Evidence for why we know the New Testament writers told the truth.

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Toke said:
Doubting Thomas is fine with me.
I am just saying that I am NOT poking any of DOC's holes.

(I just want this to be clear from the onset)
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Aww...but I thought the one in his head was a natural for you...
Waterman said:
Thank you, while I do think i have a healthy level of sarcasm and a dollup of humor. I cannot compare to the levels shown here. However my meager musings in light if the overal tone here actually come off looking better than they probalby deserve. <see I can do modesty too>

to kmortis: I think that I steered clear of any intentional humor per our prior agreement.
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I'm pretty sure that agreement has been cast null and void at this point.

tsig said:
Can I be the Greek Chorus
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A whole chorus? Sure. We may need to AutoTune you, but I don't see that as a big deal.

RoboTimbo said:
Can I be my favorite character, Eleven of Twelve Apostles?
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Yes.

amb said:
All the attention has been on the making of this TV series is it, or a blockbuster movie?

Meanwhile, any evidence for why the N/T writers wrote the truth yet? Or after 306 pages and 12237 posts are we still in square one?
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I'm thinking a blockbuster movie that spawns a TV series which will run for a record 37 years.

And we're still on square one. In fact, I think we've lost ground at some point.

zooterkin said:
DOC has a number of times referred to the number of presidents who believe in the NT, but has been uncertain exactly how many that is. I'm willing to play an extra role as the missing president(s).
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You got it. My next post will reflect all these changes.
 
Elizabeth I said:
:blush: I got mentioned in a post with Waterman, X, joobz, paximperium, carlitos, Hokulele and Simon! I feel immortalized...
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Well deserved. You've taught me things. No mean feat.

What does a cameo in drag look like? Doesn't it make it kind of hard to pin on your blouse?
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You could pull a fishnet stocking over it, and poke the pin out through the net. But if there's the ususal picture of a woman on it, that wouldn''t be drag. So you'd have to find a cameo with a picture of a man on it, and then do the stocking thing. Or you could perhaps find a cameo with a man, and then paint a tiara on him. And possibly a hint of a frilly blouse.

Yes, I do have better things to do with my life, now you mention it.
 
Evidence for why we know the N/T writers were telling the truth
or
The Nightmare Before Easter​




Written by
the JREF Repertory Company​
Starring:
DOC as DOC
These boots as DOC's Stunt Double
Akhenaten as Yul Brenner as Ramses
Lothian as Hokulele
Cleon as Akhenaten
kmortis as joobz
fire troll from WoW as kmortis
paximperium as God
Sir William Ramsay as paximerium as God
carlitos as Norman Geisler
Elizabeth I as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter (aka Gwennie)
Lucian as Luke, the World's Greatest HistoriantmHokulele as Thomas "Super Christian" Jefferson
Helen as the Evidence aka the character not present in this movie
Donald Rumsfeld as Pilate
Colin Firth as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter's love interest.
Robbie Coltrane as Jewish Elder #1
Wolrab as Wolrabrel and Gospel Author
joobz as Logic
BRIAN BLESSED as John the Baptist
six7s as Circular Reasoning
X as zooterkin
zooterkin as X / The Missing Presidents
Toke as Doubting Thomas
TSR as Tacitus
Brainache as Poster Not Appearing In The Film
tsig as The Non Sequitor Chorus
RoboTimbo as ElevenofTwelve Apostles
and Simon as Appeal to Authority​


And Introducing Belz... as Godwin's Law​





Narrated by Stephen Fry
Produced by Tim Burton
Directed by Donald Rumsfeld Rob Zombie
Asst. to Mr. Firth - Helen​

Craft Services by amb



Test Audience:
jond​

Coming Soon:
The Nightmare Before Easter - The TV Series, and for the erudite crowd Der Albtraum Vor dem Ostern - The Opera.​
 
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The missing president(s) is/are still missing (or was that deliberate? :) ).

And I think the "JREF Repertory Company" would be better than "JREF Repertoire".
 
zooterkin said:
The missing president(s) is/are still missing (or was that deliberate? :) ).

And I think the "JREF Repertory Company" would be better than "JREF Repertoire".
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No, it wasn't deliberate, sad to say. Although, that would have been funnier.

It's all fixed now. Revel in the Glory that is "Evidence for Why We Know The New Testament Writers Told The Truth - The Movie"!
 
Lothian said:
Seems to me we are still lacking some informtion in respect of the the show. When can people see it?

For those that have missed the earlier showings you need to make clear that it is repeated every 24h.




(h=hundred posts).
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Well, this is just the poster info, ya dig? Days and times are left to the individual theaters. I'd imagine though that it'd be on at least three screens/theater for 15 weeks 12 times a day.
 
Belz... said:
Thread over.
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butbutbutbut...the EVIDENCE man! We still haven't been shown the EVIDENCE! We can't declare it over until we see it, right? I mean, what would we have if posters went around starting threads with "Evidence" in the title and then didn't post any? Anarchy! That's what we'd have, Belz..., anarchy! Plagues, famines, *********** in the streets, goats running wild, ANARCHY! You want to be responsible for that? Do ya Belz...? Well, I know that I don't.

This thread must go on until DOC actually presnts us with some actual, bone fide evidence. Eee-vee-eye-dence.
 
Wolrab said:
Can the Gay Rodeo Blimp cover the Squid Fishing in the Sea of Galilee? Oops! Wrong thread...
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Akhenaten said:
My first draft of the DVD cover did, in fact, feature the Gay Rodeo blimp peeking out from behind the clouds, but I wasn't too sure how many survivors of 'that' thread were involved in this one, and I'm loath to go back in there to check.

Since there are at least two of us though, the final version will definitely include a nod to the GR.

:)
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Hi Akhenaten. I mentioned Gay Rodeo over on a thread in Social Issues and Current Events yesterday, but like the biblical seed it fell on stony ground. I don't think there's much cross-fertilisation between General Skepticism and the Paranormal and Social Issues threads.
What am I doing moon-lighting down there anyway? :boggled: I think I'll play catch up on this thread instead, then they'll be three survivors. :)
 
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23_Tauri said:
Hi Akhenaten. I mentioned Gay Rodeo over on a thread in Social Issues and Current Events yesterday, but like the biblical seed it fell on stony ground. I don't think there's much cross-fertilisation between General Skepticism and the Paranormal and Social Issues threads.
What am I doing moon-lighting down there anyway? :boggled: I think I'll play catch up on this thread instead, then they'll be three survivors. :)
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Are those people in SI & CE taking themselves all seriously again?

Must be time for another fruitcake thread.


Also,

GayRodeoBlimp3.jpg
 
I'm trying to get a cuneiform issue of squid fishing monthly done, with evidence for the truth of the kraken, but my graphic editing-fu is weak.
Oh well, it was a nice idea.
Any roles left for me to ruin do?
 
Well, there are the other 41/42/43/44 presidents (depending on how many are missing, and whether Jefferson was included).
 
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