Spektator
Is that right?
It seems to me that there is a sharp divide here. One side reasons thus:
[FONT="]1. [/FONT][FONT="]For decades people have been reporting larger-than-human hairy primates from virtually every state in the Union; however,[/FONT]
[FONT="]2. [/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever produced a clear, unambiguous photograph of one of these primates; further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. [/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever discovered clear, unambiguous physical evidence of the existence of such primates, and even further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]4. [/FONT][FONT="]there is absolutely no fossil evidence for any large nonhuman primate ever having existed in the New World.[/FONT]
[FONT="]THEREFORE,[/FONT]
[FONT="]5. [/FONT][FONT="]the only reasonable conclusion is that reports of such primates result from hoaxes, honest misidentifications, and illusions, or are fictions on the level of folklore. The weight of the evidence suggests there is no such creature as bigfoot.[/FONT]
[FONT="]And the other side reasons thus:
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[FONT="]1.[/FONT][FONT="] For decades people have been reporting larger-than-human hairy primates from virtually every state in the Union; however,[/FONT]
[FONT="]2 .[/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever produced a clear, unambiguous photograph of one of these primates; further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]3 .[/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever discovered clear, unambiguous physical evidence of the existence of such primates, and even further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]4.[/FONT][FONT="] there is absolutely no fossil evidence for any large nonhuman primate ever having existed in the New World.[/FONT]
5. However, by special pleading, accepting anecdotal evidence as having greater weight than is normally allowed in science, ignoring indications to the contrary, and applying my particular point of view, I can get over all of the above.
[FONT="]THEREFORE,[/FONT]
[FONT="]6. [/FONT][FONT="]the only reasonable conclusion is that the bigfoot creature is incredibly more wily and is harder to find than other very scarce creatures like the wolverine; OR that the bigfoot creature is vastly more intelligent than any other nonhuman animal on earth and has senses keener than we can imagine and so evades either being captured or leaving evidence of its existence, OR that the bigfoot creature is supernatural and can materialize and dematerialize like a ghost![/FONT]
[FONT="]1. [/FONT][FONT="]For decades people have been reporting larger-than-human hairy primates from virtually every state in the Union; however,[/FONT]
[FONT="]2. [/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever produced a clear, unambiguous photograph of one of these primates; further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. [/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever discovered clear, unambiguous physical evidence of the existence of such primates, and even further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]4. [/FONT][FONT="]there is absolutely no fossil evidence for any large nonhuman primate ever having existed in the New World.[/FONT]
[FONT="]THEREFORE,[/FONT]
[FONT="]5. [/FONT][FONT="]the only reasonable conclusion is that reports of such primates result from hoaxes, honest misidentifications, and illusions, or are fictions on the level of folklore. The weight of the evidence suggests there is no such creature as bigfoot.[/FONT]
[FONT="]And the other side reasons thus:
[/FONT]
[FONT="]1.[/FONT][FONT="] For decades people have been reporting larger-than-human hairy primates from virtually every state in the Union; however,[/FONT]
[FONT="]2 .[/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever produced a clear, unambiguous photograph of one of these primates; further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]3 .[/FONT][FONT="]in all that time, no one has ever discovered clear, unambiguous physical evidence of the existence of such primates, and even further,[/FONT]
[FONT="]4.[/FONT][FONT="] there is absolutely no fossil evidence for any large nonhuman primate ever having existed in the New World.[/FONT]
5. However, by special pleading, accepting anecdotal evidence as having greater weight than is normally allowed in science, ignoring indications to the contrary, and applying my particular point of view, I can get over all of the above.
[FONT="]THEREFORE,[/FONT]
[FONT="]6. [/FONT][FONT="]the only reasonable conclusion is that the bigfoot creature is incredibly more wily and is harder to find than other very scarce creatures like the wolverine; OR that the bigfoot creature is vastly more intelligent than any other nonhuman animal on earth and has senses keener than we can imagine and so evades either being captured or leaving evidence of its existence, OR that the bigfoot creature is supernatural and can materialize and dematerialize like a ghost![/FONT]
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