catch a glimpse of it from their mosque's top floor. You know they are up there laughing at the USA."
Protester #1: "Here's another terrorist heading inside. Hey, is that an anchor baby you are wheeling around in that stroller? You taking that little baby inside to be trained to blow us up?!!! We're watching you!"
Protester #2: "Way to tell them! Hey lady, can I see your birth certificate?!??"
Protester #1: "See the way she ran inside with her baby? She knew we were on to her."
<Protesters high five each other>