Dubois is right about vibrations!

[robert2957]

Dubois says p 181 of Secrets of the Monarch: What the Dead Can Teach Us About Living a Better Life that, "It would make sense that the frequency of the energy of our soul that is left behind after the death of our body could be matched my the living's energy and make it possible to communicate through a common vibration". She may have something here. I sneezed yesterday and owing to the vibration thus created I found myself faced by one of my late acquaintances.

 

[Sledge]

What is this I don't even

 

[RoboTimbo]

Dubois says p 181 of Secrets of the Monarch: What the Dead Can Teach Us About Living a Better Life that, "It would make sense that the frequency of the energy of our soul that is left behind after the death of our body could be matched my the living's energy and make it possible to communicate through a common vibration". She may have something here. I sneezed yesterday and owing to the vibration thus created I found myself faced by one of my late acquaintances.

What was he doing in your nose?

 

[JFrankA]

My girl with a washing machine that made

 

[Blackwell]

Sorry to tell you, guys, but you're in the wrong thread. You'll find "The Approximately 6 to 8 Word Story" in the Humor section.

 

[KingMerv00]

Where to start?

"It would make sense...

No it doesn't.

...that the frequency...

She doesn't understand the word "frequency".

...of the energy

She doesn't understand the word "energy".

...of our soul that is left behind after the death of our body...

No evidence for a soul.

...could be matched my the living's energy and make it possible to communicate through a common vibration".

She doesn't understand the words "energy" or "vibration".

 

[The Man]

Dubois says p 181 of Secrets of the Monarch: What the Dead Can Teach Us About Living a Better Life that, "It would make sense that the frequency of the energy of our soul that is left behind after the death of our body could be matched my the living's energy and make it possible to communicate through a common vibration". She may have something here. I sneezed yesterday and owing to the vibration thus created I found myself faced by one of my late acquaintances.

So your late acquaintance was, well, snotty?

I guess, as they say, “you can’t pick your friends”, but evidently at least you can sneeze them (the dead ones that is).


How long did that booger stick with you?

 

[The Man]

Wait… could perchance, the vibrations of flatulence produce the face of another late acquaintance in your underwear? Looks like you’ve got some experimenting (excrementally that is) to do.



All the (excremental) credit goes to my girlfriend, moebob (on this forum).

 

[Ferguson]

Ahhh of course!
This explains why my girlfriend sees Robert Pattinson when she turns on her vibrator.

Well, that's a relief.

 

[paiute]

What is this I don't even

Sorry, I accidentally the ghost.