Jesus New Name?

[Elizabeth I]

What it's like to be 'Human' in the 21st or whatever century his coming into.

Jesus is supposedly God. God is supposedly omniscient. He ought to already know what it's like to be human, not only in the 21st century, but also in the 75th, the second, or any other century you care to mention. Hell, he ought to know what it's like to be a trilobite, a prokaryote or even a random strand of RNA.

ETA: the real name will be James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree.

 

[Cainkane1]

Flipper.

 

[a3sigma]

The Jeezter

Or, if he returns as an African-American female: La Jeezerisha.

 

[Trent Wray]

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*bows down before the Chuck*

roflmao

This is the name that should win the thread

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But in all seriousness, Rory ..... according to that very bibble book your op quotes from, it tells you what Jesus' new name will be: "King of Kings and Lord of Lords." It's gonna be one wicked tattoo on his thigh, I'm thinking with some tribal thorn design as well.

Of course, if it's written in chatspeak, it will read: KOK lol

 

[Trent Wray]

I'd also like to add that he will unite America (his favorite country) with the Middle East (his old school roots). He will choose the name:

Alfred Jezeera.

 

[Moss]

Well, actually he was first called Horus, then Mithras and then Sol Invictus before being called Jesus.
*runs in fear before the wrath of Aten *

 

[dio]

Darren.

Doris.

Close, but no. Darwin.

 

[fromdownunder]

Gary Ablett Jr., the son of God.

Norm

 

[Foster Zygote]

Slappy McGillicutty.

 

[The Pro from Dover]

Zengelbert Bingledack

 

[Sideroxylon]

Gary Ablett Jr., the son of God.

Norm

And it is written that he shall lead the exodus to the promised land of Surfers Paradise.

 

[fromdownunder]

And it is written that he shall lead the exodus to the promised land of Surfers Paradise.

Which will, of course, make him the Antichrist.

Norm

 

[Lucian]

J Chriddy

 

[Sideroxylon]

Which will, of course, make him the Antichrist.

Norm

Certainly to those down Corio Bay.

 

[John Jones]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ.

 

[Hokulele]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ.

Hey, that's my name too!

 

[Tricky]

I'm guessing something like this. I understand he's having a dispute with his producer.

 

[ZirconBlue]

Nick Soapdish.



It's French.

 

[FreshHat]

Jesus is your uncle doesn't have the same lilting quality to it.

Uncle Jesus.

Auntie Christ.

 

[John Jones]

I'm appalled at the irreverent comments on this thread!

Appalled!