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During the test
1. When a control question is asked inflict pain on yourself. This will increase your stress levels above the level when you lie.
2. When you asked 'did you have sex with <name of 5 year old girl you did have sex with> in the last week?', you can answer no with less stress than a control question. [...]
But how would that fool anyone? A higher (or similar) stress response on an
innocuous question than on an incriminating one is going to look very odd. I'd
presume that operators are trained to recognise people trying to pull a fast
one like that.
This doesn't mean I agree at all that polygraphs are effective, of course.