Evidence for why we know the New Testament writers told the truth.

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You see Doc only cares,
That this thread appears*,
At the top of page one.

So, there's no need,
For him to repost screed,
When by me his work has been done.

If what you want is proof,
From this thread stay aloof,
Further rhymes you must shun.

When Doc doth** suspect,
This thread dies from neglect,
He'll drag up his parade of christian martyrs or that one about Ramsey or call Joobz a liar or "the greatest historian thing." Look, you're clever people, you don't need me to spell it for you. This thread wins him fundie points!


*Half-rhyme, deal with it
**makes this a proper poem
 
laca said:
You suck at reading too, it's actually laca ;)
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I debated weather it was a capital I or lower-case l. 50-50 chance and I screwed it up. Rather fitting for the thread, huh?

Not the 50-50 chance part, however....
wollery said:
Can't spell either. It's haiku.
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May your hedgehogs infest your armpits with foetid elderberries.
 
What Jefferson called superstition
DOC peddles without intermission
What he calls evidence
Does not make any sense
He thinks fallacies always in fashion
 
Doc says the apostles spook sooth
He plays fast and loose with the truth
And quotes us the bible
Until we are liable
To reply in terms quite uncouth
 
The Bible is true! Pray tell
It said in this book so well
I ask for the source
The Bible, of course
Circular logic is swell!
 
Wolrab said:
The Bible is true! Pray tell
It said in this book so well
I ask for the source
The Bible, of course
Circular logic is swell!
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Circular logic is a bottomless hell!


Paul

:) :) :)
 
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The bible reports that Jesus once said
that it's ok to beat Slaves til they're red
It's not slaves but it's Servants
DOC claims, quite observant
As though this condones the blood that is shed.
 
At mdnight he writes
A Limerick instead of fights
Kmo has tried
To get this thread fried
So it can sleep the long goodnight.
 
kmortis said:
At mdnight he writes
A Limerick instead of fights
Kmo has tried
To get this thread fried
So it can sleep the long goodnight.
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That does not scan.

There was a young man from Japan
Whose Limericks never would scan
When they asked why
He said ''You see I
Always try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can''
 
DOC, help, where are you? I need you to post something quick. These so-called poets suck to high heaven. :boggled:
 
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