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Merry Christmas Troofs and Debunks..Santa did 9/11!

Macgyver1968

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Merry Christmas everyone!

I thought I'd give everyone a Christmas present by revealing who was responsible for 9/11....It was Santa Claus.

There is no one other person on the planet with the "juice" to pull of 9/11. Think about it:

- He is the head of a clandestine organization with World influence.

- He has the technical and manufacturing capacity to produces billions of toys, from one of the most remote locations on earth, in just a single year. (who made all of those nano-thermite ceiling tiles?)

- He has the logistical capacity to deliver packages to every address on the planet, in a single night. (pretty handy for planting evidence)

- He has the security prowess to infiltrate billions of secured homes without the knowledge of the occupants. (who planted the ceiling tiles at the WTC?)

Clearly Santa has everything he needs to pull off 9/11. When will there be a new investigation? (with subpoena power)

Merry Christmas JREF!
 
Macgyver1968 said:
Merry Christmas everyone!

I thought I'd give everyone a Christmas present by revealing who was responsible for 9/11....It was Santa Claus.

There is no one other person on the planet with the "juice" to pull of 9/11. Think about it:

- He is the head of a clandestine organization with World influence.

- He has the technical and manufacturing capacity to produces billions of toys, from one of the most remote locations on earth, in just a single year. (who made all of those nano-thermite ceiling tiles?)

- He has the logistical capacity to deliver packages to every address on the planet, in a single night. (pretty handy for planting evidence)

- He has the security prowess to infiltrate billions of secured homes without the knowledge of the occupants. (who planted the ceiling tiles at the WTC?)

Clearly Santa has everything he needs to pull off 9/11. When will there be a new investigation? (with subpoena power)

Merry Christmas JREF!
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Wait until I tell my son that Santa is the head of the NWO. He always thought it was the EPA (I think it's from the Simpsons).:D

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
 
Well, I'm convinced.

I also wonder how many unsolved burglaries are the work of the Tooth Fairy. For some reason housebreaking is considered cute if you're a mythological figure. Does anyone perform background checks on these people?!
 
I never trusted that big fat guy in the red suit. Fairy dust? NO. That powder he uses for his magic is nano thermite!
 
Santa has a big white beard, which means he is most likely a crypto-Jew. which means, he did 9-11!!!!!!!

and he is a communist.
 
Santa has a pilot's license, of course, albeit for reindeer powered sleighs. Santa is also known for being able to do a mean flyover and always approaches from the North side. :)
 
OH NO!! now that we exposed him, he's gunning for us!

RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

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sylvan8798 said:
Santa has a pilot's license, of course, albeit for reindeer powered sleighs. Santa is also known for being able to do a mean flyover and always approaches from the North side. :)
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But he doesn't wear his glasses.

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Must be a B767 hey twoofers.
 
Macgyver1968 said:
Merry Christmas everyone!

I thought I'd give everyone a Christmas present by revealing who was responsible for 9/11....It was Santa Claus.

There is no one other person on the planet with the "juice" to pull of 9/11. Think about it:

- He is the head of a clandestine organization with World influence.

- He has the technical and manufacturing capacity to produces billions of toys, from one of the most remote locations on earth, in just a single year. (who made all of those nano-thermite ceiling tiles?)

- He has the logistical capacity to deliver packages to every address on the planet, in a single night. (pretty handy for planting evidence)

- He has the security prowess to infiltrate billions of secured homes without the knowledge of the occupants. (who planted the ceiling tiles at the WTC?)

Clearly Santa has everything he needs to pull off 9/11. When will there be a new investigation? (with subpoena power)

Merry Christmas JREF!
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Just wait till bill hears about this!
 
For the Truthers:

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been paranoid
That 9/11 was not a total "fake"!
 
This is a bunch of government loyalist propoganda! Everyone knows the tooth fairy did it :mad:
 
parky76 said:
Santa has a big white beard, which means he is most likely a crypto-Jew. which means, he did 9-11!!!!!!!

and he is a communist.
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Maybe delivering presents is just a cover and Santa is secretly harvesting children's organs.
 
bardamu said:
Or Palestinians no heart valves.
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Wow...you even Epic Fail in a Christmas comedy thread. :)

Oh...I also forgot to mention he has a 24/7 worldwide spying network capable of determining the naughtyness and niceness of billions of children across the globe. I bet the NSA would be envious.
 
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