Salma Hayek Asks Where and How Much Explosives Were Used at the Twin Towers

[BasqueArch]

Salma Hayek stepped out of the shower flushed and wet. Her tiny waist accentuated the …

“Corazon” she interrupted, “I’ve been wondering. If explosives had been planted in the Twin Towers, exactly where were they placed and how much. All I’ve been able to find is that Tony Szamboti claims explosives were planted every three floors, from David Chandler that the columns were explosively horizontally propelled up to 600 feet away, and Jim Hoffman says nearly two million ceiling lay-in tiles were replaced with thermite-sandwiched wireless ignited tiles. I’d like to know with mathematical justification a complete explanation of where the explosives were placed that could have caused this purported demolition and the quantity of explosives required. You know I’m a sucker for a man with the mathematical prowess to provide the quantifiable verification I need.”

“Snookums, I don’t know the answer now but I can find out.”

Can you help me answer Salma’s question. I have her cell number.

 

[EvilBiker]

"I'm sorry, what was the question? My mind was elsewhere...."

 

[Heiwa]

Take a shower! Bombard yourself by parts C (water) and let you (part A) be one-way crushed down! Ther's no business like the shower business.

 

[DC]

i once did a little calculation, i would be willing to do that again for her at a candlelight dinner.

 

[Justin39640]

Take a shower! Bombard yourself by parts C (water) and let you (part A) be one-way crushed down! Ther's no business like the shower business.

fail

 

[aggle-rithm]

fail

How much are they paying you to post that video?!?

It better not be more than me.

 

[Unsecured Coins]

don't ever make a thread like this again.

 

[JAStewart]

She'd get it.

 

[Monketi Ghost]

If she were with me, she would. >Unh!<

 

[carlitos]

The whole thing sounds way sexier in Spanish.

 

[metamars]

What a coincidence!

Penelope Cruz

asked me this same question, just last week. Not to brag, but I sent her away quite satisfied!

 

[beachnut]

yes you went away

and took your failed delusional conclusions on 911 with you

 

[alienentity]

'You know I’m a sucker for a man with the mathematical prowess to provide the quantifiable verification I need.'

A sucker you say? Doubt she'd swallow truther rubbish. hehe.

 

[The Big Dog]

Take a shower! Bombard yourself by parts C (water) and let you (part A) be one-way crushed down! Ther's no business like the shower business.

Hee hee hee! Rarely has there been a set up as nice. Thanks you Heiwa, thank you very, very, very much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Frk2H-g3CQ

OWNED!!!

 

[~enigma~]

What a coincidence!

Penelope Cruz
http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0904/penelope-cruz28_2JQ3xa2qwbLp.jpg asked me this same question, just last week. Not to brag, but I sent her away quite satisfied!

Explains alot, you must be a scientologist like Tom. Say hello to Xenu for me.

 

[ElMondoHummus]

I've seen worse "WTF??" OPs, but this one's been eminently entertaining. As any post invoking Salma Hayek

would deservedly be.

 

[Newtons Bit]

You know I’m a sucker for a man with the mathematical prowess to provide the quantifiable verification I need.

There needs to be more women like this on the planet.

 

[Longfellow]

Pavlov was right

Now I know what a Pavlovian dog feels like.

I suspect I'm not the only person who read "Salma Hayek" and clicked automatically.

 

[ElMondoHummus]

Now I know what a Pavlovian dog feels like.

I suspect I'm not the only person who read "Salma Hayek" and clicked automatically.

Well, if you're going to invoke Pavlov's dogs: It's not clicking that I did automatically.

 

[Macgyver1968]

She makes my pee-pee maker tingle!