While we’re looking the other way: the next big terrorist event

[kedo1981]

While we’re looking the other way: the next big terrorist event

I predict an up coming event that will devastate the western world.
It’s getting clearer now
It comes from the middle east
It will shut down all mass transportation and have serious impact on the economy.
Bottles of soda pop, with middle eastern writing on them, the kind you can buy at many international grocery stores.
All with some kind on electronic device duct taped to it, a cheap cel phone, an old calculator, a digital watch.
They will be place in airports and train stations and sporting events.
The whole country will crap it’s pants.
And how do we stop it? Not by having grannies take off their shoes

 

[Andy_Ross]

What?

 

[defaultdotxbe]

i could go for one of those middle eastern soda pops right about now, i had one (i think it was turkish) and it was actually quite good

 

[chillzero]

Is soda pop an americanism for something other than a fizzy drink????

 

[uk_dave]

Who did what now?

 

[Naddig74]

While we’re looking the other way: the next big terrorist event

I predict an up coming event that will devastate the western world.
It’s getting clearer now
It comes from the middle east
It will shut down all mass transportation and have serious impact on the economy.
Bottles of soda pop, with middle eastern writing on them, the kind you can buy at many international grocery stores.
All with some kind on electronic device duct taped to it, a cheap cel phone, an old calculator, a digital watch.
They will be place in airports and train stations and sporting events.
The whole country will crap it’s pants.
And how do we stop it? Not by having grannies take off their shoes

Cool story, bro.

 

[SpitfireIX]

Is soda pop an americanism for something other than a fizzy drink????

I think Kedo is predicting an attack with chemical or biological weapons in dispensers disguised as soda cans, similar to the scenario Tom Clancy describes in his novel Executive Orders^WP.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

I think Kedo is predicting an attack with chemical or biological weapons in dispensers disguised as soda cans, similar to the scenario Tom Clancy describes in his novel Executive Orders^WP.

who cares, im thirsty!

 

[LightinDarkness]

While we’re looking the other way: the next big terrorist event

I predict an up coming event that will devastate the western world.
It’s getting clearer now
It comes from the middle east
It will shut down all mass transportation and have serious impact on the economy.
Bottles of soda pop, with middle eastern writing on them, the kind you can buy at many international grocery stores.
All with some kind on electronic device duct taped to it, a cheap cel phone, an old calculator, a digital watch.
They will be place in airports and train stations and sporting events.
The whole country will crap it’s pants.
And how do we stop it? Not by having grannies take off their shoes

Yay! More fear mongering!

In your opinion, should we be having panic sex NOW or LATER? I usually check the Panic Sex Advisory System (PSAS) to try to figure this out, but its offline:
http://www.panicsex.com/ (SFW)

 

[Loss Leader]

While we’re looking the other way: the next big terrorist event

You realize, of course, that this is true by definition. The next big terrorist event can't come while we're looking directly at it. Otherwise, we'd see it and stop it. It will, by its nature, be unexpected. That's the "terrorist" part.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

Yay! More fear mongering!

In your opinion, should we be having panic sex NOW or LATER? I usually check the Panic Sex Advisory System (PSAS) to try to figure this out, but its offline:
http://www.panicsex.com/ (SFW)

the PSAS has been down for a while, i think it warrants panicking

 

[Horatius]

Yay! More fear mongering!

In your opinion, should we be having panic sex NOW or LATER? I usually check the Panic Sex Advisory System (PSAS) to try to figure this out, but its offline:
http://www.panicsex.com/ (SFW)

That's the wonderful thing about Panic Sex! You can always have it!

Enjoy.

You realize, of course, that this is true by definition. The next big terrorist event can't come while we're looking directly at it. Otherwise, we'd see it and stop it. It will, by its nature, be unexpected. That's the "terrorist" part.

Indeed. One would hope that people would bother reading Sun Tzu every now and then.

7. You can be sure of succeeding in your attacks
if you only attack places which are undefended.You can
ensure the safety of your defense if you only hold
positions that cannot be attacked.

8. Hence that general is skillful in attack whose
opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skillful
in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack.

 

[jhunter1163]

OK, OK. Grannies can leave their shoes ON.

 

[INRM]

Of course, this is just fear-mongering. However if our government really wanted to exploit this scenario, and people wouldn't buy into the fear-mongering, they could just stage such an attack and blame arabs for it, then nobody would disbelieve the government again. And even if they did, it wouldn't matter as Obama would declare martial law.

 

[kedo1981]

No girlies, it’s not fear mongering to point out the fact that an unattended backpack can shut down an airport.
The scenario of a small coordinated group of terrorists leaving what would otherwise be completely harmless items in strategic location to foment fear is very real.
And no you don’t even need anything lethal in the bottles, just make em look bad
And I’m all for panic sex, make up sex, rebound sex, pity sex, drunken sex, and whatever else is available.

 

[Naddig74]

No girlies, it’s not fear mongering to point out the fact that an unattended backpack can shut down an airport.
The scenario of a small coordinated group of terrorists leaving what would otherwise be completely harmless items in strategic location to foment fear is very real.
And no you don’t even need anything lethal in the bottles, just make em look bad
And I’m all for panic sex, make up sex, rebound sex, pity sex, drunken sex, and whatever else is available.

Oh, I get it. You mean terrorists will paralyse countries by activating over zealous security protocols with dummy bombs?

ETA: AMG post 666!

 

[BaaBaa]

Mexican Coca Cola is supposed to be better than 'merrican or canuckistani co-cola....

 

[Elizabeth I]

And even if they did, it wouldn't matter as Obama would declare martial law.

Just like Bill Clinton and George W. Bush did?

 

[INRM]

Bush actually did operate under the principle that if another terrorist attack occurred in the United States they would declare martial law.

 

[Dog Town]

Bush actually did operate under the principle that if another terrorist attack occurred in the United States they would declare martial law.

I hate to even ask you for Evidence! Got any?