Anders,
Golly, Anders.
There have been several thoughts that have been running around in my head during the last several days... Let's see if you can pick out which one of these might have been one of them...
Thought A:
"You know, Tom, you really should set aside everything else in your life and get right onto that analysis for Anders. After all, he has always been so incredibly responsive to you - and everyone else at the JREF forum - whenever anyone has ever had a question for him."
Thought B:
"You know, Tom. since Anders was such a great sport about accepting your wager with such honesty and directness, you really should rearrange your schedule to get right back to him."
Thought C:
"You know, Tom, when Anders asked all those questions about your model for formation of rubble from the collapse of an IKEA bookcase, and he accidentally misstated what you'd really said just a teeeensy bit, he really was incredibly diligent about correcting the record just as soon as you pointed it out to him. You remember that he rescinded his erroneous statements & apologized profusely."
Thought D:
"You know, Tom, you made a bunch of rash, unjustifiable statements in your discussion with Heiwa over that darn IKEA bookcase. And then Anders went back to your post, copied & pasted your own statements, proving that he had quoted you accurately. Boy, THAT sure was embarrassing. Perhaps you should be extra diligent & responsive to Heiwa in the future to try to make it up to him."
Thought E:
"You know, Tom, that elaborate post that you made, oh, about 9 weeks ago covers a lot of these same issues. You remember, this one:
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4743226 . The one that you put a fair amount of effort into, and that covers a lot of these same issues. That one that you finally posted in abject frustration after Heiwa simply ignored 90% of your comments over the preceding month. That one to which Heiwa has NEVER YET responded. You should rise above pettiness, Tom, and get right on this analysis. Because Heiwa wants it. And he wants it now."
Thought F:
"You know, Tom. Even tho the world's foremost experts believe that a collapse of the towers, once started, would inexorably progress to the ground, even tho every competent energy calculation agrees, even tho the world's engineering community agrees, and even tho every ounce of engineering judgment that you possess agrees, it is really important that you finish up that analysis for Heiwa ASAP. Because SO MUCH is hanging on its conclusions. And it's especially important that you get to it before this weekend! Because, for the past 8 long years, Anders has been on a Quest for the Truth and he just wants to understand...
... before Sunday."
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Go ahead, Anders. Take a stab at it. You've got a 1 in 7 chance of getting the right answer.
Heiwa, I'll get to you ... when I get to you.
I can guarantee you a couple of things:
1. I will PROBABLY get to it in less than the 8 months that you've been evading & ignoring my simple, direct questions to you.
2. I will PROBABLY get to it in less than the 9 weeks that you've ignored my collapse description mentioned in thought E above.
Cheerio.
Tom
PS. My apologies to the rest of the readers for exposing the sarcastic places to which my thoughts run when I get a Snark-O-Gram before my morning coffee...