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Limbaugh gets sick of Beck getting all the attention, so...

Dorian Gray

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http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0417/limbaugh-volcanic-ash-cloud-gods-punishment-health-care/

Volcanoes have elicited religious veneration for thousands of years, but talk show host Rush Limbaugh may be among the first to ascribe a political agenda to one, Think Progress reported.After an Icelandic volcano continued to spew ash into the sky Saturday, halting President Obama's planned flight to Poland, conservative icon Limbaugh said the surprising strength and timing of the eruption suggests a God displeased with the passage of health care reform.
"You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, 'Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.' I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied," he said on his radio show Friday.
The volcano's activity halted many travel plans Friday and Saturday as the volcano continued to erupt longer than scientists anticipated. President Obama was forced to cancel his plans to fly to Poland for a memorial in honor of Polish leaders, including the country's president, that were killed in a plane crash last week.
Aviation experts say the volcanic plume has caused the worst travel disruption Europe — and the world — has ever seen.

"I've been flying for 40 years but I've never seen anything like this in Europe," said Swedish pilot Axel Alegren, after landing his flight from Kabul, Afghanistan, at Munich Airport; he had been due to land at Frankfurt but was diverted."The activity has been quite vigorous overnight, causing the eruption column to grow," Icelandic geologist Magnus Tumi Gudmundsson told The Associated Press on Saturday. "It's the magma mixing with the water that creates the explosivity. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be an end in sight."
One Christian blog post suggested the volcanic eruption was a sign from God that the End Times are near.
Limbaugh was quick to capitalize on the unexpected drama.
"Earth has opened up," he said. "I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking."
The talk show host also made headlines earlier this week for his reaction to President Clinton's remarks during the 15th anniversary of the Oklahoma city bombings. Limbaugh said a future bombing in Oklahoma City should be blamed on President Clinton and President Obama.
"Clinton says that right-wing talk radio has made money off of anger, aided by the Internet," Limbaugh stated. "They just can't get away from it. We are living in their heads rent free. We are in their heads and on their minds. They -- and I'm going to throw the in there -- are out to destroy western civilization, folks. Why do you think the tea party people are so reviled? Why is it that we can sit there and accuse nonviolent tea party people of committing terrorist acts?"
Wow, that's Pat Robertson levels of insanity. Yeah, God is against health care in America, so he erupts a volcano in... Iceland, causing.... Europeans to be unable to.... fly in airplanes.



Brilliant.
 
"And thou shall experience inconvenience in thine travel plans and knoweth I am a wrathful God."

Revelations 28:12
 
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Ridiculous. For all we know God was just popping a zit.
 
Limbaugh's nuts. Nothing new there.
You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, 'Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.


My first thought on reading what Obama said was a reply: "I also looked around a couple days after the bill had been signed. There are still millions of people without health care, there are still people with pre-existing conditions that don't have health insurance and there are still 25 year old children not being covered by their parents health care. What's changed?".
 
I concur. The degree to which they scaled back on the "Instant-fix-everything Magic" in the final bill was discouraging.
 
God is so clearly against loving thy neighbor and doing unto others as you would have done unto you. God wants us all to be sociopathic capitalists out for ourselves.

I am surprised god hasn't rained sulfur upon us for trying to keep children healthy. We are truly sinners. I hope this volcano swallows all of our sins because it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a pious man to pas through the gates of heaven.
 
Limbaugh's nuts. Nothing new there.



My first thought on reading what Obama said was a reply: "I also looked around a couple days after the bill had been signed. There are still millions of people without health care, there are still people with pre-existing conditions that don't have health insurance and there are still 25 year old children not being covered by their parents health care. What's changed?".

I don't think he ever claimed that it would all happen instantly, whereas the other side was talking about death panels, rationing and other such nonsense.
 
At least he didn't say God punished America by killing top Polish officials and their families.


Well, so far. I'm just waiting for a response from Pat Robertson. I can't imagine he's too happy about Rush coming onto his turf.
 
