How *I* Would Beat the Challenge

Song: "How I Would Beat the Challenge" (spoofing the original of which this thread is a parody -- tune of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling") :whistling:Banane29:

How I would beat the challenge
Sure, 'tis like the birds in song

I would gather meditators
Say about a billion strong

There'd be plum jam on a biscuit (but whose?)
As we limbo all night long (oh-kay)

Here's a link to Radin's latest...
Proof that I'm right, and you're wrong.

:nope:
 
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zooloo said:
They rejected my application because they don't want the TRUTH!
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I posted a protocol 3 times! Mods deleted it and moved threads and all kinds of stuff you wouldn't believe so no point me mentioning it.;)
 
I'd be able to read your mind if you would stop sending those psi-inhibiting brainwaves back.
 
Fireshadow said:
I'd be able to read your mind if you would stop sending those psi-inhibiting brainwaves back.
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That reminds me of something that's always bugged me about 'psychic hotlines'. If I needed to call one of these, shouldn't they already know about it, and call me first?
 
Every year since 1997. have successfully predicted the non-appearance of Planet X, and I have never been wrong.

Do I have a chance at the MDC? I could use a million bucks right about now.
 
Dr H said:
That reminds me of something that's always bugged me about 'psychic hotlines'. If I needed to call one of these, shouldn't they already know about it, and call me first?
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We actually had that situation in my office the other day. A co-worker called a number given to her by a bank, and it turned out to be a psychic hotline. When she got off the phone, another person in the office asked a similar question: "If they're a psychic hotline, why didn't they know you were going to call the wrong number?" It made me laugh.
 
roger said:
I would guess 20 coin flips in a row*.

But I can't be bothered - it's not enough money. I'd explain further, but I have to go to work and dig some ditches.



* I have a 100% success rate at doing this.
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I am phycicaly making you dig those ditches, now if we just agree we can split 70-30.
 
Azrael 5 said:
I posted a protocol 3 times! Mods deleted it and moved threads and all kinds of stuff you wouldn't believe so no point me mentioning it.;)
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I can prove that Randi has inhibited my pshycic powers. To this day I do not manifest them.

Send money

Address supplied on request.
 
If I had psychic powers, I wouldn't care about the MDC in particular. Here's what I'd do:

I would win every lottery and rip of every online casino and bookmaker possible. I would spend the winning on the stock market, making gazillions. After that I'd buy Sweden, a tamed giraffe and a chimp baby in a tuxido, and give biillions of dollars to research and universities. I will never feed the chimp human anti depressive medication, or let it get anywhere near my face. (I'm real attached to it)

Anyway, I would devote myself to reveal and debunk all the fake psychics, running around ruining my reputation. I'm pretty much the only psychic. I would know, because I'm psychic.

I'd then give money to the JREF and other skeptical organizations, because even if I was psychic, skepticism, or rationality is still the only way to discover new things of the world and be of help to society at large.

After I buy myself prezidensy of the United States and America even though I'm Norwegian (remember Gazillions $), beating senator George Clooney in a landslide, I'd then declare myself King of the world. My first royal decree will be a global law banning stoopid. The punishment for this crime will be losing the privilige of wearing pants, being butt naked for a period of time, how many weeks or even years depending on the consistency and intensity of stoopid. I wil call it The Donald Duck Act.

I will then send out a warrant for the arrest of Limbo's pants. FBI will come to her psychic facility and collect them. For good.

I will be a good dictator. Strict but vengeful.
 
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Dr H said:
That reminds me of something that's always bugged me about 'psychic hotlines'. If I needed to call one of these, shouldn't they already know about it, and call me first?
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They know so much people will call tehm,so why to waste their own money?

fromdownunder said:
The challenge I would win if Lucasland were not where sending this message from I am.

Norm
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Good example.
 
I would like to cite two examples of supernatural powers and six sources proving such power exists.

The Force
The Dark Side of the Force

Star Wars Ep. 1 thru 6

Read it and weep James Randi.
 
I would have already beaten the challenge except that my powers cannot be used to further such things as wealth-accumulation.

Or assisting law enforcement.

Or giving accurate, detailed descriptions.

Or moving actual physical objects.

Or even working outside the confines of my skull.

Other than those minor details, the million would have been mine already. Count yourselves lucky!
 
JimBenArm said:
I would have already beaten the challenge except that my powers cannot be used to further such things as wealth-accumulation.

Or assisting law enforcement.

Or giving accurate, detailed descriptions.

Or moving actual physical objects.

Or even working outside the confines of my skull.

Other than those minor details, the million would have been mine already. Count yourselves lucky!
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But I would have had it before you could have, because my powers don't do all that, and MORE.
 
blobru said:
Song: "How I Would Beat the Challenge" (spoofing the original of which this thread is a parody -- tune of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling") :whistling:Banane29:

How I would beat the challenge
Sure, 'tis like the birds in song

I would gather meditators
Say about a billion strong

There'd be plum jam on a biscuit (but whose?)
As we limbo all night long (oh-kay)

Here's a link to Radin's latest...
Proof that I'm right, and you're wrong.

:nope:
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:bigclap


M.
 
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