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I'll throw this in because it was written by an old mate of mine, ex-teacher Bob Brown (aka Captain Rock). Fine song, and he made a fortune from it.

Isn'y he a green politician now? ;)

I don't trust the grin on that platypus's face. I think it's up to no good.

You might be right - if only we could see where his hands, er paws, um flippers.....: WTF do plattapussies have on the end of their arms anyway? :mad:
At any rate, the possum looks rather sheepish too. I think something's going on there.
 
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Isn'y he a green politician now? ;)



You might be right - if only we could see where his hands, er paws, um flippers.....: WTF do plattapussies have on the end of their arms anyway? :mad:
At any rate, the possum looks rather sheepish too. I think something's going on there.

You know, I was wondering about where his (or her) right forelimb was as well. I also almost used the word "sheepish" to describe the platypus, but couldn't decide if that sounded too weird (recovering from migraine--no can think good now). "Sheepish grin" does best describe the expression on some of those animals' faces, though.
 
You know, I was wondering about where his (or her) right forelimb was as well. I also almost used the word "sheepish" to describe the platypus, but couldn't decide if that sounded too weird (recovering from migraine--no can think good now). "Sheepish grin" does best describe the expression on some of those animals' faces, though.

You might be right. I was just making another bad pun.
 
You know, I was wondering about where his (or her) right forelimb was as well. I also almost used the word "sheepish" to describe the platypus, but couldn't decide if that sounded too weird (recovering from migraine--no can think good now). "Sheepish grin" does best describe the expression on some of those animals' faces, though.


They look a bit sheepish because like all Australians, they've been up to mischief that nobody has discovered yet.

"Butter wouldn't melt in their mouths", me Mum would say.


Hope the migraine has gone now, you poor thing. I'll try and type quietly.
 
Too many bubbles (or whatever drop you might fancy) has caused many a 'migraine' on Australia day.

As my mum used to say, "if it's self inflicted, I have no sympathy for you".

Sadly, it usually was.
My mum is mean.
 
Too many bubbles (or whatever drop you might fancy) has caused many a 'migraine' on Australia day.

As my mum used to say, "if it's self inflicted, I have no sympathy for you".

Sadly, it usually was.
My mum is mean.


I was a Warrant Officer in the Army, and I'm here to tell you, the entire concept of the Sergeant-Major is based on everyones' Mum.
 
Too much Brown Brothers (or whatever drop you might fancy) has caused many a 'migraine'on Australia day.

As my mum used to say, "if it's self inflicted, I have no sympathy for you".

Sadly, it usually was. My mum is mean.


Why did you lose the Brown Brothers reference? Rutherglen = Yummo


Bet you wonder how I did this.


:)
 
Why did you lose the Brown Brothers reference? Rutherglen = Yummo


Bet you wonder how I did this.


:)

Yep. I was wondering, but I figured you hit "quote" and went to get another can, while I did my edit. :D

I took BB out as I thought I might 'confuse' some non Victorians.
:)
 
Yep. I was wondering, but I figured you hit "quote" and went to get another can, while I did my edit. :D

I took BB out as I thought I might 'confuse' some non Victorians.
:)


Yus good point. North of the big river they reckon Hunter Valley wines are the all the go, and the Croweaters are stuck on their superb whites, but there's nothing in the world as good as a Rutherglen red.


"Wakey wakey, hands off snakey"!

Strangely mum never said that to me.


:)

That's because you never said this to her:

Private Jones came in one night
Full of cheer and very bright
He'd been out all day upon the spree
He bumped into Sergeant Smeck
Put his arms around his neck
And in his ear he whispered tenderly . . .

Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major
Tuck me in my little wooden bed
We all love you, Sergeant-Major,
When we hear you bawling, "Show a leg!"

Don't forget to wake me in the morning
And bring me 'round a nice hot cup of tea
Kiss me goodnight Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major, be a mother to me

Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major
Tuck me in my little wooden bed
We all love you, Sergeant-Major
Even when your neck grows rather red

Don't forget to wake me in the morning
And bring me 'round a nice hot cup of tea
Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major
Sergeant-Major, be a mother to me.


- Art Noell and Don Pelosi
​


First performed by Arthur Askey - 1939
 
Yep. I was wondering, but I figured you hit "quote" and went to get another can, while I did my edit. :D


I forgot to answer this bit.

I have instant notifications enabled for threads I'm subscribed to and my email server checks for updates every 30 seconds, so I mostly read the forum as though it were a newsgroup.

If you post something and don't edit within 30 seconds, I'll have a copy of the original.

A fun thing to do with you, a fatal trap for some of my past 'opponents'.
 
Give me a home among the gum trees
With lots of plum trees, a sheep or two, a kangaroo.
A clothesline out the back, verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair.
Well, I don't have gum trees (ironweeds instead), and the plum tree is a peach tree, and the sheep are cows, and no kangaroos. But I do have a clothesline out back, a verandah out front, and an old rocking chair.

And yeah, I love it!
 
Give me a home among the gum trees...
Was that song used exclusively for Burke's show? Because whenever I think Don Burke, I think of when Jimeoin was celebrity gardener, and for some reason there was an occasion to run, maybe a dog barking? Jimeoin started off first and called back "run Burke!".
 
The song predates Don Burke who is a bit of a git, according to Meriaten.


I've been around the world a couple of times, or maybe more,
I've seen the sights, I've had delights on every foreign shore,
but when my mates all ask me the place that I adore,
I tell them right away.

Give me a home among the gum trees,
with lots of plum trees, a sheep or two, a ka-kangaroo.
A clothes line out the back, verandah out the front,
and an old rocking chair.

You can see me in the kitchen cooking up a roast,
or Vegemite on toast, just you and me, a cup of tea.
And later on we'll settle down and mull up on the porch,
and watch the possums play.

Give me a home among the gum trees,
with lots of plum trees, a sheep or two, a ka-kangaroo.
A clothes line out the back, verandah out the front,
and an old rocking chair.

There's a Safeway up the corner, and a Woolies down the street,
a brand new place they've opened up where they regulate the heat,
but I'd trade them all tomorrow for a simple bush retreat
where the kookaburras call.

Give me a home among the gum trees,
with lots of plum trees, a sheep or two, a ka-kangaroo.
A clothes line out the back, verandah out the front,
and an old rocking chair.

Some people like their houses with fences all around,
others live in mansions, and some beneath the ground.
But me, I like the bush, you know with rabbits running 'round,
and a pumpkin vine out the back.

Give me a home among the gum trees,
with lots of plum trees, a sheep or two, a ka-kangaroo.
A clothes line out the back, verandah out the front,
and an old rocking chair.



- W. Johnson and B. Brown
​



This is a letter perfect description of the Royal Palace at Pi-Broadford.
 
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Saw Van Diemen's Land today after I already saw The Last Confession of Alexander Pearce. Is that some kind of national trauma that needs to be revisited? I'm pretty sure I'm missing context.
 
Nah, it's just a good spooky yarn with plenty of room for creative embellishment.

The sort of thing that happened with Mr Pearce was not that uncommon in the convict days in both Tassie and New South Wales, and most that escaped were either dedded by the locals/starved or thanked their god that they were recaptured.

I think Aussies embrace our convict past, and eagerly seek claims to those old days in our ancestry. Certainly nobody feels any shame or trauma about it.

It's the best excuse we have for givin' the Poms a spray from time to time.
 
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