Merged Orly Taitz: Not Just A Birther!

Walter Ego

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Orly Taitz is not only just the birther conspiracy kook queen, she also believes:

Obama is a puppet.

There's a cemetery somewhere in Arizona where they just dug 30,000 fresh graves, which wait now for the revolution.

Baxter International — a major Obama contributor — developed a vaccine for bird flu that actually kills people.

Google Congressman Alcee Hastings and House Bill 684 and you'll see that they're planning at least six civilian labor camps.

Google an article in the San Francisco Chronicle about train cars with shackles.

The communist dictator Hugo Chavez way back in 2004 purchased the Sequoia software that runs our voting machines and the mainstream media won't report any of it — not even Fox because Saudi Arabia bought a percentage of Fox in 2007.

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/richardson-report/obama-birth-certificate-update-081109

:eek: :eye-poppi :eek: :eye-poppi :eye-poppi :eek: :eye-poppi :eek::eye-poppi :eek: :jaw-dropp

This is from What Really Happens When You Demand the President Produce His Birth Certificate? -part two of a recent series in Esquire magazine entitled When Did Americans Turn into a Bunch of Raving Lunatics?
 
I especially love that she tries to get specific in naming the Alcee Hastings bill that allegedly is setting up labor camps, but of course, she can't even get that right. It's H.R. 645, not 684.
 
Not just a Birther, but a really bad lawyer too. According to Dr. Conspiracy:

Stefan Cook’s attorney Orly Taitz has apparently gone berzerk over the results of her case in Florida, Cook v. Simtech. She’s screaming NAZI at the judge and demanding his removal from the bench. Why, because she says he “sealed” his orders. Orly is also feeling the heat because her bad advice cost Cook his $120,000 job. (If you want to keep your security clearance, you don’t run around in public challenging the legitimacy of the Commander in Chief.)
...

Sorry, Orly. Nothing was sealed. The judge just dismissed these frivolous motions without comment. Nothing requires the judge to deliver a lengthy opinion to dismiss a frivolous motion. If Orly doesn’t like it, she can appeal.

Link:
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2009/08/cook-v-simtech-orders-not-sealed/
 
Obama is a puppet.
But ... if Obama's a puppet ... then why couldn't They have picked an American puppet?

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall at that meeting ...

"So, let me get this straight, Jenkins. We wanted some faceless nonentity to do our bidding. The world is full of them. The only qualifications were that it had to be a natural-born American citizen over the age of thirty-five. But you, Jenkins, you picked a Kenyan."

"Yes sir."

"Jenkins, Jenkins, Jenkins, why did you pick a Kenyan?"

"Er ... it violates the Constitution, sir?"

"Yes, Jenkins, you twerp, I know it violates the Constitution. Why?"

"Well, sir, isn't that what we do?"

"Yes, Jenkins, to some extent that is what we do. Well done for spotting that. But, Jenkins, traditionally ... stop me if I'm going too fast for you ... traditionally we have violated the Constitution to gratify our insatiable lust for wealth and power, not just because we can you blithering nitwit."

"Oh. Oh, I see, sir. I'm very sorry sir."

"Well, it's too late to change it now. Just tell FEMA to build a few dozen more death camps ... oh, and get me the Governor of Hawai'i on the phone."
 
And pity this poor guy.

Somebody left a nasty note on her website. They found the Ip address and get how they "tracked down" the supposed guilty party..

Another commenter looked the IP address and found the geographic region where such addresses are found. They took the center of that region, looked it up on Google maps, turned that into a street address, looked up the street address and found out who lived there. Orly then took this email “research” and posted the name, email address, street address, and place of employment of David R____, the unfortunate person the dart thrown at a map of the United States landed on.

Boy do I sense lawsuit!

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2009/08/the-case-of-david-r___/#more-4426
 
Forgive me if I register absoultely no surprise at this.
CTs are like Potato Chips: Very few people can stop at just one.
 
But ... if Obama's a puppet ... then why couldn't They have picked an American puppet?

Exactly. THis is something I don't get. If you want a puppet to undermine America, and your laying in wait planning this for decades, wouldn't you pick someone, oh, I don't know, like Geroge Bush or Dick Cheney? I mean Bush has impecable liniage -- Mayflower Society, DAR kind of liniage -- went to all the right schools as a "legacy." Knows all the power-brokers, tight with corporate leaders, it would seem to me that would be the perfecty gu...


oh wait, a recession, a needless war, entagling engagements in Central Asia, $1 trillion in new debt in just a year, declining GDP rates, declining income levels, "nationalization" of banks...hey, George Bush is that guy!
 
But ... if Obama's a puppet ... then why couldn't They have picked an American puppet?

Obviously Real Americans™ would never do anything to harm America, Mom, or Apple Pie; only dumb foreigners are easily manipulated enough to be used to take control the American government.

Now wave your American flags and pray to God, Jesus, and Reagan that good, wholesome, Real Americans™ can take back our country from those Socialist Muslims!
 
But ... if Obama's a puppet ... then why couldn't They have picked an American puppet?

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall at that meeting ...

"So, let me get this straight, Jenkins. We wanted some faceless nonentity to do our bidding. The world is full of them. The only qualifications were that it had to be a natural-born American citizen over the age of thirty-five. But you, Jenkins, you picked a Kenyan."

"Yes sir."

"Jenkins, Jenkins, Jenkins, why did you pick a Kenyan?"

"Er ... it violates the Constitution, sir?"

"Yes, Jenkins, you twerp, I know it violates the Constitution. Why?"

"Well, sir, isn't that what we do?"

"Yes, Jenkins, to some extent that is what we do. Well done for spotting that. But, Jenkins, traditionally ... stop me if I'm going too fast for you ... traditionally we have violated the Constitution to gratify our insatiable lust for wealth and power, not just because we can you blithering nitwit."

"Oh. Oh, I see, sir. I'm very sorry sir."

"Well, it's too late to change it now. Just tell FEMA to build a few dozen more death camps ... oh, and get me the Governor of Hawai'i on the phone."

Nominated.
 
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I have heard of 3 of theese before.

Obama is a puppet.
The president does have an obligation to his sponsors, puppet is overdoing it.

There's a cemetery somewhere in Arizona where they just dug 30,000 fresh graves, which wait now for the revolution.
We had a tread on some military cementary expanding, so what.

The communist dictator Hugo Chavez way back in 2004 purchased the Sequoia software that runs our voting machines and the mainstream media won't report any of it — not even Fox because Saudi Arabia bought a percentage of Fox in 2007.
He used american voting machines for his last election, he must have paid for them.
And Fox does not report that his election was fair? Strange:D
 
Ouch, I think this version is slightly less badly done:

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Good deal - I noticed this time the other one had the leetrs moving. If I'd realized it was going morph I'd recommend letters after, or something. The second one nabbed the problem. Word up homes!
 
And pity this poor guy.

Somebody left a nasty note on her website. They found the Ip address and get how they "tracked down" the supposed guilty party..

Boy do I sense lawsuit!

From the original link listed above "It has been reported that Mr. R____ has been called in for an explanation by his employer (the first time he knew anything about this business)."

Normally it is hard to show cause and effect on slander/libel online, as you have to show it has an audience that directly effects you (in AU at least). being called in by your boss over a lie published online would open up a nice damages payout on top of the lawsuit.

Normally I'm against laywering up immediately , but in this case I wish Mr .R_____ the best.

<edit to fix spelling>
 
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