From quite possibly the most ironic name on prison planet in response to the question "What kind of President was Reagan, good or bad?"
http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=163682.0;topicseen
It's making me laugh because I keep thinking of the discussion that would have taken place.
Bush: Is it done?
Flunky: There was a problem sir, the MKultra didn't kill him.
Bush: WHAT!?!? We got him within 10 ft! I thought you said he was a ex Marine!??!
Flunky:No...
Bush: We always use Marines! Always have! JFK? Marine! Garfield? Marine!
Flunky:Sir...
Bush: McKinley? Marine! The last two were secret Marines but still a damn sight better than that fruity lil actor that jobbed Lincoln!
Flunky: Wait... What?
Bush: Sigh... Nevernind. You're only a 31st degree.
Flunky: O...k... Anyway Sir, I said he was obsessed with Jodie Foster because of that movie "Taxi Driver", also he strongly identified with "Travis Bickle" who was a former Marine. It's on google.
Bush: Ah, I knew I should have... Hey when are we going to tell the public about google?
Flunky: Clinton won the rights in that card game, at Bohemian Grove, remember?
Bush: Riiiight... Damn he really cleaned up there didn't he? 2 terms, massive budget surplus, 5...6 free murders?
Flunky: 13 sir.
Bush: (whistles)... Hey! What was the name of that chubby little serving girl he liked?
Flunky: Monica?
Bush: Yeah! Let's make her his aid and tell him it's a gift. Then we scandal the **** outta his second term!
Flunky: Heh! Awesome!
Bush: Yeah... Whelp... Did he even hit Ronco?
Flunky: Yessir. But he lost the .45 with the nanothermite bullets when he was in NYC. So he used a... .22...
Bush: Where in NYC? That could come back to bit... Wait! A .22?!?!?!
Flunky: Yep...
Bush: Ceeeeeeerist! Dammit... So, what now?
Flunky: We were thinking a No. 4.
Bush: Hmmmm... Well I could get to run things behind the scenes. Hell that's more fun anyway. Meh. Why not.
Flunky: Will do sir... You wanna watch?
Bush: Heh heh... Yeah.
Oh! About the nanothermite bullets in NYC... I've got an idea and God knows, Jr's gonna need all the help he can get....