Just when you thought it couldn't get any more dumb

[Reactor drone]

Their photo interpretation skills need work at any rate.In the first link they have their pics in the wrong order.The large girder appears to be the same one in both photos but the second one shows it being cut and the first is a post cut picture,then they wonder why the steel looks burned and blackened


I don't think the woo levels are really any higher there than they are here though,there's just a lot less logic being applied by other forum members there.

 

[J. Wellington Wimpy]

Had to Stundie nominate this one by woo loon aayers from the 911movement.org site, for his instant meteorological classic:

"I submit Hurricane Erin was used as a vacuum cleaner. Prevailing winds carried the radioactive dust from the WTC directly into Hurricane Erin. The radioactive dust was dispersed, through precipitation, over the Atlantic Ocean. Otherwise, the radioactive debris would have been blown over to Europe, where it would have been picked up by sensors."

 

[triforcharity]

Yeah, but the problem is this. If it was a nuclear explosion, even a little one, the Technical Applicaaions Building at Patrick Air Force Base would have picked up the explosion. That is what they do. They monitor nuclear explosions all over the world. They picked up the tests that N. Korea did. Why wouldn't they pick it up??

Oh, that's right......They are all accomplice to murder too. All 1,000 of them. Thatas right.......

 

[triforcharity]

Oh yeah, and don't forget, it caame right over NYC. Which would be correct, if NYC was in Newfinland.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/prelims/2001erin1.gif

 

[T.A.M.]

Oh yeah, and don't forget, it caame right over NYC. Which would be correct, if NYC was in Newfinland.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/prelims/2001erin1.gif

ach hem.

As an Atlantic Canadian, I wish to correct you sir.

That province is NEWFOUNDLAND.

TAM

 

[tfk]

Al,

Bill Smith will be welcome there.

Ask, and you shall receive...

You may think that I am making some of this up. You would be wrong. As serious as, well, as bill is capable...

Here he is, advocating that THEY (the conspirators) put giant smoke generating machines into both WTC towers AND WTC7.

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TSBMT04T49GGG7HFO/post13757
Jun 11, 2008

Well, I'm not really going to get into it, but have you never noticed that large fires seem to create less smoke ? Have you never seem smoke with lines of fire rinning through it to indicate significant fire. Apart from that if they brought down WTC7 I would not put it past them to throw in a few smoke generators which you can buy for ten a penny.?

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TSBMT04T49GGG7HFO/post13846
Jun 11, 2008

Do you remember a photo of WTC7 that was everywhere a few years ago ? It was WTC7 with a huge wall of uniform white smoke risng away from it at a 45 degree angle ? I would love to find that one again. THAT was either a smoke machine or a photoshop job. It struck me as wrong from the first second that I looked at it.
bill smith

It's difficult for me to pick a "most favoritest twoofer claim". So many are soooo, uh, charming in their creativity.

tom

 

[McHrozni]

The funniest one was the "Single plane theory", which was similar. One plane, that hit all 3 buildings, then crashed in Shanksville.

The funny part was, it was created by The Onion, but at least one prominent Truther endorsed the idea - even though he knew it came from The Onion!

I think we're probably talking about the same thing, the Onion story was probably the original, and this is what the 'researchers' came up with

McHrozni

 

[Allen773]

Who is more insane, Christophera or Killtown?

TAM

Christophera. Killtown is a disgusting psychopath.

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Conspiracy theorists almost seem to require that the alleged conspirators go to great lengths to make their staged event "almost, but not quite, entirely unlike" the event they're trying to convince people actually happened. Too much smoke, buildings falling too fast, buildings falling too perfectly, piloting skills that don't match the skill attributed to the hijackers, etc., etc...

It's like the only way these people think they can crack open the conspiracy, is if they make the conspirators out to be even more insane than the conspiracy theorists.

 

[beachnut]

Wow, I have been bored all day, and decided to do some searching for crazy 9/11 conspiracies. Well, I think I found the motherload!!

Check this out. The whole place is like that. I bet tin foil is hard to keep in stock around them.

http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6765

Here is the first one. This guy thinks that a piece of aluminum cladding is steel that has been altered.

Here is the biggest and best one.

http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6638


This one I almost had to change my pants on. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything.


I haven't gotten past the first page, but this is pretty funny.

