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It was in the scriptWhy would these Jewish women want to or feel it necessary to open a stone tomb and re-anoint a three day cadaver?
It was in the scriptWhy would these Jewish women want to or feel it necessary to open a stone tomb and re-anoint a three day cadaver?
It was in the script
It was in the script
Call now!...a new life is a great selling point, especially if you're a slave/bondservant.
Not in dispute? DOC, it's disputed by the other gospels! The account you give here has Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother Of James and Salome -- very specifically those three -- coming to the tomb. They arrive and find that the stone's been rolled away from the opening, and there's a young man -- ONE young MAN -- sitting inside. And the women were so afraid, they didn't tell anyone about it.
Matthew disputes this in every detail. Matthew says it wasn't those three -- Mary Magdalene, yes, but with her was only "the other Mary". They came to the tomb and there was an earthquake (no other evangelist, and no historical source, mentions an earthquake). And it wasn't a man at all, it was an angel: and he wasn't inside the tomb, he was sitting outside on top of the stone. And far from being afraid to speak about it, the Marys went out and told their friends as soon as they could
No no no no no, says Luke, you're both wrong. There were a whole group: Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother of James -- Mark was right on that -- but also Joanna and some others. And there wasn't an angel -- there were TWO men, not one, INSIDE the tomb, not outside. And they weren't sitting, they were standing up. Luke disagrees with Mark, though, about whether the women told what had happened.
Then there's John, who doesn't agree with anybody on anything except the presence of Mary Magdalene. His version is that she came by herself and saw the stone rolled away and went and told Peter and someone else. After they'd checked out the scene and gone away, then Mary Magdalene saw two angels -- TWO, not one, and ANGELS, not men -- sitting inside the tomb (not outside, not standing up, and not on top the stone).
Of course, then she stumbled away and managed to look straight at Jesus and think he was the gardener ...
We've been through this all before. If you have 4 people watch the Super Bowl and then ask them a year later to describe the game. You will get 4 different accounts of the game. Most probably won't even remember the score. That doesn't mean the Super Bowl never happened. Describing different details is normal with eyewitness accounts. Here is what the Catholic Church says about the different accounts as I reported some 60 pages ago in this thread:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4634588#post4634588
ETA
And there are many websites that harmonize the resurrection accounts like this one:
http://www.rationalchristianity.net/jesus_tomb.html

RobertYes, you responded with apolegetics and it was soundly laughed at and torned apart. Sorry but your eyewitnesses can't even agree on who won the game, who the team was and even what the game they were playing. In fact none of them were there. They just reported somone elses claim of being at the game.We've been through this all before. If you have 4 people watch the Super Bowl and then ask them a year later to describe the game. You will get 4 different accounts of the game. Most probably won't even remember the score. That doesn't mean the Super Bowl never happened. Describing different details is normal with eyewitness accounts. Here is what the Catholic Church says about the different accounts as I reported some 60 pages ago in this thread:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4634588#post4634588
Harmonize? Is that what they call editing and redacting nowadays in apology-ville?And there are many websites that harmonize the resurrection accounts like this one:
http://www.rationalchristianity.net/jesus_tomb.html
We've been through this all before. If you have 4 people watch the Super Bowl and then ask them a year later to describe the game. You will get 4 different accounts of the game. Most probably won't even remember the score. That doesn't mean the Super Bowl never happened. Describing different details is normal with eyewitness accounts. Here is what the Catholic Church says about the different accounts as I reported some 60 pages ago in this thread:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4634588#post4634588
ETA
And there are many websites that harmonize the resurrection accounts like this one:
http://www.rationalchristianity.net/jesus_tomb.html
We've been through this all before. If you have 4 people watch the Super Bowl and then ask them a year later to describe the game. You will get 4 different accounts of the game. Most probably won't even remember the score. That doesn't mean the Super Bowl never happened.
yes, but they typically agree onWe've been through this all before. If you have 4 people watch the Super Bowl and then ask them a year later to describe the game. You will get 4 different accounts of the game.
Well, if we accept DOC's apologetic regarding that, it would mean that the bible has mistakes in it.Perhaps, but then it's difficult to call the third person a "great historian" now, isn't it ?
We've been through this all before. If you have 4 people watch the Super Bowl and then ask them a year later to describe the game. You will get 4 different accounts of the game. Most probably won't even remember the score. That doesn't mean the Super Bowl never happened. Describing different details is normal with eyewitness accounts. Here is what the Catholic Church says about the different accounts as I reported some 60 pages ago in this thread:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4634588#post4634588
ETA
And there are many websites that harmonize the resurrection accounts like this one:
http://www.rationalchristianity.net/jesus_tomb.html
True... which is why such accounts are rarely admissible as 'evidence'...We've been through this all before. If you have 4 people watch the Super Bowl and then ask them a year later to describe the game. You will get 4 different accounts of the game. Most probably won't even remember the score. That doesn't mean the Super Bowl never happened. Describing different details is normal with eyewitness accounts.
Funny thing is that DOC admitted that those stories are "at best" recounts of the women. Meaning that they are nothing but hearsay. The most important part of the christian faith (the resurrection) is only supported by ~1800 year old hear say evidence from texts that are 300 years removed from the event.True... which is why such accounts are rarely admissible as 'evidence'...
Talking of evidence... ya got any?