Oh, and Jesus said to help the poor. He didn't tell you to point your gun at your neighbor and demand they help the poor, too.
Actually that's the kinda funny part. He did pretty much promise that whoever doesn't, will get roasted by his sky-daddy.
Quoth for example, Matthew 19:16-24
16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?
17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.
18 He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,
19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
20 The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?
21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.
22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.
23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
(And parallel versions exist in Mark and Luke too, but this one will do for illustration.)
It seems to me like Jesus is saying pretty clearly that even just being rich already makes it downright impossible to get into heaven, even if you're otherwise as devout and righteous as this young guy who was asking him. If you don't sell your stuff and divide it among the poor, well, if you don't get into heaven, you do the maths as to where you're supposed to go
So in effect, yeah, he's not saying "give some of your money to the poor or I'll shoot you", he's saying "give all your money to the poor or I'll subject you to the most horrible torture you can imagine, for more time than you can possibly imagine." (At least if you go by the common trinitarian belief that Jesus is God.) Doesn't seem to me like he's on the side of the right wingnuts there, sorry.