A forum of dolts who are mentally ill and morally sick.

http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6714&view=getnewpost

 

[triforcharity]

ach hem.

As an Atlantic Canadian, I wish to correct you sir.

That province is NEWFOUNDLAND.

TAM

My apologies kind sir.

Either way, it didn't affect NYC except for high tides and rip currents. It might have sucked a few dirty diapers out of the Hudson though!!

 

[triforcharity]

Here is another Stundie award nominee.

Guys SN is MontanaWildhack (I think this explains ALOT)

"and in this photo, despite the pixellation/transparency issues, etc...his shirt would be over his head or at least bunched up to his chest due to gravity. He would not be able to keep his arms at his sides when under the force of that much gravity as he gathered speed- he would be going tremendously fast."

 

[NickUK]

Ah, Killtown's forum. I'm so glad they proved to me that the Hudson river plane ditching was staged, that the recent metro crash in Washington DC was inside jobby-job and that the video of poor Neda Agha-Soltan being murdered in Tehran was fake.

The entire place is a complete toilet of insanity.

 

[Foolmewunz]

Christophera and Killtown.

Both former members. One - Christophera - has some serious mental issues. Buried in that immortal thread are quite a few references, by him, to those issues. Not the least of which is his belief that we're all in a hypnotic dream state induced by whatever his version of the NWO is. Most of us called "hands off" when we realized just how, shall we say, "off" he was.

Killtown. Just a mean-mouthed misanthropic individual. Period. He lies. He spews filth. He is my poster boy for the excesses of the Truth Movement.

 

[Thunder]

ach hem.

As an Atlantic Canadian, I wish to correct you sir.

That province is NEWFOUNDLAND.

TAM

Newfinland. lol. I gotta chuckle.

Atlantic Canadian huh? never heard that term b4. I'm off to Montreal in July!!

 

[Grizzly Bear]

Conspiracy theorists almost seem to require that the alleged conspirators go to great lengths to make their staged event "almost, but not quite, entirely unlike" the event they're trying to convince people actually happened. Too much smoke, buildings falling too fast, buildings falling too perfectly, piloting skills that don't match the skill attributed to the hijackers, etc., etc...

It's like the only way these people think they can crack open the conspiracy, is if they make the conspirators out to be even more insane than the conspiracy theorists.

Well their fantasies need a plot, otherwise the story would be boring.

 

[cyclonic]

A forum of dolts who are mentally ill and morally sick.

http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6714&view=getnewpost

The jumpers are fake?
these idiots need some heavy duty electro-shock therapy.

 

[Horatius]

A forum of dolts who are mentally ill and morally sick.

http://forum.911movement.org/index.php?showtopic=6714&view=getnewpost

Wow. An entire forum of people who understand physics just as well as Killtown does. The Mind Boggles.

 

[8den]

Had to Stundie nominate this one by woo loon aayers from the 911movement.org site, for his instant meteorological classic:

"I submit Hurricane Erin was used as a vacuum cleaner. Prevailing winds carried the radioactive dust from the WTC directly into Hurricane Erin. The radioactive dust was dispersed, through precipitation, over the Atlantic Ocean. Otherwise, the radioactive debris would have been blown over to Europe, where it would have been picked up by sensors."

You honestly want to take that guy back to primary (elementary school) and glue his eyelids open, nail his trousers to his chair and inform him "you're not getting out of here till you pay attention."

 

[Stellafane]

What are some of the most ridiculous things you have ever heard?

This is a bit like asking "what parts of the sun are kinda hot"? But for sheer insanity, it's hard to top the story that on 9/11, terrorists were riding around NYC in a van that was painted with a picture of...

....wait, before I give away the ending here, just consider, if you dare: What would be the last thing you'd expect the 9/11 conspirators would have painted on the side of their van? Perhaps the words "Terrorist On Board"?? Nope, not crazy enough. A portrait of OBL sporting a halo? Not even close. The proud proclamation "I'm here to attack America"?

No, as blindingly stupid and nonsensical as these suggestions might appear, this claim made by CTers tops them all, and by a wide margin. You see, according to this story, the terrorists were driving around NYC on 9/11 in a van with...hold onto your sanity now...a picture of planes crashing into the WTC painted on the side!!!