Evidence for why we know the New Testament writers told the truth.

[kmortis]

I'm trying to get a cuneiform issue of squid fishing monthly done, with evidence for the truth of the kraken, but my graphic editing-fu is weak.
Oh well, it was a nice idea.
Any roles left for me to ruin do?

Well, there's always Jay Suklow, if you'd like to be part of the flashback sequence. Or, since this is a collabberative effort, anything you mightlike to suggest.

And yes, there will be audience participation.

 

[tsig]

We're gonna need a bigger picture.

Everybody wants to get into the act.

Inka dinka doo.

 

[tsig]

butbutbutbut...the EVIDENCE man! We still haven't been shown the EVIDENCE! We can't declare it over until we see it, right? I mean, what would we have if posters went around starting threads with "Evidence" in the title and then didn't post any? Anarchy! That's what we'd have, Belz..., anarchy! Plagues, famines, *********** in the streets, goats running wild, ANARCHY! You want to be responsible for that? Do ya Belz...? Well, I know that I don't.

This thread must go on until DOC actually presnts us with some actual, bone fide evidence. Eee-vee-eye-dence.

The only evidence I've seen is that DOC desperately needs it to be true and others felt the same (drop names here).

 

[tsig]

Hi Akhenaten. I mentioned Gay Rodeo over on a thread in Social Issues and Current Events yesterday, but like the biblical seed it fell on stony ground. I don't think there's much cross-fertilisation between General Skepticism and the Paranormal and Social Issues threads.
What am I doing moon-lighting down there anyway? I think I'll play catch up on this thread instead, then they'll be three survivors.

I read the whole* thread!

*I did start skimming RRs' posts after the third repetition of BLIMPS.

 

[tsig]

Well, there's always Jay Suklow, if you'd like to be part of the flashback sequence. Or, since this is a collabberative effort, anything you mightlike to suggest.

And yes, there will be audience participation.

There's always more room in the Chorus though if too many go around saying non-sequiturs this thread could get derailed.

 

[Elizabeth I]

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[qimg]http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/SevenOfNine.jpg[/qimg]
Resistance is futile. You will be apostlated​

Nobody, and I mean nobody, has those breasts and those hips naturally. Either one was artificially augmented or the other artificially reduced.

 

[Paulhoff]

Nobody, and I mean nobody, has those breasts and those hips naturally. Either one was artificially augmented or the other artificially reduced.

Seems you haven't known enough women yet.

Paul

 

[Moss]

We got a Pilate already. DAMN YOU DONALD RUMSFELD!
oh, well, I'm doing Judas. Somebody's got to take the poo for all that. Ya hear me Gawd, I'm doing ma part as ya lightning rod!

 

[Akhenaten]

Nobody, and I mean nobody, has those breasts and those hips naturally. Either one was artificially augmented or the other artificially reduced.

'tis Jeri Ryan, Your Majesty, and I've seen lots of pictures of her. To my reasonably astute eye, she seems to be 100% just as evolution made her.

She's rather stunning, isn't she?

 

[Chris Hegarty]

What does a cameo in drag look like? Doesn't it make it kind of hard to pin on your blouse?

Oh, you. I'd just get a cameo of a man and then smear it with lipstick and pin it to my suit. But then where would I put my USAian Flag Pin?

 

[John Jones]

Nobody, and I mean nobody, has those breasts and those hips naturally. Either one was artificially augmented or the other artificially reduced.

I hate you.

 

[kmortis]

Evidence for why we know the N/T writers were telling the truth
or
The Nightmare Before Easter​

Written by
the JREF Repertory Company​

Starring:
DOC as DOC
These boots as DOC's Stunt Double
Akhenaten as Yul Brenner as Ramses
Lothian as Hokulele
Cleon as Akhenaten
kmortis as joobz
fire troll from WoW as kmortis
paximperium as God
Sir William Ramsay as paximerium as God
carlitos as Norman Geisler
Elizabeth I as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter (aka Gwennie)
Lucian as Luke, the World's Greatest Historian^tmHokulele as Thomas "Super Christian" Jefferson
Helen as the Evidence aka the character not present in this movie
Donald Rumsfeld as Pilate
Colin Firth as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter's love interest.
Robbie Coltrane as Jewish Elder #1
Wolrab as Wolrabrel and Gospel Author
joobz as Logic
BRIAN BLESSED as John the Baptist
six7s as Circular Reasoning
X as zooterkin
zooterkin as X / The Missing Presidents
Toke as Doubting Thomas
TSR as Tacitus
Brainache as Poster Not Appearing In The Film
tsig as The Non Sequitor Chorus
RoboTimbo as ElevenofTwelve Apostles
Moss as Judas "Silver Bagger" Iscariot
and Simon as Appeal to Authority​

