June Stundie Nominations

A couple of things that tickled me from the David Icke forums ... yes ... there are a lot of fish in that barrel ...

If ignorance is no defense, how about stupidity?

NEVER say you understand when talking to a judge, cop, or any other sleazy gov agent. in legalese you would be admitting you stand under their authority or their charges and you give your freedom away. you don't understand. you don't grasp, seize, comprehend, nor fathom. you're just plain stoopid hehe
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I guess when you post on the David Icke Forums, there's no such thing as a credibility gap:

i personally have no problem with shayler, he speaks his truth and a lot of it makes sense to me. if he believes he is the jesus consciousness incarnate then good for him
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Hooo boy. Why do we always have to get so many good ones right at the end?
 
Nominating late (but immensely worthy) woo loon aayers from the 911movement.org site, for this instant meteorological classic:

"I submit Hurricane Erin was used as a vacuum cleaner. Prevailing winds carried the radioactive dust from the WTC directly into Hurricane Erin. The radioactive dust was dispersed, through precipitation, over the Atlantic Ocean. Otherwise, the radioactive debris would have been blown over to Europe, where it would have been picked up by sensors."

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J. Wellington Wimpy said:
"I submit Hurricane Erin was used as a vacuum cleaner. Prevailing winds carried the radioactive dust from the WTC directly into Hurricane Erin. The radioactive dust was dispersed, through precipitation, over the Atlantic Ocean. Otherwise, the radioactive debris would have been blown over to Europe, where it would have been picked up by sensors."
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I submit it was Col. Mustard in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

In other news, I wish I could nominate this for a language-award type honor. Cracked.com's excellent and rather funny take on "those" groups that run everything. I halfway wonder if the author's on this forum somewhere.

5 Pathetic Groups That People Actually Think Run The World.
 
Nominated just for the sheer, laugh-out-loud woo-ness of it all: CB Brooklyn at the 911movement.org site --

"[K]eep in mind that it's known fact (for those who know the facts, that is) that many musicians (such as Steve Miller and the Grateful Dead) have ties to the Skull and Bones hideout known as Bohemian Grove.

"Also keep in mind that 'Paul McCartney' is not Paul McCartney."
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J. Wellington Wimpy said:
Nominated just for the sheer, laugh-out-loud woo-ness of it all: CB Brooklyn at the 911movement.org site --

"[K]eep in mind that it's known fact (for those who know the facts, that is) that many musicians (such as Steve Miller and the Grateful Dead) have ties to the Skull and Bones hideout known as Bohemian Grove.

"Also keep in mind that 'Paul McCartney' is not Paul McCartney."
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It gets worse. I followed a link to CB Brooklyn's page, and followed another link from there to none other than lifetime honorary Stundie award-deserving Judy Wood, who I honestly didn't believe could get any more insane. How wrong I was; apparently the entire history of the 9/11 truth movement was predicted by none other than The Who, in the 1960s and 70s.

http://www.drjudywood.com/articles/cc/thermite1.html

Oh, and Supertramp, and Blood, Sweat and Tears, and Three Dog Night, and John Lennon, and...

Let's face it, 9/11 had to be the worst kept secret in history, if the entire rock music industry knew all about it over thirty years before it happened!

Dave

ETA: Horatius, you might want to check for references to cats in a time machine.
 
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Believing that H.R. 1966 ("Cyberbullying Prevention Act"), will somehow shut-down internet access for truthers... (Bolding, mine)

bill smith said:
The Internet is no less vital than your gas or electricity supply. Your TV cable or your water. It is in other words an essential service an we will all be the worse off for encroaching regulation. We should resist any restricton or control tooth and nail. Mybe a little tweaking under careful independent supervision but no Government or big business interventions of any kind.
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JoeyDonuts said:
I submit it was Col. Mustard in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

In other news, I wish I could nominate this for a language-award type honor. Cracked.com's excellent and rather funny take on "those" groups that run everything. I halfway wonder if the author's on this forum somewhere.

5 Pathetic Groups That People Actually Think Run The World.
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David Wong, who edits Cracked.com, is a forum member. His dismantling of 9/11 Conspiracies, linked to in his sig, is one of the most hilarious take downs of woo you'll ever read.
 
aggle-rithm said:
Whoa...that troofer just blew my mind, man.
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Well, it _would_ explain why Michael Jackson was murdered so "soon" after 'Ebony and Ivory' was released. He was about to spill the beans!

