Michael jackson: Did He Fake His Death?

Due to the use of font colors and sizes, I find the points this person raises to be quite credible.
 
In My Spare Time said:
Due to the use of font colors and sizes, I find the points this person raises to be quite credible.
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For some inexplicable reason I've been getting regular email newsletters (mostly, but not always, MJ-related) from this person for years. Styled in the same subtly tasteful colours and font sizes, they often provide some comic relief.
 
Why would it be relevant to fake his death?
When MJ used to go outside, he was instantly recognizable: he hid himself under overprotected clothes
 
240-185 said:
Why would it be relevant to fake his death?
When MJ used to go outside, he was instantly recognizable: he hid himself under overprotected clothes
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Well. Now that we all believe him to be dead, he can go outside and no one will say, "Look there's Michael Jackson," they will say, "Look there's there's a funny looking person who looks Michael Jackson but we all know it's not him because he is dead."

. . . or something like that.

See. There is an explanation for everything.

:th:
 
Did he fake his death or was he murdered?

Hmmm...those are clearly the only two possibilities.
 
Surely there's got to be a sit-com here somewhere? Elvis & MJ sharing a house somewhere and all the hilarious misunderstandings that follow...
 
Pikachu said:
Surely there's got to be a sit-com here somewhere? Elvis & MJ sharing a house somewhere and all the hilarious misunderstandings that follow...
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That sounds like a classic Whose Line - Too Hot for TV outtake. Mind you, Satan and the Schoolgirl and Cosby and Hitler were better! ;)
 
A faked death, sometimes called "pseudocide", occurs when an individual leaves evidence to suggest that he or she is dead in order to mislead others*. This is exactly what I beLIEve Michael has done, and by the end of your reading, I bet you’ll agree.
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This was the first thing that caught my eye while skimming this. (Mind you, I had to reduce the font size three times in order to make the whole thing readable.) Would it be a coincidence that someone decided to capitalize all three of those letters without meaning to?
 
Harpyja said:
This was the first thing that caught my eye while skimming this. (Mind you, I had to reduce the font size three times in order to make the whole thing readable.) Would it be a coincidence that someone decided to capitalize all three of those letters without meaning to?
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A faked death, sometimes called "pseudocide", occurs when an individual leaves evidence to suggest that he or she is dead in order to mislead others*. This is exactly what I beLIEve Michael has done, and by the end of your reading, I bet you’ll agree.
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The LULZ is strong in this one...
 
Until I see the death certificate -- the true original, and not some phony-ass "certificate of death" -- I won't accept that Michael Jackson has died in the state of California or anywhere in God's USA.

Why won't Michael Jaskson turn over his original death certificate? What's he got to hide?
 
He actually died while sitting on the toilet and eating a fried-peanut butter sandwich. They just don't want you to know.
 
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