And Introducing Belz... as Godwin's Law​

Narrated by Stephen Fry
Produced by Tim Burton
Directed by Donald Rumsfeld Rob Zombie
Asst. to Mr. Firth - Helen​

Craft Services by amb

Test Audience:
jond​

Coming Soon:
The Nightmare Before Easter - The TV Series, and for the erudite crowd Der Albtraum Vor dem Ostern - The Opera.​

Alright, everyone has thier script? Good. Shooting starts next week at Mont Saint-Michel, so bring your waders.​

 

[23_Tauri]

I read the whole* thread!

*I did start skimming RRs' posts after the third repetition of BLIMPS.

This thread? Wow. Rock 'n' roll tsig. Hats off to you for trawling (sorry, no squid pun intended) through over 12,200 posts.

 

[DOC]

I trust the play will have audience participation, a la Rocky horror, and they can shout out bingo calls like “Quack Quack; two little ducks” every time “the Greatest moral teaching’s” is said.

Are those people in SI & CE taking themselves all seriously again?

Must be time for another fruitcake thread.


Also,

[qimg]http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/GayRodeoBlimp3.jpg[/qimg]​

I'm trying to get a cuneiform issue of squid fishing monthly done, with evidence for the truth of the kraken, but my graphic editing-fu is weak.
Oh well, it was a nice idea.
Any roles left for me to ruin do?

Everybody wants to get into the act.

Inka dinka doo.

There's always more room in the Chorus though if too many go around saying non-sequiturs this thread could get derailed.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, has those breasts and those hips naturally. Either one was artificially augmented or the other artificially reduced.

Seems you haven't known enough women yet.

Paul

We got a Pilate already. DAMN YOU DONALD RUMSFELD!
oh, well, I'm doing Judas. Somebody's got to take the poo for all that. Ya hear me Gawd, I'm doing ma part as ya lightning rod!

'tis Jeri Ryan, Your Majesty, and I've seen lots of pictures of her. To my reasonably astute eye, she seems to be 100% just as evolution made her.

She's rather stunning, isn't she?

Oh, you. I'd just get a cameo of a man and then smear it with lipstick and pin it to my suit. But then where would I put my USAian Flag Pin?

I hate you.

Every time I leave for a few days these kind of posts pop up. I think they hurt the image of skeptics more than anything I could ever say.

 

[Toke]

Every time I leave for a few days these kind of posts pop up. I think they hurt the image of skeptics more than anything I could ever say.

Is having a sense of humour bad in your world?

btw: how would you hurt the image of sceptics?

 

[Moss]

Every time I leave for a few days these kind of posts pop up. I think they hurt the image of skeptics more than anything I could ever say.

Your concern about the image of skeptics is nice. But I fail to see how it relates to the topic of this thread. You wanted to provide evidence. While we wait for that we just try to keep ourselves amused.
I'd also like you to take note of the fact that I am decidedly not a skeptic. I'm just a facetious opinionated German jerk. To generalize from my postings to the behaviour of skeptics at large therefore isn't very helpful.

 

[Lothian]

Every time I leave for a few days these kind of posts pop up. I think they hurt the image of skeptics more than anything I could ever say.

Every time you come back and ignore all the serious posts it says more about your total lack of integrity and trustworthiness than our jokes ever can.

 

[Simon39759]

Every time I leave for a few days these kind of posts pop up. I think they hurt the image of skeptics more than anything I could ever say.

Certainly.
I mean, virtually everything I read from you actually make the Skeptics look good in comparison.

 

[paximperium]

Certainly.
I mean, virtually everything I read from you actually make the Skeptics look good in comparison.

Gotta agree there. Every time DOC tries one of his lame ignorant and long discredited arguments is when skeptics look good.

These other post just makes us look bored while waiting for a failed claim by DOC that will never happen.

 

[Paulhoff]

Every time I leave for a few days these kind of posts pop up. I think they hurt the image of skeptics more than anything I could ever say.

Well, go away for a century and we'll see what happens.

Paul