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Well, it _would_ explain why Michael Jackson was murdered so "soon" after 'Ebony and Ivory' was released. He was about to spill the beans!

:rolleyes:
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I think that was "The Girl Is Mine" he did with Paul McCartney.

Also, he would never have spilled the beans, because Michael Jackson wasn't Michael Jackson, either. He was someone else named Michael Jackson who was exactly the same and did all the same things.
 
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It gets worse. I followed a link to CB Brooklyn's page, and followed another link from there to none other than lifetime honorary Stundie award-deserving Judy Wood, who I honestly didn't believe could get any more insane. How wrong I was; apparently the entire history of the 9/11 truth movement was predicted by none other than The Who, in the 1960s and 70s.

http://www.drjudywood.com/articles/cc/thermite1.html

Oh, and Supertramp, and Blood, Sweat and Tears, and Three Dog Night, and John Lennon, and...

Let's face it, 9/11 had to be the worst kept secret in history, if the entire rock music industry knew all about it over thirty years before it happened!
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If only she could have managed to tie in the Bay City Rollers and the Starland Vocal Band as well, it might very well have resulted in the long sought after Unified Field Theory of Woo. :D
 
Bruce Willis was in-on-it.:D

http://community.theblackvault.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=25&p=19105#p19105
My favorite right wing 911 truth denier, Code Black
Maybe a little math will help:
Die Hard 1 + Die Hard 2 + Die Hard 3 + Die Hard 4 = 911


Die Hard 1

•Tall Building
•Sky Diver (bad guys, 1 thrown, 1 dropped)
•Fake Terrorists (thieves)
•Explosives Used on Building
•Money (Barer Bonds)
•Christmas
•Twinkies
•b.s. MSM
•Military Hardware
•Last Minute Replacement (limo driver)
•Hostages (in building)
•FBI (Johnson & Johnson)
•Airplane + Helicopters
•Foreigners (Germans)
•NY Cop
•Dead Bad Guys
•Airport (LAX)
•Crashed Helicopter
•Chaos
•Civilians Fight Back
•Anti-US Politics


Die Hard 2

•Big Buildings
•Sky Diver (McClane)
•Fake Terrorists (drug dealers)
•Explosives Used on Buildings
•Money (Drug Money)
•Christmas
•Twinkies
•b.s. MSM
•Military Hardware
•Last Minute Replacement (Corporal Telford)
•Hostages (in planes)
•MIL
•Airplanes
•Foreigners (S.A.)
•NY Cop
•Dead Bad Guys
•Airport (Dulles, D.C.)
•Crashed Planes
•Hijacking (S.A. General)
•Chaos
•Civilians Fight Back
•Anti-US Politics


Die Hard 3

•Tall Buildings (WTC shown)
•Repelling Off a Bridge
•Fake Terrorists (thieves)
•Explosives Used (binary liquid)
•Money (Gold)
•Summer
•Champagne
•MSM mentioned
•Military Hardware?
•Last Minute Replacement (Otto)
•Hostages (in schools)
•FBI
•Helicopter
•Foreigners (Germans)
•NYC
•PDNY/FDNY/Port Authority
•Dead Bad Guys
•Crashed Helicopter/Cars
•Dump Trucks
•Psyop
•Chaos
•Civilians Fight Back
•Anti-US Politics


Die Hard 4

•Infrastructure
•Fake Terrorists (Hackers)
•Money (electronic)
•Summer
•Ketchup Packets
•b.s. MSM
•Military Hardware
•Hostages
•NSA, FBI
•Helicopter
•Foreigners (800-DeadAsianHookerBitch)
•PDNY
•Dead Bad Guys
•Crashed Plane/Helicopter/Cars
•Psyop
•Chaos
•Civilians Fight Back
•Anti-US Politics


9-11

•Tall Buildings
•Sky Divers
•Fake Terrorists?
•Explosives Used (jet fuel)?
•Money?
•Summer
•b.s. MSM
•Military Hardware Deployed
•Last Minute Loss (Zacharias Moussaoui)
•Hostages (in planes)
•Airplanes
•Foreigners (Saudi's, etc.)
•NYC
•PDNY/FDNY/Port Authority
•Dead Bad Guys
•Airports
•Crashed Planes/Cars
•Hijacking
•Dump Trucks
•Psyop
•Chaos
•Civilians Fight Back
•Anti-US Politics

Naaa, no comparison at all
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