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Why does God hate sex?

Old guys are making the rules. Plain and simple, they aren't getting any any more, so they want to impose their ED on everyone else. Makes them look virtuous somehow. Bottom line is bigotry.
 
Olowkow said:
Old guys are making the rules. Plain and simple, they aren't getting any any more, so they want to impose their ED on everyone else. Makes them look virtuous somehow. Bottom line is bigotry.
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So everyone becomes virtuous with old age! Sure way to sainthood? LOL Look at the bright side, no more huffing, puffing and sweating like a stuck sow, begging, crawling while sprawling, gyrating while ululating, keening while screaming, ovulating, impregnating while insinuating, sticking while kicking and an infinity of annoying and exhausting exceteras which plague both young sexes. Free to twiddle your thumbs to kingdom comes. That's the life!
 
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arthwollipot said:
What a load of unmitigated rubbish.
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Not really.

I'd suggest looking at the Amerind tribal/clan/family structure for starters.


Stable families can exist without marriage, and society is based on law and government, not on families.
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The first statement can hold true, the second ain't necessarily so. Indeed, numerous societies exist, and have existed, without government. Law, custom, and rule are all elements of a society whether or not government exists.

As I understand how this works, you only begin to need government when you scale up to a certain point. I'll not try to define that point, it's probably a banded zone. For starters, I'll suggest that that once you get beyond a village, its function begins to grow in attraction.

DR
 
It's basic psychological trickery to divert the energy of the masses to abstract goal, rather then their private lives.
Sexual repression is a basic tool for that. The theory comes from a Dutch philosopher (W. Rietdijk).

Can't prove it, obviously. But I will point out that repressing normal sexuality was part of Big Brother's trick bag in 1984. Orwell was a keen observer of what made a dictatorship tick and his book still looks like a 'how-to' guide of repression to me.

For what it's worth.
 
I like the sound of "What a load of unmitigated rubbish".
It rolls off the tongue nicely.
 
arthwollipot said:
This is a question that occurred to me while catching up on the "Love the Christian" thread. God hates sex. You can't have sex unless you are married - it's a sin. You can't have homosexual sex - it's a sin. You can't use birth control - it's a sin. You can't show bare skin in public - it's a sin. You can't masturbate - it's a sin.

In fact, according to God, you can only have sex with a married spouse, and only for the purposes of procreation. Ordained priests aren't supposed to have sex at all! What the hell does God have against sex?? And if it's bad, why the hell did he make it so damn good?

Note: keen readers will notice that I have mixed up sexual taboos from several different sects here and generalised the hell out of the whole argument. Deal with it.
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Some churches believe it's even wrong for MARRIED couples to enjoy sex; they can only do it for procreation, but only if they don't enjoy it.
 
Bob from NJ said:
Some churches believe it's even wrong for MARRIED couples to enjoy sex; they can only do it for procreation, but only if they don't enjoy it.
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Churches can say whastever they please. But the thread is about what God thinks--isn't it?
 
laca said:
So, let me get this straight. I "meet" a girl in a dark alley. I think any girl is lucky to have me. I tell this girl "you are lucky, you will be with me". She looks around, no one there, I'm obviously some whackjob, much stronger than her. She acknowledges defeat instead of crying and stuff. I have my way with her afterwards. Have I not raped her? :eye-poppi
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Your implying the same situation to Mary? how can you be assured it is the same? and are you assuming in a time where the belief was heavier than it is in today's society, she would say yes, in fear God would punish her for saying no?
 
sgtbaker said:
Seriously trying to equate the president with an omnipotent being? Obama, in all his power over the land, still only has the strength of a mortal man. If he came to me and said I were to carry his child, I would not only tell him to go to hell, I would give him directions.
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I wasn't trying to relate it to Mary, but laws.
 
rorylee said:
I wasn't trying to relate it to Mary, but laws.
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I think you are missing what I am trying to say, though. For argument's sake, we will say that I believed in the biblical god. This is a being that wiped out entire cities at will. According to the belief structure, if you disobey him he can kill your first born without ever coming through your door. He is accredited with having the power to wipe out all species (barring the ones he chose to spare) with a flood. Plain and simple, if you disagree with him, if you so much as question his intentions, not only can he make your life very miserable in ways that no mortal human being can( if he let you live at all), he can also make you suffer for an eternity after you die. This is the type of person I probably wouldn't want to make angry. If this being sends one of his goomba's to my door to tell me that I was chosen to carry out a mission, what kind of a lunatic would I be to tell him, "I'm flattered but I kinda like this guy Joe and I am just not that into god."
 
Radrook said:
So everyone becomes virtuous with old age! Sure way to sainthood? LOL Look at the bright side, no more huffing, puffing and sweating like a stuck sow, begging, crawling while sprawling, gyrating while ululating, keening while screaming, ovulating, impregnating while insinuating, sticking while kicking and an infinity of annoying and exhausting exceteras which plague both young sexes. Free to twiddle your thumbs to kingdom comes. That's the life!
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I can't help but hear Kerouac's voice in my head as I read this. "I wish I was free of that slaving meat wheel, and safe in heaven dead!"
 
God doesn't hate sex, its just that Mary isn't a common name these days.
 
TraneWreck said:
God began hating sex the minute his sex-orgy pantheons collapsed into monotheism.
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Almost true but God doesn't hate sex: he hates ambiguous parentage. Yahweh slowly emerged from an earlier pantheistic religion that apparently had a lot more relaxed attitude about pregnancy. Inheritance was matrilinear in the Middle East prior to 2000 bce. Over the next 1000 years many of these same areas changed to patrilinear inheritance. Old Testament was written beginning about 1800 bce, justifying the new structure. All about who's the daddy, and who inherits the flock.
 
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