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What about this crop circle?

JcR said:
We are not the target. We are insignificant. These are alien grain attacks against our wheat, oats, corn, and the odd cow that doesn't know any better. Get back to the barn if ya don't know a full blown invasion when you see one.
The grain alien's idea of "shock and awe" are not even that successful.

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Are you sure this thing is from a barn? Looks more like he's from Bikini Bottom ...
 
Limbo said:
I have read a couple of books about it and seen a couple of documentaries and I check out the new crop circles every season though.
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Yeah, well I listened to a Monster Magnet song about it.





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(some NWS language)
 
trentwray said:
Are you sure this thing is from a barn? Looks more like he's from Bikini Bottom ...
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This thing is the alien intruder.
Daisy and Buttercup were smart enough to flee to the barn when they witnessed the onslaught, the blitz campaign lashed out upon their peaceful fields. :)
 
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JcR said:
This thing is the alien intruder.
Daisy and Buttercup were smart enough to flee to the barn when they witnessed the onslaught, the blitz campaign lashed out upon their peaceful fields. :)
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Okay then, thank Gawd. That means the secret formula to the Krabby Patty hasn't been compromised, only the hay-fed, beef eating heathens ...
 
trentwray said:
Photoshop is actually alien technology ---- and crop circles, ghostly apparitions, Nazca Lines, and Jesus on a Frito are all part of their marketing campaign to get us to buy more Adobe products to create false images ... thus supplying them with income (to buy potable water to drink, since so many of them park their UFO's above Mexico City) while debunking their own existence until they are ready to appear "in the last days" (aka The End of Microsoft).
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trentwray said:
Okay then, thank Gawd. That means the secret formula to the Krabby Patty hasn't been compromised, only the hay-fed, beef eating heathens ...
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We appear to be twins, separated at birth.

The Forum is in deep doo-doo.

:)
 
Ah, so deep doo-doo is not woo-woo unless the poo-poo from your goo-goo is voodoo?
 
JcR said:
We are not the target. We are insignificant. These are alien grain attacks against our wheat, oats, corn, and the odd cow that doesn't know any better. Get back to the barn if ya don't know a full blown invasion when you see one.
The grain alien's idea of "shock and awe" are not even that successful.

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Grain aliens? Like Corn Gods?
 
Anyone out there construction crop CIRCLES, could you give us a little something else to peak our interest? Like an oval, or a rhombus?
 
I want a dodecahedron with a reverse twist.
Plus a likeness of a giant ear of corn. Just in case it is Corn Gods.
Oh, and a giant Corndog, in case it's alien Corndogs, too.

Cover all the bases.
 
aggle-rithm said:
As far as I can tell, the reasoning goes like this:

1. If someone takes 15 hours to do something, they have to poop at some point during this time.
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This is the part that really gets me. Sure the whole pooping thing is completely ridiculous and just demonstrates a rather severe lack of ever having been outdoors, but this first point is even worse. The idea is that these crop circles are mostly made secretly at night. Suggesting that going to the toilet is a major problem implies that Limbo believes no-one can manage to sleep a whole night without having to get up at some point to take a crap.

I can just about accept that someone could have so little clue about outdoors activities. But how could anyone be quite so clueless about the mechanics of going to the toilet? How could anyone seriously think that it's impossible to go about your daily life without pooping at least two or three times a day at regularly spaced intervals? Do Limbo, his family, and anyone else he may have lived with all have severe intestinal problems? What could possibly give rise to the idea that it's impossible to spend a few hours outside at night without pooping?

JimBenArm said:
I want a dodecahedron
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I like it. Crop circles are so last century. This is the century of 3D, dammit. I want crop spheres!
 
Yeah, one where you have to wear the funny glasses, and the corndog comes out of the field and almost hits you!
 
JimBenArm said:
Yeah, one where you have to wear the funny glasses, and the corndog comes out of the field and almost hits you!
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How about a crop design, where it looks like the alien is crawling out of the fertile dust, similar to NYC sidewalk chalk drawings.
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Dear Mr. Alien Craft-Pilot,
You can do wonders with shading.
Sincerely,
Any 1st Grade Art Student
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aggle-rithm said:
No, thanks. To be honest, the phenomenon of crop circles themselves is not nearly as interesting to me as the question of why some people think they are supernatural.
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Well watch a documentary or three to find out.

 
Illinois Hoaxers Arrested, Charged with Felony Criminal Property Damage

"This is just an quick note to let everyone know of arrests and impending prosecution for a hoaxed crop circle formation in Valmeyer, Monroe County, Illinois which took place in September. Four people were identified as making the crop circle, because an eyewitness had spotted a truck fleeing the scene and got a license plate which led police to track down the hoaxers. Because the damage was estimated to be over $10,000, one adult involved will be charged with a felony offense. The three others involved were juveniles, and their cases will be handled differently. Valmeyer, IL is about 10 miles south of the 2006 Belleville, IL hoaxed circles in soybeans along the Mississippi River."

Looks like they parked too close to the scene. Sloppy.
 
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