March Stundie Nominations

[grmcdorman]

That last one lead me to this one:

Yep, from about 1000 feet below, it looked just like paper. Really freaking huge pieces of paper.....

An utter inability to tell any scale from pictures seems to be a common CT failing (not just 9/11, but others like the Moon hoaxers). Viz Jack White.

Jammonius seems to have it particularly bad.

 

[fullflavormenthol]

Okay, here is a little slice heaven I discovered on the AboveTopSecret forum.

Shocking: New Zealand and Australia are out of their place on the map

...But if you go and check the current location of NZ and Australia with your Google Earth you may start to see something really weird. NZ seems to be jumped on the other side, to the south-east of Australia. On the other hand, Australia seems to be shifted a lot to the north, very close to Papua New Guinea so it almost touches it. Where is the Australia which was far away from other land masses? Something seems to be also wrong with the form of Australia. When did the Australia get that spike that is pointing to the Papua New Guinea.

You would think that all the laughing from the response to this thread would end it, but no. There is another thread (several in fact) on the subject.

For all those expierencing "time line" shifts.

Most of the thread decends into an argument about how Mandela died in the 80s. It is all bad memory or people having wrong ideas; but they are so convinced. I am sort of laughing while typing, because some things are just so wrong.

Nixon was impeached. I remember him to be the only US president to be impeached.

There are people who think the holocaust didn't happen. Could this be another sign of a time shift?

I fully recommend it for a laugh.

 

[Matthew Cline]

And if it was a remote controlled jet with no passengers.... why didn't they just crash it into a field? And why would you land in cleveland to let off passengers who weren't on it in the first place?

The principle of "Keep It Simple, Stupid" is anathema to the NWO, as they worship Rube Goldberg as their god.

"AND THE OSCAR GOES TO" what a crock of scripted ****, mind control for the masses

Why in the world would the NWO care who wins or loses the Oscars? Also, what signs indicate that the Oscars are scripted?

Actually no rubble could be produced at all by dropping upper part C,

 

[Macgyver1968]

The principle of "Keep It Simple, Stupid" is anathema to the NWO, as they worship Rube Goldberg as their god.



Why in the world would the NWO care who wins or loses the Oscars? Also, what signs indicate that the Oscars are scripted?

You obviously missed all the memos. We've been running "Project Mondoego" since the '40s. We have all the Jew directors, producers and actors creating our propaganda to keep the sheep sedated...and we rig the Oscars to make sure everyone likes our films.

Sometimes those boys in sector 4 like to have a sense of humor...case in point.."My Cousin Vinny".

 

[Horatius]

Why in the world would the NWO care who wins or loses the Oscars?

Because we they care about everything!

Also, what signs indicate that the Oscars are scripted?

That would be the teleprompters.

 

[Dog Town]

Also, what signs indicate that the Oscars are scripted?

I used to work on the Oscars. The answer you are looking for is, Bruce Vilanch! Damn funny queen, that Brucie is!
http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=yfp-t-701-s&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF8&rd=r2&p=bruce vilanch

Also the teleprompters are 60+ inch flat screens, in the audience facing the stage. Damn hard to miss (keep out of frame), during the crowd shots.

 

[Mel Odious]

Every time I think truthers just can't get any more delusional, I come across stuff like this.

(snip)

Now whats really gonna bake everyones noodle when they do some research, is the Orion connection to 911, which is far more interesting and signifcant than probably most all other aspects... but sadly the most unknown for the time being.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058709161&postcount=2

I just read up on that Orion connection to 911, that theory doesn't wash.

The contellation doesn't even match up correctly with the trade centers and building 7. Even it did, (which it doesn't) it would have no significance anyways whatsoever.

Sorry, but the Mass Human Sacrifice theory is far better in comparison to the Orion theory.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058709288&postcount=3

I don't know what all you "researched" to come to such an ignorant and unsupported encompassing premature conclusion, but even if they didn't match up as you claim, there's mountains of material and evidence in its infancy demonstrating an amazing hidden connection.

i guess once again like anti-no planers and those who claim theres nothing suspect in the OS, you either haven't done enough research, or lack the intellectual capacity to understand it.

(snip)

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058719680&postcount=11

 

[Brainache]

Every time I think truthers just can't get any more delusional, I come across stuff like this.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058709161&postcount=2

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058709288&postcount=3

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1058719680&postcount=11

He is saying that the constellation of Orion had something to do with 9/11?

Then he is debunked by someone pushing the "Mass Human Sacrifice" theory?

Then he has a little rant about "anti-no-planers"?


I give up. I know Einstein said that human stupidity is infinite, but I think this really is the limit. No way can we get dumber than this. Can we? Please tell me we can't get dumber than this...

 

[Dave Rogers]

And, by the way, I am happy to draw a line in the sand with you on this. Your reliance upon math and upon physics is deception personafied. That type of fallacy is well known and well-understood. It is deception pure and simple and goes by the name of the "wise-person" fallacy, where claims of greater than normal expertise are used to make the claim that those with less expertise cannot understand what only those with more expertise understand.

