Who killed the dinosaurs?

Although I'm curious as to who killed the dinosaurs, I'm REALLY interested in finding out

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man? I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me!
 
The Cybermen were responsible. If Adric had just had a little more time, he could have saved them.

I remember that episode. It didn't have the usual end music - just silence as the scale of the event began to sink in. Poor Adric. Only matched by the death of Optimus Prime in the original Transformers film.
 
Caustic Logic said:
You've always gotta look at who benefits. We got something here maybe, but the details are a little unclear. What does anyone else think?

Military Industrial Complex propaganda.

People are waking up to F-22 boondoggles etc.

The MIC needs a new scare to justify big $ projects.

Asteroids/Meteors/Comets fit the bill nicely.

You never know how big the space object is gonna be, so you constantly need to keep building and buying bigger and bigger missiles.source

You never know how many space objects might be headed for earth at the same time, so you need to buy more and more of the missiles.




Everything would be fine, except...

Nobody's scared of asteroids.

They never invaded South Korea.
They didn't invade South Vietnam.
They didn't even do 9-11. source


So you have to make up a false-flag extinction to make asteroids seem like a threat.

So what do you do?

1) Invent evolution so people believe dinosaurs used to exist.
2) Put out some junk 'science' claiming that an asteroid wiped out dinosaurs.
3) Start putting out fear mongering asteroid related propaganda, like Deep Impact or Armageddon.
4) Also put out 'joint-fear' propaganda, like 'The Andromeda Strain', which makes people scared of space and viruses (get 'em vaccinated too).
5) Start building anti-asteroid missiles.
6) Accuse political opponents and free thinkers of collaborating with asteroids, send them to re-education FEMA camps.
7) Occasionally use HAARP or a high-altitude bomber to drop a giant rock on a city simulating an asteroid collision, to keep people scared.
8) Sterilize 9/10ths of the human population, enslave everyone with microchips. source
 
Sorry boys and girls, but asteroids and meteorites are quite real and do hit Earth, rather regularly too in fact. In fact, they've been known to hit people, and small ones have left live people to tell the tale. Ann Elizabeth Hodges walked away, bruised and battered, but telling of a grapefruit sized home invader from space.

If said rock was of sufficient size, lands on the wrong spot on Earth letting loose noxious methane or other gases, a chain reaction could have happened, killing the majority of dinosaurs.
 
I was hungry. Really, really hungry ...



(Taste like chicken if you really want know.)
 
The Greys did it, they shoved too many probes in the anal orifice. The dinosaurs got constipated and die.
 
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