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Should God sack the Pope?

ynot

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Seems to be enough grounds to justify a sacking (or perhaps a stoning would sufice?).
 
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God has had ample provocation in the past and done nothing. I can't see Him changing His management style now...
 
Actually, DE-sacking the pope and various other pedophile priests might be more productive...

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Provided he continues to deliver the profit margins...not likely.
 
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Yes yes he should! i have a feeling he will do more then just sack the pope in due time tho.
 
I think that in this case, a dismissal would consist of the pope suddenly disappearing in a column of flame.

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Does anyone here have experience with incendiary devices?
 
I think that in this case, a dismissal would consist of the pope suddenly disappearing in a column of flame.

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Does anyone here have experience with incendiary devices?

I once blew up a P.E. hut by proxy when I was 12
that count ?

:D
 
The Romans had a good punishment involving a sack...
The felon was severely scourged then sewn into a stout leather bag with a dog, a snake, a rooster, and a monkey, and the bag was thrown into the river Tiber
Only problem is it wouldn't be fair on the animals. Maybe we could just put a bunch of Catholic priests in the sack instead?
 
It might work if we blindfolded them and told each that the sack was filled with choirboys.
 
The doctrinally authorized method seems to be millstones 'round neck, then being cast into the sea:

Luke 17:2.

DR
 
The doctrinally authorized method seems to be millstones 'round neck, then being cast into the sea:

Luke 17:2.

DR

I always thought that line was about the effect that the abuse had on the child, not the punishment for the abuser.
 

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