Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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I would like to know something. You've got an animal like so...

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Which is in Salt Fork State Park, Ohio smashing windows on ranger houses like this one...

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And in Arkansas running in the middle of the fricking road towards F150's on Route 79 just past a prison....

And is hanging around hunter's blinds in North Carolina in front of people with guns...

And this is not a known and catalogued species why?
 
kitakaze said:
I would like to know something. You've got an animal like so...

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Which is in Salt Fork State Park, Ohio smashing windows on ranger houses like this one...

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And in Arkansas running in the middle of the fricking road towards F150's on Route 79 just past a prison....

And is hanging around hunter's blinds in North Carolina in front of people with guns...

And this is not a known and catalogued species why?
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You're basing your size on a cutout of the Sasquatch from "Alpha Flight" a character of Marvel Comics?

interesting..... Silly even
 
kitakaze said:
On Dr. Walter Langkowski, yes. John said it was a match for the height and proportions, thus I included it.
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Nope, looks a bit too wide. And I told him it was silly months ago when he first posted it.
 
WGBH said:
Nope, looks a bit too wide. And I told him it was silly months ago when he first posted it.
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Right...

WGBH said:
So, you guys think I saw a member of Alpha Flight that was vacationing in the Dismal Swamp? :D

Seriously, I am not following where this line of questioning is headed. I said 5 or 6 ft wide. So maybe it was 5 1/2? Guys the point I was trying to make is that this animal was MASSIVE.

If you are just using the comic character as a size reference then yes it was that big.
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The 6 inch difference between 9x6 ft Bigfoot and 9x5½ Bigfoot is very important where establishing the zoological reality of Bigfoot is concerned. 9x5½ you're sleek, you're smooth, you're stealthy, you're uncatalogued by science.

9x6? That's no good, Tiny. You're tranqued and tagged.
 
Kitakaze, Drew and Vort,

It's sad that you felt a reason to push this so far but not unexpected. I guess you can't get a hint that I did not want this discussion about Bigfoot to head in that direction. OK here goes. I started seeing a psychologist regarding my nightmare issues months ago. I have already mentioned it here before.

This man has a Diploma on his wall that makes it his profession to diagnose my condition and subscribe treatment for it. What that diagnosis was, is not your concern. Suffice it to say my nightmares are not a result of any of the conditions theorized here. If you want to talk about my alleged (your words not mine) Bigfoot encounter or even hurl insults at me, fine that is not a problem. But my medical treatment is not your business or apparently not your concern.
 
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WGBH said:
Kitakaze, Drew and Vort,

It's sad that you felt a reason to push this so far but not unexpected. I guess you can't get a hint that I did not want this discussion about Bigfoot to head in that direction. OK here goes. I started seeing a psychologist regarding my nightmare issues months ago. I have already mentioned it here before.
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Sad that we decided to push so far the idea that you had a neurological event? Whaaa? It's harrassment, is what it is? :dqueen

John, please select the option that you feel was most likely (which I know will not be #1, but that must be included for completeness).

1) You had a neurological experience, sleep-related and or false memory and never actually saw Bigfoot.

2) Bigfoot hit you with an infrasound blast which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position. Once it incapacitated you it moved over to the mulberry bush on which it wanted to feed 50 yards away.

3) Bigfoot put the stink on you from some type of special glands it has evolved which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position. Once it incapacitated you it moved over to the mulberry bush on which it wanted to feed 50 yards away.

4) There was an unknown agent, wholly unrelated to the moment in which you encountered Bigfoot, which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position.

5) You had some type of seizure, wholly unrelated to the moment in which you encountered Bigfoot, which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position.

This man has a Diploma on his wall that makes it his profession to diagnose my condition and subscribe treatment for it. What that diagnosis was, is not your concern. Suffice it to say my nightmares are not a result of any of the conditions theorized here. If you want to talk about my alleged (your words not mine) Bigfoot encounter or even hurl insults at me, fine that is not a problem. But my medical treatment is not your business or apparently not your concern.
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I need you to go right now, John, and put up the quotes of where Vort, Drew, and myself have hurled insults at you. You need to go right now and quote where anyone of us has been pushing you to divulge what your psychologist is telling you. Getting huffy and acting hurt does not mean we are insulting you or prying into a patient/doctor confidentiality.
 
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kitakaze said:
Ugh. Sylvanic theatre foo foo. Don't tell me you don't know about Sylvanic? I wouldn't even call it a hoax. Performance art, maybe. I'm surprised it's still around. We can't tell you anything because the species will be annihilated...

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Ok, you know more then me. Never heard of them.
 
kitakaze said:
Sure, OK. But why doesn't Bigfoot get habituated? Everything can be habituated. Give me a crate of Oreos and I could habituate you.
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I had to break my self imposed lurker status to say that is one of the greatest lines ever written from either side of the debate, anywhere, on the subject. Bravo sir.
 
Bitter Monk said:
I had to break my self imposed lurker status to say that is one of the greatest lines ever written from either side of the debate, anywhere, on the subject. Bravo sir.
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I am honoured to have been the cause for you decloaking, Bitter Monk. Feel free to sig that. I know how serious Sasquatch Watch are about their oreos. There is even video of Bruce "The Stomach"/Creature Seeker going after John's cookies. Do you want to die, man?
 
kitakaze said:
Sad that we decided to push so far the idea that you had a neurological event? Whaaa? It's harrassment, is what it is? :dqueen

John, please select the option that you feel was most likely (which I know will not be #1, but that must be included for completeness).

