RoboTimbo
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Awwww, what a shame
I only ever buy the ones with Atlantean hieroglyphs on them.
I've got some with Hershey's hieroglyphs, if that helps.
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Awwww, what a shame
I only ever buy the ones with Atlantean hieroglyphs on them.
And maybe people will pay to see the crater at your farm...
Oh, but that's soooooo unlikely... And think about how hard it would be to fake that crater! And the video!
But still, why would someone hoax a UFO sighting? Would there be money to be made out of it?
Or maybe a bit of attention-whoring?
Awwww, what a shame
I only ever buy the ones with Atlantean hieroglyphs on them.
This is all your fault you know Tapio, if you hadn't asked me to look into Rogue River in the first place Rramjet would have proved it was an alien blimp by now
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It's the Underpants Gnomes school of logic.
1) UFO
2) ???
3)Aliens!Leprechauns
A question is posed: Could a blimp have been responsible for the Rogue River UFO sighting
(...)
You all congratulated EHocking on what a fine hatchet job he conducted. Let us examine the evidence to see if he really did what he stated he did.
(...) So - some irrefutable evidence that just cannot be denied.
The following link is to the, Index for Naval Aeronautical Organization, Fiscal Year 1923 through Fiscal Year 1952
Okay let’s see what we have then:
How does this make it alien?First: that the case is well documented (ie: it was not merely "a figment of someone's imagination")
How does this make it alien?Second: it has Iranian Airforce jets chasing a UFO and THEN being chased by the UFO!
How does this make it alien?Third: The object itself is ENTIRELY "weird" (unlike ANYTHING that could be labelled a "blimp"
How does this make it alien?Fourth: There was radar confirmation of the object as well as multiple witnesses (not to mention the pilots)
How does this make it alien?Fifth: the UFO(s) was able to affect its' surroundings (ie; the instrumentation and functionality of the fighter jets)
How does this make it alien?Sixth: The UFO(s) seemed to exhibit intelligent control - (fleeing, affecting, and chasing)
How do you know all mundane expalantions are ruled out, considering eyewitness fallability?Seventh: I note also that the Iranian UFO exhibited many characteristics that preclude mundane explanations
I have contended that the Iranian UFO provides (at least partial) evidence that might lead us to a conclusion that "aliens exist" (remembering my definition of "alien" as “Intelligent agencies acting outside the bounds of what we take to be the limits of the natural world”)
Tehran UFO Incident (19 Sep 1976)
http://www.brumac.8k.com/IranJetCase/
http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/_files/ufo/routing_slip_ufo_iran.pdf
http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/_files/ufo/now_you_see.pdf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Tehran_UFO_incident
I have also provided a list of reasons WHY I think this case is compelling:
First: that the case is well documented (ie: it was not merely "a figment of someone's imagination")
Second: it has Iranian Airforce jets chasing a UFO and THEN being chased by the UFO!
Third: The object itself is ENTIRELY "weird" (unlike ANYTHING that could be labelled a "blimp"
Fourth: There was radar confirmation of the object as well as multiple witnesses (not to mention the pilots)
Fifth: the UFO(s) was able to affect its' surroundings (ie; the instrumentation and functionality of the fighter jets)
Sixth: The UFO(s) seemed to exhibit intelligent control - (fleeing, affecting, and chasing)
Seventh: I note also that the Iranian UFO exhibited many characteristics that preclude mundane explanations – including its’ shape, speed, maneuverability and the ability to join and split apart. For example: “…as he continued in his turn away from the primary object the second object went to the inside of his turn then returned to the primary object for a perfect rejoin. Shortly after the second object joined up with the primary object another object appeared to come out of the other side of the primary object going straight down, at a great rate of speed.” Is just ONE example showing human involvement to be HIGHLY implausible. Note also the “intelligent control” point.
Now some have contended that this is all second hand information and thus not of any value. However, from the first link above (http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/_files/ufo/routing_slip_ufo_iran.pdf) (and noting carefully that the pilot involved was a primary source for this information):
On page 2 of the “Routing Slip” we find under:
“B. RELIABILITY OF INFORMATION” that
“1. Confirmed by other sources” is checked
[and it is checked in preference over 2. Substantially true, 3. Cannot be judged, 4 Doubtful and 5. False]
...and in the very next panel :
VALUE OF INFORMATION, we find that
“1 High (unique, Timely, and of Major Significance)” is checked
[in preference over “ 2. Contributory and Useful, 3. Low (marginal), 4. None (of no use) and 5. Cannot be judged (analyst has no basis for value judgement)].
NOW - can we discuss the case and WHY others might or might not think the case lends support to (provides evidence for) either of my contentions that “UFOs exist” or “Aliens exist”.
Or has no-one anything rational to say on the point at all?
So now, I hope that FINALLY puts the "blimp" hypothesis to rest (R.I.P.).
try again, without lieing about the evidence first, as it is all you just did was fabricated evidence to support your contention while at the same time ignoring the real evidence which undermines it.
