Alex Jones versus The Young Turks

Alex's "warrior for humanity" line is hi-f*ckin-larious!!
 
When he yells like that I imagine it being really awkward on the set. It reminds me of the director of I <3 Huckabees clip where he flips out on the crew and starts throwing props.
 
Am I the only one who expect AJ's head to pop one day and confetti fly everywhere?
 
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Alex Jones and Glenn Beck should do a show together:

GB: (in a shrill shrieking voice akin to a hysterical 70 year old woman) "GET OFF THE PHOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!"
AJ: (like a chimpanzee) "OOH-OOH-AACK-AACK! I'M A WARRIOR FOR HUMANITY!!!"
GB: (breaking into tears in a non-convincing fashion) "I... I... I just love this country so much. *sniffles* And I'm afraid of what's happening to it."
AJ: (Yelling at the top of his lungs) "They're out to get us! All of us! The NWO has a plan! They want to kill off BILLIONS of people!"

Actually, this would present an unconscionable exploitation of two mentally and emotionally unbalanced individuals.

The Young Turks clip made me realize another reason why I can't stand Alex Jones: I really can't tolerate people screaming in anger around me. I'm a fragile little flower.
 
Ohnoes said:
Am I the only one who expect AJ's head to pop one day and confetti fly everywhere?
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Not only that, but I fullly expect Art Bell and George Noory to enter from opposite sides of screen, chuckling and applauding, shake hands, then turn to face the camera.

Bell: You know, folks, we've had a lot of fun with our Alex Jones puppet over the years. Who could forget Y2K and those Bohemian Grove shanagins.

Noory: Not to mention usurping the so-called Truth Movement and turning it from a knee-jerk, anti-Bush reaction into a full blown parody.

Bell: Yes, George, that was indeed a good time. But now we want to talk to about something serious. Retirement.

Noory: Art and I have both been in this business for a long time. And as much fun as we've had stirring the pot and presenting the nuttiest ideas on radio, we have decided that it is time to give it up and spend our remaining years with family and friends.

Bell: And this time I really mean it.

Noory: That he does.

Bell: But before we go, we'd just like thank the listeners who played along with us in making the finest example of radio comedy in years. Some of you went a little over the top at times, but it was in all good fun.

Noory: We especially want to thank those listeners who continued the joke after the show was over, taking it to the internet and coffee shops. You guys are the best.

Bell: That they are, George. So, for all of here at Coast To Coast AM, goodbye, and thanks for the laughs.
 
Rogue1stclass said:
Not only that, but I fullly expect Art Bell and George Noory to enter from opposite sides of screen, chuckling and applauding, shake hands, then turn to face the camera.

Bell: You know, folks, we've had a lot of fun with our Alex Jones puppet over the years. Who could forget Y2K and those Bohemian Grove shanagins.

Noory: Not to mention usurping the so-called Truth Movement and turning it from a knee-jerk, anti-Bush reaction into a full blown parody.

Bell: Yes, George, that was indeed a good time. But now we want to talk to about something serious. Retirement.

Noory: Art and I have both been in this business for a long time. And as much fun as we've had stirring the pot and presenting the nuttiest ideas on radio, we have decided that it is time to give it up and spend our remaining years with family and friends.

Bell: And this time I really mean it.

Noory: That he does.

Bell: But before we go, we'd just like thank the listeners who played along with us in making the finest example of radio comedy in years. Some of you went a little over the top at times, but it was in all good fun.

Noory: We especially want to thank those listeners who continued the joke after the show was over, taking it to the internet and coffee shops. You guys are the best.

Bell: That they are, George. So, for all of here at Coast To Coast AM, goodbye, and thanks for the laughs.
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Reality will never be as awesome as what has been presented in this post. :(
 
This brings up a CT topic I completely forgot about. The CPS conspiracy. Has JREF addressed the CPS conspiracy and the so-called "evidence" that supports it? Alex is such a boob
 
Rogue1stclass said:
Not only that, but I fullly expect Art Bell and George Noory to enter from opposite sides of screen, chuckling and applauding, shake hands, then turn to face the camera.

Bell: You know, folks, we've had a lot of fun with our Alex Jones puppet over the years. Who could forget Y2K and those Bohemian Grove shanagins.

Noory: Not to mention usurping the so-called Truth Movement and turning it from a knee-jerk, anti-Bush reaction into a full blown parody.

Bell: Yes, George, that was indeed a good time. But now we want to talk to about something serious. Retirement.

Noory: Art and I have both been in this business for a long time. And as much fun as we've had stirring the pot and presenting the nuttiest ideas on radio, we have decided that it is time to give it up and spend our remaining years with family and friends.

Bell: And this time I really mean it.

Noory: That he does.

Bell: But before we go, we'd just like thank the listeners who played along with us in making the finest example of radio comedy in years. Some of you went a little over the top at times, but it was in all good fun.

Noory: We especially want to thank those listeners who continued the joke after the show was over, taking it to the internet and coffee shops. You guys are the best.

Bell: That they are, George. So, for all of here at Coast To Coast AM, goodbye, and thanks for the laughs.
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Now that is a real Christmas Present! Thank you sir!
 
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