1) You had a neurological experience, sleep-related and or false memory and never actually saw Bigfoot.

2) Bigfoot hit you with an infrasound blast which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position. Once it incapacitated you it moved over to the mulberry bush on which it wanted to feed 50 yards away.

3) Bigfoot put the stink on you from some type of special glands it has evolved which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position. Once it incapacitated you it moved over to the mulberry bush on which it wanted to feed 50 yards away.

4) There was an unknown agent, wholly unrelated to the moment in which you encountered Bigfoot, which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position.

5) You had some type of seizure, wholly unrelated to the moment in which you encountered Bigfoot, which frazzled you all up, made you spasm, and hit the floor in a fetal position.



I need you to go right now, John, and put up the quotes of where Vort, Drew, and myself have hurled insults at you. Youu need to go right now and quote where anyone of us has been pushing you to divulge what your psychologist is telling you. Getting huffy and acting hurt does not mean we are insulting you or prying into a patient/doctor confidentiality.
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First Part: I have described to you what I felt, and what I saw. Run with it in whatever direction you wish, just don't expect me to participate in that direction. I am used to paying a professional for that.

I never meant to infer insults hurled at me. I meant that I would prefer that instead of the armchair psychology direction we were headed in.

I'm not hurt or huffy.
 
Bitter Monk said:
I had to break my self imposed lurker status to say that is one of the greatest lines ever written from either side of the debate, anywhere, on the subject. Bravo sir.
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It was a very funny line and very true as you can see from my response.

Why the self imposed lurking Sam? Tell everyone here your opinions on my encounter or better yet we can discuss yours. Join in on the fun.
 
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kitakaze said:
I am honoured to have been the cause for you decloaking, Bitter Monk. Feel free to sig that. I know how serious Sasquatch Watch are about their oreos. There is even video of Bruce "The Stomach"/Creature Seeker going after John's cookies. Do you want to die, man?
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Yep, that bastard stole my oreos and we have the proof.
 
WGBH said:
Ok, you know more then me. Never heard of them.
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Todd Standing is the the consumate Bigfoot sheister. He makes the requisite crappy video of a guy in a suit, obscured, brief, and shaky and then says yeah, that's the bad footage. The good footage is in the movie I will be premiering. I invite all naysayers to come and see this. Many, many naysayers please come to my movie.:rolleyes:

John, here is your intro to the guano that is Sylvanic...

http://www.sylvanic.com/



A movie, a novel, the whole enchilada.

Here's some Sylvanic acid for you. They need a skeptic...

OUR NEXT SKEPTIC

We need a skeptic to volunteer to work with our team and see Bigfoot for themselves. Ideally, we would like to have someone from one of the major neworks like CNN or the BBC to be our skeptical journalist. You don’t need money or funding; in fact we would have to insist on supplying everything from your clothing to your supplies.

It doesn't get more real than this: our chosen participant will be surviving a long and arduous expedition into the depths of the Rocky Mountains. Are you in shape enough to jog and hike in extreme altitudes? Once we leave there will be no turning back. And these animals are real. Gigantapithicus males are almost 3 meters tall and weigh in excess of 400kgs. We know almost nothing else about them. If we are in the wrong place at the wrong time, your life my very well be at risk. Can you imagine what it would be like to get charged by a gorilla like Dianne Fossy experienced? Well imagine an animal over twice the size of a gorilla and likely twice as strong.

You need to be someone that can handle the most extreme of external elements. This includes rock climbing, crossing white water rapids, keeping your head when and if we have a grizzly bear charge us, disciplined to the point of spending hours rubbing yourself down with desensitizing fluids.

Anyone taking you on an expedition like this that would guarantee your safety would be a liar. Therefore I will tell you outright: If you come on this expedition you are MOST CERTAINLY risking you life. Before I take any new team members on expedition, I will show them what happened to the last people that did not heed my warnings.

This is the wisdom of a First Nations elder that has been instructing me on the ways of wilderness survival:

If you are not strong you will die.

If you get sick you will die.

If you get injured you will die.

If you do have wisdom you will die.

If you do not abide by the rules of our people without question, you will die.

And if you are strong, wise, never get injured or sick, and abide by the rules of our people without question you still may die.

In the North American wilderness, bears, mountain lions and wolves kill to survive everyday. Many of their victims are people that cross into their homes. Virtually no one ever goes into the woods as deep as we are going. And these predators, as dangerous as they are, are the least of our worries.
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ME, ME, ME!!!
 
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kitakaze said:
Todd Standing is the the consumate Bigfoot sheister. He makes a the requisite crappy video of a guy in a suit, obscured, brief, and shaky and then says yeah, that's the bad footage. The good footage is in the movie I will be premiering. I invite all naysayers to come and see this. Many, many naysayers please come to my movie.:rolleyes:

John, here is your intro to the guano that is Sylvanic...

http://www.sylvanic.com/



A movie, a novel, the whole enchilada.

Here's some Sylvanic acid for you. They need a skeptic...



ME, ME, ME!!!
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You would be perfect for the job. Thanks for the info also.
 
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