Your reliance on that fallacy is not persuasive.

Wisdom is a fallacy now?

Travis, if the bolded sentence doesn't make it into the finals, I swear I'm going to hold my breath until my face turns blue. I mean it. Don't make me do it.

Dave

 

[TruthersLie]

Dave.

Did you just poach Lashl's claim on Jammonius?

Travis... when this makes it into the finals please attribute it to Lashl... we dont' want an angry goddess of legaltainment.

 

[Travis]

Travis, if the bolded sentence doesn't make it into the finals, I swear I'm going to hold my breath until my face turns blue. I mean it. Don't make me do it.

Dave

I laugh every time I read that. No way is it not going to the finals. It's almost not fair to everything else.

Dave.

Did you just poach Lashl's claim on Jammonius?

Travis... when this makes it into the finals please attribute it to Lashl... we dont' want an angry goddess of legaltainment.

LashL got it here first. That is noted.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Dave.

Did you just poach Lashl's claim on Jammonius?

??? I'm just supporting TokenMac's nomination, albeit with overtones of emotional blackmail.

As for claims on jammonius, I think there's more than enough of him for everyone.

Dave

 

[TJM]

??? I'm just supporting TokenMac's nomination, albeit with overtones of emotional blackmail.

As for claims on jammonius, I think there's more than enough of him for everyone.

Dave

2nd that. I thought my entry back on page 3 was gold, now it pales in comparison to the others. If he isn't careful, we might have to start calling these the "jammies".

 

[TjW]

No. The pioneering idiocy of Stundie and 27th Kingdom (for those who don't recall, the 27th in "The 27th annual Stundies"), should be recognized in perpetuity.
"If I have been more idiotic than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants".

 

[ArmillarySphere]

Not a CT, just an "alternative" theory of physics. Alas, without mathematical basis, because...

Thanks. I do accept your point. But actually, I don't want to cast this as a coherent mathematical model myself. That might sound odd, but think about it. If I locked myself away and came up with something that really flew, every theoretical physicist in the world would then be redundant. It's too late for them to get involved once it's finished. Moreover they'd look like crystal-sphere fools, and the public would feel betrayed. There would be a backlash, and the upshot would be a disaster. I'm trying to help physics, not destroy it.

It's nice to know he respects physicists' livelihood, if not their integrity.

 

[TruthersLie]

Ok.

I win.

Hands down. This is full of stundie materials. This is from
http://www.military.com/news/article/could-airborne-bears-catch-bin-laden.html

The bears-in-the-air idea, and scores of others, came from people who clicked on the "contact us" button on the Defense Department's Web site, which allows the general public to ask questions or make suggestions.

Not that the Pentagon needs any particular help in the idea department. Not long ago, for example, the agency spent $2 million to find out whether honey bees could be relied upon to sniff out roadside bombs.

The Defense Department provided Stars and Stripes a sampling of some of the more bizarre feedback it gets through its Web site, www.defense.gov. The authors' names were withheld, but all spelling, grammar and paranoia are authentic.

Here it is in its glory

"Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be," the innovator wrote. "Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing."

Or this one

"Has anyone at the Department [of] Defense noticed that the Twin Towers were destroyed on 9/11, and that when you dial emergency services in the USA you dial 911?" the person wrote. "If so, is this merely a coincidence?"

 

[Horatius]

Ok.

I win.

Hands down. This is full of stundie materials. This is from
http://www.military.com/news/article/could-airborne-bears-catch-bin-laden.html




Here it is in its glory


Or this one

Some of the comments are Stundielicious in their lack of self-awareness:

Some of the people were nuts but there are relevant questions there.

Why is the hole in the pentagon so small? It is nowhere near the size of the Plane that supposedly flew into it and we aren't allowed to see any security camera footage from the pentagon of the "airplane" striking the building. Makes me wonder whats up.

"Oh, sure, that guy is a nutbag, but we're serious!"

 

[dudalb]

He is saying that the constellation of Orion had something to do with 9/11?

Then he is debunked by someone pushing the "Mass Human Sacrifice" theory?

Then he has a little rant about "anti-no-planers"?


I give up. I know Einstein said that human stupidity is infinite, but I think this really is the limit. No way can we get dumber than this. Can we? Please tell me we can't get dumber than this...

Sorry to tell you this, but every time I think, about Conspiracy Theorists, that there is no way on earth they can ever get dumber, they manage to surprise me.

 

[dudalb]

Ok.

I win.

Hands down. This is full of stundie materials. This is from
http://www.military.com/news/article/could-airborne-bears-catch-bin-laden.html




Here it is in its glory


Or this one

I am getting images of Yogi and Boo Boo jumping into Afghanistan.....

 

[332nd]

Ok.

I win.

Hands down. This is full of stundie materials. This is from
http://www.military.com/news/article/could-airborne-bears-catch-bin-laden.html




Here it is in its glory

Quite obviously you have never played Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3.