If I hit the wrong mod, I could conceivably get hit with a "abuse of reporting system" warning. I'd ttake that as a long shot...well at least I'd take it as a long shot before I posted this, now it's a certainty.
ETA: and I wouldn't worry too, too much. I'm sure if it does get closed, DOC will just start a new, hopefully more grammatically titled, thread and we'll be back here in another two years.
ETA2: DOC, as a friendly suggestion, for you next thread, could you just number it. That way when it gets closed due to length you can just increment and we'll continue? OK? Thank you, buh-bye.