It's not religion, it's a relationship.

Tsukasa Buddha said:
I've never really understood the "relationship" BS. How does one for a relationship with something that you can't interact with? It just seems odd.
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The Catholic meme, which had adopted unto it mass control of basically everything, forked a child meme with the small change that the parent meme could be so corrupt it was no longer valid.

Then the New World came along, and all the child memes fled there. This "personal relationship" stuff is just the latest and most productive mutation of that. No actual church necessary!


Note that it can only survive in a world where the dominant meme is no longer one that can force it's opposition out of business by some stream of words that initiates real humans to go do so.

Currently, the dominant meme is the completely secular version of the Catholic church meme. It is unconcerned with those older memes, having relegated them to Quaint Lifestyle Choice status. This political meme has even begun "educating" it's believers to think followers of the other meme have no business whatsoever commenting on the latter, especially with their own money and during an election.


Oh, wait. I'm wrong. Go back on about your business.
 
I'm having some good laughs reading posts here. I love blasphemy. Its my secret quirk.

Here's the snaggle, as per Jesus, and fantasies regarding your personal relationship with him vs/ a rock star or screen-idol:

He died before making a second album, from an overdose of self-importance? Or just because he shot his creative wad in a hurry, like Curt Cobain; James Dean; Jimmy; etc, and we should be glad for that.

Jesus is more resolved and scandal-free than pop-stars. Easier to love, than almost anyone...and more forgiving...the ultimate nice-guy icon.

There's never been a god-like-dude more forgiving; more insultable, than Jesus.

Nuns have sex with him, in their minds.
And aren't even jealous that he's doing sister mary too.

He's that good.
 
m_huber said:
He's so good, Mary was still a virgin when he got done.
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You think that's good? Why am I reminded of this scene from Tootsie?

Michael: My best friend Sandy thinks I'm gay.
Agent: Why don't you sleep with her.
Michael: I did. She still thinks I'm gay
Agent: That's not good.
 
If Jesus was real, he'd get extra points for allowing us to live after such blasphemy.
Allah is no where near as forgiving.
 
Back on topic it reminds me of a girl who thought she was in a relationship with 'Take That' (or some other boy band), given she looked like a close relative of Jabba the Hut I thought it fairly unlikely.
 
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