Hey Stupid, It's Deism, Not Atheism

Deism (\ˈdi:iz(ə)m\[1] or \ˈdē-ˌi-zəm\)[2] is a religious and philosophical belief that a supreme being created the universe, and that this (and religious truth in general) can be determined using reason and observation of the natural world alone, without a need for either faith or organized religion.


No. I don't believe this. If that's deism, it doesn't represent me.
 
So how many insults, snipes, and off-topic posts will it take to move this thread to Abandon All Hope?

Just askin'.
 
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I was an atheist long before I ever heard of Dawkins or any of the rest of the ones who make such a splash. Fact is that there are a lot of reasons for people to be or become atheists, and they are no more homogenous than theists.

I became an atheist not long after I developed an elementary school fascination with comparative mythology. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that there were people like Gould and Dawkins who agreed with me. :)
 
Oh, come on. Haven't you spent any time playing with yrreg? Bet you don't think that about him.

:p

Ah, Yrreg's unique, though. I've never seen anyone argue more committedly to obtuseity.

...annnnd I'm pretty sure that's not a word. :p
 
Ah, well then, I am forced to doff my hat out of respect for knowledge that surpasses my own in such weighty matters. ;)

Besides, I never made it all the way to the end of the Infocom game (anyone remember that?)...

I have a great story about that. I'll save it for later.

Anyway, tsig is mistaken, and hence a blasphemer.

42 is not the wrong answer. L,TU,AE is the wrong question!

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Shorter OP: people who call themselves atheists are mindless sheep just following what some British academic told them to do. Instead, you should call yourself a deist, because Anthony Flew says so.
 
:D Hey Stupid, It’s Deism, not Atheism

People who label themselves atheists are simply stupid, insecure, and lost little sheep following the teachings of greedy con artists and disinformation agents like Richard Dawkins, currently the world’s most notorious atheist.
So you think there were no atheists before Richard Dawkins?

So you think that every atheist is following the "teachings" of Richard Dawkins.

Don't you think it is ironic that you are calling people stupid and then you start by making this unambiguously stupid assertion?
 
I became an atheist not long after I developed an elementary school fascination with comparative mythology. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that there were people like Gould and Dawkins who agreed with me. :)

Having been brought up in a Christian family (though not Fundamentalist, by any means, both parents were science teachers), in my late teens I went through a phase of being an apatheist before much later acknowledging that I didn't believe in any god at all. I first read Dawkins for his books on evolution. Discovering that he, and many other authors who I respected for their science writings, shared similar views regarding god was encouraging, and reading his books on atheism helped to crystallise my views, but none was a factor in what I believe.

It is perhaps a reflection on the religious mindset that atheists are frequently depicted as following leaders, such as Dawkins or Randi, when in fact such figures are more like a standard to rally around, or a common reference point.
 
I have a great story about that. I'll save it for later.

Anyway, tsig is mistaken, and hence a blasphemer.

42 is not the wrong answer. L,TU,AE is the wrong question!

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Well that word heretic cuts both ways. Any questioning of the Guide is suspect, next thing you will be denying the Doctrine of the Towel.

We not only take cash and credit cards but also first born sons and any excess daughters you may want to sell into slavery.
 
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:D Hey Stupid, It’s Deism, not Atheism

People who label themselves atheists are simply stupid, insecure, and lost little sheep following the teachings of greedy con artists and disinformation agents like Richard Dawkins, currently the world’s most notorious atheist. Dawkins, a professor at Oxford, reportedly an expert in the sexual practices of farm animals and a devout follower of the racist Charles Darwin, has made a fortune selling his flawed and destructive atheistic philosophy to millions of pseudo intellectuals who falsely believe denying any god is somehow cool.


Do you also walk around pretending to talk on a cell phone on a regular basis?
 

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