The funny thing is, this volcanic eruption has been expected for ages. There are plenty of geologic signs before this happens. And yet, blame-layers still wait for it to happen before they assign blame. It would be so much more impressive if they did it beforehand, and it would be so easy to do for things like this. Hell, I'll predict that this summer, a hurricane will devastate some sunny beach to punish the sinfulness of those nearly-naked bikini and thong wearers.

The only thing people like Limbaugh care about is what's in the news, and if it isn't in the mainstream news (and science things rarely are) then it is invisible to them.
 
I've been wondering about it for a while, and am beginnining to believe more and more, that this type of stuff from Limbaugh, Beck etc. is all just an act. I find it hard to fathom that even Limbaugh actually believes this. It's as if he's just following a script meant to appeal to the right wing wacko jebus nuts. I can just picture him: "Let's see, what have I got for the show today? Hmmmm....ooh, this volcano thing in Greenland or Iceland or Italy or wherever. Uhhh, I can say that it's god's punishment against Obama for health care! Oh, hell yeah, this is going to be good! These morons will eat this stuff up!"
 
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Limbaugh said the surprising strength and timing of the eruption suggests a God displeased with the passage of health care reform.
Yeah, God is against health care in America, so he erupts a volcano in... Iceland, causing.... Europeans to be unable to.... fly in airplanes.

:D That is the best thing I've read all day.

Hell, I'll predict that this summer, a hurricane will devastate some sunny beach to punish the sinfulness of those nearly-naked bikini and thong wearers.

Better not be here again. :( Jesus hated us last time.

The only thing people like Limbaugh care about is what's in the news, and if it isn't in the mainstream news (and science things rarely are) then it is invisible to them.

The only time I ever hear people talking about Limbaugh is when he says something absurd. I think many of his drug-addled comments are intentionally crazy so he's constantly being mentioned. I know staunch Obama supporters that listen to him regularly -- I guess to get mad or something.
 
"You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, 'Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.' I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied," he said on his radio show Friday.
By show of hands: how many of you believe this is a serious statement?
 
By show of hands: how many of you believe this is a serious statement?

What, you think the man has some sort of integrity or credibility? The man called a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton the "White House dog" and later claimed it was a mistake.

He's a shock-jock who pretends to be a political commentator but without the honesty or cojones to accept the concequenses. Of course he was "serious", as serious as he can be. He'll push as far as he can until he gets a little flack and then he'll melt away like a tub o' butter in the hot sun.
 
Hell, I'll predict that this summer, a hurricane will devastate some sunny beach to punish the sinfulness of those nearly-naked bikini and thong wearers.
Better not be here again. :( Jesus hated us last time.
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No, Mike: not "us."



You.



Do you really think Jeebus doesn't review your browser history, and see what you've been up to when you think everyone in the house is asleep? C'mon: He's God -- He can afford the best hackers in and out of the world.


Sorry, dude: nothing personal, it's just a paycheque. And I promise those times I turned on the webcam and didn't let you know ... those videos will never be posted on YouTube if you follow the instructions in the parcel you're about to receive....


But where the heck did you find so many acrobatic midgets?
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Fame is a harsh mistress. Fame addicts will do anything for their fix.
 
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No, Mike: not "us."



You.

All jokes aside, there are wacky religious people that hang out in downtown Miami yelling things like "Repent for your sins!" and "Only Jesus can save you!" When we inevitably fall under the hurricane cone-of-uncertaintydeath, it gets those people all hooting and hopping about like noisy birds. Haven't seen them since the volcano.... I wonder what type of frenzy they're in now.

But where the heck did you find so many acrobatic midgets?

They got blown here during the hurricane before last.

(;) see what I did there?)
 
I don't think he ever claimed that it would all happen instantly, whereas the other side was talking about death panels, rationing and other such nonsense.

In making his statement that "I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping." he implied that if the bill was bad then something bad should have happened instantly even though nothing in the bill had actually been implemented. The clear implication was that the bill must not be bad since the results of nothing being implemented was nothing bad happening as a result.

But don't let any critical thinking interfere with seeing every word uttered by Obama as the absolute truth.
 

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