Evidence for why we know the New Testament writers told the truth.

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Akhenaten said:
Those three dots weren't simply forgotten, or even disregarded as being unimportant - they were, for a time, completely invisible to me.
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Don't feel bad about it. Almost no one on this forum ever spells my alias with the dots. I suppose people don't seem them.

Don't forget, however, that "Belz..." has dots because it's short for Belzebuth (French for Beelzebub).
 
Belz... said:
I'm the incarnation of Godwin's law ? Nice. Now we just have to figure out what I look like.
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Little guy with a funny moustache and a comb-over haircut. German accent. Screams a lot about taking over the world and hates Jewish folks.


Belz... said:
Don't feel bad about it. Almost no one on this forum ever spells my alias with the dots. I suppose people don't seem them.

Don't forget, however, that "Belz..." has dots because it's short for Belzebuth (French for Beelzebub).
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Je n'oublierai pas . . .


:)
 
Doubting Thomas is fine with me.
I am just saying that I am NOT poking any of DOC's holes.

(I just want this to be clear from the onset)
 
jond said:
Yes. To all of the above. Especially to Waterman, who continues to be thoughtful and intelligent and entirely without sarcasm while the rest of us delve whole heartedly into humor. Mind you, I LOVE the humor, and consider it the only reasonable course of action at this point. But Waterman, please keep it coming--and X keep adding your X-additives. I'll continue to watch...
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Thank you, while I do think i have a healthy level of sarcasm and a dollup of humor. I cannot compare to the levels shown here. However my meager musings in light if the overal tone here actually come off looking better than they probalby deserve. <see I can do modesty too>

to kmortis: I think that I steered clear of any intentional humor per our prior agreement.
 
If somebody were to come up with a script, all us cast could web cam our performances.
Then somebody other than me (I am great at suggesting work for others) could compile it all into the smash summer blockbuster.
 
Akhenaten said:
I have to second this, wholeheartedly. I hope that my own contributions here serve the purpose of keeping the thread ticking over while we wait for the genuinely important posts by Waterman, X, joobz, paximperium, carlitos, Hokulele, Elizabeth I, Simon - the whole cast, in fact (with one notable exception).

I'm truly grateful to these folks for the education I've received here in a subject that I started off knowing next to nothing about.
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:blush: I got mentioned in a post with Waterman, X, joobz, paximperium, carlitos, Hokulele and Simon! I feel immortalized...


As much as anything, it's nice to see how well we heathens are able to work together, compared to 'them' and their constant need for one-upmanship. Stupid cultists are stupid. Pagan Pride™ roolz!
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Actually, I prefer to think of myself as more of a heathen.


Chris Hegarty said:
I can do a cameo in drag; it usually works in my econ classes.
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What does a cameo in drag look like? Doesn't it make it kind of hard to pin on your blouse?
 
kmortis said:
Evidence for why we know the N/T writers were telling the truth
or
The Nightmare Before Easter​

Written by
the JREF Repitoire​
Starring:
DOC as DOC
These boots as DOC's Stunt Double
Akhenaten as Yul Brenner as Ramses
Lothian as Hokulele
Cleon as Akhenaten
kmortis as joobz
fire troll from WoW as kmortis
paximperium as God
Sir William Ramsay as paximerium as God
carlitos as Norman Geisler
Elizabeth I as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter (aka Gwennie)
Lucian as Luke, the World's Greatest HistoriantmHokulele as Thomas "Super Christian" Jefferson
Helen as the Evidence aka the character not present in this movie
Donald Rumsfeld as Pilate
Colin Firth as the Spunky, hard hitting, yet sexy girl reporter's love interest.
Robbie Coltrane as Jewish Elder #1
Wolrab as Wolrabrel and Gospel Author
joobz as Logic
and Simon as Appeal to Authority​


Narrated by Stephen Fry
Produced by Tim Burton
Directed by Donald Rumsfeld Rob Zombie​

Test Audience:
jond​


I think I got everyone.​
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Can I be the Greek Chorus
 
tsig said:
Can I be the Greek Chorus
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Hey, is non sequitur still up for grabs? You could be Non Sequitur Greek Chorus. It might go a little something like this:

JOOBZ (the character): Jesus condoned slavery.

NON SEQUITUR GREEK CHORUS: Lo, look ye and see where Thomas Jefferson hath cut up his Bible and pasted it onto bits of paper.

Also, is anyone playing post count, a crucial role?
 
Lucian said:
Hey, is non sequitur still up for grabs? You could be Non Sequitur Greek Chorus. It might go a little something like this:

JOOBZ (the character): Jesus condoned slavery.

NON SEQUITUR GREEK CHORUS: Lo, look ye and see where Thomas Jefferson hath cut up his Bible and pasted it onto bits of paper.

Also, is anyone playing post count, a crucial role?
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Can I request that in the Opera version, the role of joobz gets played by an Obese Soprano?

And I don't mean big pussy.
 
joobz said:
Can I request that in the Opera version, the role of joobz gets played by an Obese Soprano?

And I don't mean big pussy.
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Would you like horns and a breastplate?

ETA If you'd prefer to be an obese Italian opera soprano, I'm afraid you'll have to come down with a risibly improbable case of consumption. Or were you thinking something along the lines of a (bursting) trouser role?
 
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All the attention has been on the making of this TV series is it, or a blockbuster movie?

Meanwhile, any evidence for why the N/T writers wrote the truth yet? Or after 306 pages and 12237 posts are we still in square one?
 
DOC has a number of times referred to the number of presidents who believe in the NT, but has been uncertain exactly how many that is. I'm willing to play an extra role as the missing president(s).
 
zooterkin said:
DOC has a number of times referred to the number of presidents who believe in the NT, but has been uncertain exactly how many that is. I'm willing to play an extra role as the missing president(s).
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But then, we'll need someone to play the magic bullet -- we really don't want to go there...
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