...and that's all you got?(...)
While misrepresenting the Fiscal reports for the period. I know that there are posters who will also read those links and see your assessment for the misreprentations that they are.There has been some comment that I did not fully address EHockings blimp analysis in full.
I originally posted the following as a comprehensive analysis of the historical record.
You hypocrite - misquoting/changing posts is actually a breach of membership rules. Fortunately I am not petty enough or find your "arguments" valid enough to bother reporting you.EHocking chose to ignore that and reply with:
It has been put to rest.... by ratiional people....
NOTE: I know some contend Rogue River IS a UFO, plain and simple, but there are many others who want to maintain the "blimp" hypothesis - so now I hope the following, in addition to my posts above, will FINALLY put the "blimp" hypothesis to rest (R.I.P.).
Rogue River Object v. Blimp
What would a blimp look like coming at the eyewitnesses? Apparently it was coming from the East. (Mr. C stated ..<snip a quite reasonable discussion of the variants, given the evidence we have at hand>
but,
The conclusion in my post was in fact, that the possible range from 50mph to 500mph (your upper range calcs that I do not argue with) was so large that, from the eyewitness accounts we cannot determine a speed for the sighting.What about the overall speed?
It is an unknown and indeed an unknowable - neither a "proof" nor a "disproof". NOTHING can be drawn from these calculations - which is indeed what I stated.
<snip more discussion on the conflicting eyewitness accounts>
Point being that your assertion that the eyewitness accounts are CONSTISTENT does not hold. We are unable to derive any definitive assessment of the action or appearance of this UFO.I guess you would hope that. But I guess that's what belief and faith is all about - hope.So now, I hope that FINALLY puts the "blimp" hypothesis to rest (R.I.P.).
None of my assessment "proves" a blimp, but none of yours "disproves" the it. That the USN and USNR were had 3 operational ZP squadrons between 1947 and 1950 on the west coat of the USA is indisputable, despite your efforts to misrepresent the information available. Again, this is not proof that the UFO WAS a blimp, but the evidence as available supports a valid possible alternative most reasonable would at least consider before shouting "Aliens! Aliens!"
The relative integrity of approach to this subject by you and I can readily assessed by anyone reading this thread.
Your evidence was dishonest, you claimed for instance that its speed was 2,100 mph, this is no doubt based on the witness claiming its speed was comparable with a Jet aircraft, what youre missing there is that the typical speed of 1950s jets was in the 600mph range, so your claim is both baloney and intellectually dishonest, as are all of your attempts to deny that it could have been a blimp. Like, have you even accepted yet that there were Navy reserve squadrons operating blimps in oregon in range of the rogue river on the date in question or are you still having an inability to grasp the facts there.THAT's all you got...? All that evidence stated and referenced in my post, from both EHocking and myself...
maybe you could answer his posts then instead of ignoring the repeated questions you are forcing him to ask youPS: RoboTimbo seems to have his needle stuck in a groove... can someone give him a bump just in case there is actually more than one track on his record?![]()
PS: RoboTimbo seems to have his needle stuck in a groove... can someone give him a bump just in case there is actually more than one track on his record?![]()
NOTE: I know some contend Rogue River IS a UFO, plain and simple, but there are many others who want to maintain the "blimp" hypothesis - [...]
You hypocrite - misquoting/changing posts is actually a breach of membership rules. Fortunately I am not petty enough or find your "arguments" valid enough to bother reporting you.
It has been put to rest.... by ratiional people.
The conclusion in my post was in fact, that the possible range from 50mph to 500mph (your upper range calcs that I do not argue with) was so large that, from the eyewitness accounts we cannot determine a speed for the sighting.
It is an unknown and indeed an unknowable - neither a "proof" nor a "disproof".
NOTHING can be drawn from these calculations - which is indeed what I stated.
<snip more discussion on the conflicting eyewitness accounts>
Point being that your assertion that the eyewitness accounts are CONSTISTENT does not hold.
We are unable to derive any definitive assessment of the action or appearance of this UFO.
I guess you would hope that. But I guess that's what belief and faith is all about - hope.
None of my assessment "proves" a blimp, but none of yours "disproves" the it. That the USN and USNR were had 3 operational ZP squadrons between 1947 and 1950 on the west coat of the USA is indisputable,…
…despite your efforts to misrepresent the information available.
Again, this is not proof that the UFO WAS a blimp, but the evidence as available supports a valid possible alternative most reasonable would at least consider before shouting "Aliens! Aliens!"
The relative integrity of approach to this subject by you and I can readily assessed by anyone reading this thread.
If you can show me ANY post where I have “shouted” “Aliens! Aliens!" then please do… otherwise your mere saying so does not make it true.
How does that make it alien?I have contended that the Iranian UFO provides (at least partial) evidence that might lead us to a conclusion that "aliens exist" (remembering my definition of "alien" as “Intelligent agencies acting outside the bounds of what we take to be the limits of the natural world”)
How does that make it alien?