Any brand that hasn't been seen in a lab and has already been assigned several "properties" is an ad hoc brand.
By that definition I can conclusively say that the top quark was an ad hoc brand of matter prior to 1994, the W and Z bosons were ad hoc particles prior to 1983 and the neutrino was an add particle prior to 1956. Given that all these particles have since been observed (and numerous others I haven't mentioned which have had properties assigned to them prior to discovery), I can conclusively conclude that saying dark matter is ad hoc isn't a bad thing in the slightest going exclusively by your definition.
Yes I do. The particles must be
1) Stable or extremely long-lived.
2) Uncharged
3) Massive.
That conclusively rules all particles of the Standard Model.
You made these up based upon a host of preconceived ideas, starting with your belief you can accurately tell how much baryonic matter exists in a given galaxy.
That's not a preconceived idea. Thats a deduction based on overwhelming evidence.
It's not your theory of "gravity" that is wrong it is your "mass estimation technique" that sucks big time.
So why then do completely different techniques give exactly the same answer? Do you know how unfeasibly improbable this is?
Yes it is. It certainly isn't "physical" because it has no physical effect on even a single atom in a lab.
It seems to be causing the accelerated expansion of the entire Universe. It doesn't get much more physical than that.
It's a placeholder term for human ignorance then, nothing more.
Very well. But choosing to reject its existence is a call for continued human ignorance - the antithesis of science.
Of course you also reject out of hand the most obvious way to explain an accelerating body of plasma.
The Universe is not an accelerating body of plasma.
Oh, I've looked them up, I simply don't find them particularly convincing, especially when we discover you folks have been grossly underestimating the amount of dust in the IGM and underestimating the amount of ordinary stars in a distant galaxy.
Even if that is the case, these factors cannot possibly explain the data. The rortation curves (for example) tell us the distribution of the unseen matter. It is not concentrated in the Galactic plane like visible matter. This conclusively rules out the missing mass just being extra dust and stars.
Then you can't rule out ordinary matter.
Of course we can. We don't have to see an individual grain of dust to detect dust. We don't have to detect an individual star to know fo the existence of a galaxy.
Why would an ordinary meteorite emit light at longer wavelengths?
Planck's law.
It depends on the way the rocks are arranged. They don't have to be collisional in all instances.
They don't all have to collide in a short period of time. But collisions will occur.
They do form a "halo" around our own solar system.
No, they don't.
You trivially rule out something you can't actually rule out in favor of a pure fairytale with a little math slapped on like a pointless numerology gig.
Completely wrong. I've ruled out something that can be easily ruled out by someone with even the most limited understanding of physics. I prefer something that is consistent with our theories of gravity, thermodynamics, basic mechanics, quantum electrodynamics and countless independent observations.