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Evidence for why we know the New Testament writers told the truth.

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wollery said:
I thought that this thread was a Jesus joke! :confused:
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I thought it was a knock-knock joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evidence.
Evidence who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evidence.
Evidence who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evidence.
Evidence who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evidence.
Evidence who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evidence.
Evidence who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Evidence.....


Won't someone please say orange?
 
Too bad. DOC had a golden opportunity to admit he was wrong, and grow a little. Instead, he slithered away on his belly. That's a sad exit, and coming from me, with my belly calluses, that's saying something.

Jesus Christ walks into a inn and hands the keeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
 
DOC is likely furiously "researching" up the question in various apologetic forums and websites. He will be back with either an apologetic answer or will ignore this thread and start a new one.

I believe it is time for some "yo mama" jokes.
 
paximperium said:
DOC is likely furiously "researching" up the question in various apologetic forums and websites. He will be back with either an apologetic answer or will ignore this thread and start a new one.
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But it's a contradiction in logic. Even a "miracle" answer can't address this issue. Either A is true and B is false, or B is true and A is false. You can't have both, and no amount of apologetics can "reason" away the contradiction.

Perhaps DOC is having a crisis of faith regarding this conundrum. I doubt it, but one can hope. At the very least it might make him think about his position a little.
 
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kurious_kathy said:
Easter says that you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
Clarence W. Hall, Christian journalist and writer
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"Hercules could cut off the multiple heads of the hydra but until he burned its stumps it would just grow back."
-Some random guys on the Internet.
 
Rule number 1: Always pick the shotgun
Rule number 3: Always aim for the head
Rule number 3: If it crawls up from the grave shoot it
Rule number 4: If your friend it bitten, aim for the head
 
RobRoy said:
Perhaps DOC is having a crisis of faith regarding this conundrum. I doubt it, but one can hope. At the very least it might make him think about his position a little.
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I do not hope for a crisis in faith. I wish him peace with himself. I simply wish for honesty and self-consistency.

I do not like being told an apple is an orange when it is so clearly an apple.
 
joobz said:
I do not hope for a crisis in faith. I wish him peace with himself. I simply wish for honesty and self-consistency.
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But he's clearly not at peace with himself, or he wouldn't feel the need to come to this forum, spout inconsistency and try to play it off as logical arguments.

I'm all for inner peace and harmony, and I don't generally wish stress or rupture of faith on anyone. But at least a crisis of faith in DOC's case might make him come to terms with the idea that his version of Christianity doesn't have all the answers. It doesn't even seem to have the answers it claims to have.

I do not like being told an apple is an orange when it is so clearly an apple.
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What if I told you it was a peach, and due to global warming, peaches are now worth their weight in gold?

joobz said:
"Baby Got Back"
-Sir Mix-A-lot
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"Take it from me / Parents just don't understand."
-Dj Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince
 
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Hokulele said:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." - Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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Have you read it then Hok? I've been sorely tempted to pick it up, but I wasn't certain if it was worth getting in hard back, or if I should wait for the inevitable paperback version.
 
Hokulele said:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." - Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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To lose one thread, Mr Worthless, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose all of them looks like carelessness
The Impotence of B-grade Evidence
 
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