NWO Sentryman
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I learned who shot jfk. (Note, this is sarcastic)
It was Elvis, who was doubling for bigfoot.
Elvis was competing with JFK for popularity. Naturally, in the world of celebrities, things are about to get messy. So Elvis got one of his fans, Lee Harvey Oswald, to shoot JFK. Why? JFK was planning to withdraw from vietnam, and elvis had planned to have a concert there.
While LHO would be a patsy, Bigfoot would attakc from the Grassy knoll to do jfk in. Afterward, he got a bouncer, Jack Ruby, who was by now brainwashed with elvis music he listened to in the nightclubs, to shoot oswald in order to prevent any leaks. Thanks to his music, he was able to convince the warren commission that oswald acted alone. After all, what can a man with blue swede shoes not do.
Afterwards, he worked for the CIA to fake the moon landing. He even made the flag flutter on stage. He was also working on making the rockets spread chemtrails in order for people to buy more of his music.
He faked his death in 1976 so he could traffick drugs for the CIA in Nicaragua throughout the iran-contra affair. Thanks to MKULTRA, he managed to cover all these up. After 1983, he went to afghanistan to work with Tim Ossman. He co-conspired with Tim Ossman and the CIA to bring about september 11
Nowadays, where is he? No-one knows. Rumours say that he is currently in Area 51 next to a spaceship that only will smith and jeff Goldblum are allowed to pilot.
It was Elvis, who was doubling for bigfoot.
Elvis was competing with JFK for popularity. Naturally, in the world of celebrities, things are about to get messy. So Elvis got one of his fans, Lee Harvey Oswald, to shoot JFK. Why? JFK was planning to withdraw from vietnam, and elvis had planned to have a concert there.
While LHO would be a patsy, Bigfoot would attakc from the Grassy knoll to do jfk in. Afterward, he got a bouncer, Jack Ruby, who was by now brainwashed with elvis music he listened to in the nightclubs, to shoot oswald in order to prevent any leaks. Thanks to his music, he was able to convince the warren commission that oswald acted alone. After all, what can a man with blue swede shoes not do.
Afterwards, he worked for the CIA to fake the moon landing. He even made the flag flutter on stage. He was also working on making the rockets spread chemtrails in order for people to buy more of his music.
He faked his death in 1976 so he could traffick drugs for the CIA in Nicaragua throughout the iran-contra affair. Thanks to MKULTRA, he managed to cover all these up. After 1983, he went to afghanistan to work with Tim Ossman. He co-conspired with Tim Ossman and the CIA to bring about september 11
Nowadays, where is he? No-one knows. Rumours say that he is currently in Area 51 next to a spaceship that only will smith and jeff Goldblum are allowed to pilot.
