ktesibios
Worthless Aging Hippie
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Sorry to disappoint, but it wasn't a video of a terrorist attack, or a plane crash or anything historic.
It was a Bar Mitzvah, or, more specifically, a party for a kid who had just made his Bar Mitzvah. Here's the story:
Way back when I was working at Sigma Sound in Philly, we did a lot of VAPP (audio post-production for video) work. One of our occasional clients was a local videographer who eked out a paycheck filming things like weddings, graduations, Bar Mitzvahs and so on in between gigs shooting for TV commercials and suchlike.
He had been hired to film the (very expensive) party, and Something Went Wrong. When he got his tapes back to the office he discovered that while he had lots of great picture, the sound was totally missing. No audio at all.
This left him with three options:
1. Tell his client "Sorry, I screwed up and can't provide a finished edit. Here's your money back".
2. Add some title cards written in old-timey typefaces and a tinny piano track and see if the clients would go for the "silent movie" look.
3. Find some way to fix the problem.
Since there was no recorded audio at all, the only way to "fix" the video was to create an entirely new (and fake) soundtrack from scratch. He brought the problem to us.
We contacted the DJ who had worked the party and discovered that he was one of these annoyingly organized types. He still had his playlist from that gig, which made it possible to recreate- exactly- the music played at the party. We brought him into the studio and had him do just that.
The videographer did a very careful edit, to ensure that the final cut had lots of footage of people drinking and dancing and no shots of anyone identifiable saying anything- to avoid having a watcher go "hey- that's not Uncle Joe's voice!".
We filled in the soundtrack with crowd and party sound effects from our extensive SFX library and Foleyed what we needed to. At one point I found myself standing in the back hallway (where we had run mic and headphone cables to capture the reflective ambience) with a pair of headphones on, clapping in time to "Hava Nagila" in company with a few assistant engineers and the receptionist. I still remember the engineer's comment on our sense of time- "My God, you people are white".
We edited it all together, laid it back to the video master and gave it to our client. He gave copies to his clients and...
They didn't notice a thing. We totally got away with it.
Is there a point to this episode of "Weird Uncle Ktesibios tells another of his boring stories"? Yes, and it is this:
The standard-issue troofer reply to the question "If the collapses of WTC1, 2 and 7 were 'controlled demolitions', why do none of the many videos of the collapses record the sound of explosive charges detonating, which we would logically expect were there any charges?" seems to be "the government altered the sound tracks by removing the explosions". When challenged to explain just how one removes the highest-amplitude, broadband signals in a recording without producing any artifacts that would give the game away, the answer is invariably a load of handwaving that assumes the existence of tools with near-magical powers- tools which are, for some reason, unknown to the pro audio community.
What puzzles me is why CTers would prefer a narrative which requires the existence and use of powers which have little to no plausibility to professionals in the field (cf. anything claimed by Judy Wood or her acolytes about DEW and the opinions of actual aerospace engineers) when the sane way of keeping an embarrassing soundtrack out of public hearing while disseminating the video portion is just to make a whole new soundtrack from scratch and consign the old one to the bit bucket.
If, as we have already seen, a mediocre job of SFX editing for a TV movie about Rudy Giulani is good enough to fool troofers into thinking it's a "smoking gun", a well thought out job by actual professionals should do for people of normal intelligence.
So what's behind this insistence on the Omnipotence of teh Eevil Conspiracy? Is it a naive technophilia which assumes that anything can be accomplished by tippy-tapping away at a keyboard? Or an equally naive technophobia which assumes that the purpose of humanity's history of toolmaking is always aimed at facilitating evildoing? Is is that so much of the public's idea of science and technology is entirely manufactured by movie scriptwriters?
Or do we have, somewhere down in our psyches, a need to believe that Teh Bad Guys are super-villains?
Anyone have an idea?
It was a Bar Mitzvah, or, more specifically, a party for a kid who had just made his Bar Mitzvah. Here's the story:
Way back when I was working at Sigma Sound in Philly, we did a lot of VAPP (audio post-production for video) work. One of our occasional clients was a local videographer who eked out a paycheck filming things like weddings, graduations, Bar Mitzvahs and so on in between gigs shooting for TV commercials and suchlike.
He had been hired to film the (very expensive) party, and Something Went Wrong. When he got his tapes back to the office he discovered that while he had lots of great picture, the sound was totally missing. No audio at all.
This left him with three options:
1. Tell his client "Sorry, I screwed up and can't provide a finished edit. Here's your money back".
2. Add some title cards written in old-timey typefaces and a tinny piano track and see if the clients would go for the "silent movie" look.
3. Find some way to fix the problem.
Since there was no recorded audio at all, the only way to "fix" the video was to create an entirely new (and fake) soundtrack from scratch. He brought the problem to us.
We contacted the DJ who had worked the party and discovered that he was one of these annoyingly organized types. He still had his playlist from that gig, which made it possible to recreate- exactly- the music played at the party. We brought him into the studio and had him do just that.
The videographer did a very careful edit, to ensure that the final cut had lots of footage of people drinking and dancing and no shots of anyone identifiable saying anything- to avoid having a watcher go "hey- that's not Uncle Joe's voice!".
We filled in the soundtrack with crowd and party sound effects from our extensive SFX library and Foleyed what we needed to. At one point I found myself standing in the back hallway (where we had run mic and headphone cables to capture the reflective ambience) with a pair of headphones on, clapping in time to "Hava Nagila" in company with a few assistant engineers and the receptionist. I still remember the engineer's comment on our sense of time- "My God, you people are white".
We edited it all together, laid it back to the video master and gave it to our client. He gave copies to his clients and...
They didn't notice a thing. We totally got away with it.
Is there a point to this episode of "Weird Uncle Ktesibios tells another of his boring stories"? Yes, and it is this:
The standard-issue troofer reply to the question "If the collapses of WTC1, 2 and 7 were 'controlled demolitions', why do none of the many videos of the collapses record the sound of explosive charges detonating, which we would logically expect were there any charges?" seems to be "the government altered the sound tracks by removing the explosions". When challenged to explain just how one removes the highest-amplitude, broadband signals in a recording without producing any artifacts that would give the game away, the answer is invariably a load of handwaving that assumes the existence of tools with near-magical powers- tools which are, for some reason, unknown to the pro audio community.
What puzzles me is why CTers would prefer a narrative which requires the existence and use of powers which have little to no plausibility to professionals in the field (cf. anything claimed by Judy Wood or her acolytes about DEW and the opinions of actual aerospace engineers) when the sane way of keeping an embarrassing soundtrack out of public hearing while disseminating the video portion is just to make a whole new soundtrack from scratch and consign the old one to the bit bucket.
If, as we have already seen, a mediocre job of SFX editing for a TV movie about Rudy Giulani is good enough to fool troofers into thinking it's a "smoking gun", a well thought out job by actual professionals should do for people of normal intelligence.
So what's behind this insistence on the Omnipotence of teh Eevil Conspiracy? Is it a naive technophilia which assumes that anything can be accomplished by tippy-tapping away at a keyboard? Or an equally naive technophobia which assumes that the purpose of humanity's history of toolmaking is always aimed at facilitating evildoing? Is is that so much of the public's idea of science and technology is entirely manufactured by movie scriptwriters?
Or do we have, somewhere down in our psyches, a need to believe that Teh Bad Guys are super-villains?
Anyone have an idea?

Dude, you all can't carry a simple beat? Should we get you all a metronome, or a conductor to help you clap?