The funny thing about this is that the very same accusations -- that his real grandfather was a Jew related to the Rotschilds -- was made quite seriously about .... Adolf Hitler, the son of the illegitimate Alois Shickelgruber (who became Hitler at the age of 40 or so) ...... the son of an unmarried woman of shady character, adulterous to the core, who was reputed to have had affairs with Jews (I mean, how much more disgusting than that can you get!)
So essentially, using the same standard of evidence that 9/11 investigator uses (yes, I know, I know -- I am using "9/11 investigator" and "standard of evidence" in the same sentence, me bad) , we have proof Hitler was a Jew.
Well, according to 9/11 investigator's standards, that certainly explains a few things: his dark hair, his short-sightedness, his big nose, his funny ears, and, generally, totally non-Aryan appearance; his vanity (never be seen in public with glasses!), his mass murder of opponents, his morally degenerate character, his destruction of Germany for his dreams of world domination, and in general his being a total scum. But then again, what else can you expect from a Jew, right?
Then again, being a racial Jew, shouldn't Hitler have killed himself, to cleanse the earth of such filth as himself? H'm, wait a minute, he did, didn't he? See -- Hitler himself proved I'm correct about him being a Jew in the most direct way possible!