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Uri Geller jewellery collection

Matty1973

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Uri is currently demonstrating his new jewellery range live on QVC in the UK.

Uri: "All my rock crystal is over one million years old. Dinosaurs didn't even exist then"
 
Matty1973 said:
Uri is currently demonstrating his new jewellery range live on QVC in the UK.

Uri: "All my rock crystal is over one million years old. Dinosaurs didn't even exist then"
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That is brilliant..............

Tis a pity the Stundies are for CT's only.

ETA Uri QVC Live Steam HERE

ETA2 He is so full of it......My crystals are timeless! FLAWLESS! They are a million years old, they come from deep within the Earth, like diamonds. You can wear them with jeans or with a ballgown to a Gala..............

OH OH OH, and he worked with Slavador Dali for two years and just bought an island in Scotland. And when you wear his jewellry he wants you to have an "Attitude of Gratitude"

Comedy GOLD!

ETA3. A bit of info on Uri's island in Scotland

Cost: £30,000.

Size: 1 acre.

Disadvantages: Bare and unhinhabitable. Access difficult and only by boat. No official landing facilities. No planning permission (Site of Special Scientific Interest so planning consent is highly unlikely to be granted, not even for a shed) So presumably no mining for flawless, timeless, dinosaur-free rock crystals either.

Advantages: Plenty of seabird guano.

SOURCE HERE

BV
 
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bonavada said:
Disadvantages: Bare and unhinhabitable. Access difficult and only by boat. No official landing facilities. No planning permission (Site of Special Scientific Interest so planning consent is highly unlikely to be granted, not even for a shed) So presumably no mining for flawless, timeless, dinosaur-free rock crystals either.

Advantages: Plenty of seabird guano.
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Maybe his crystals are just fossilized bird guano?
 
desertgal said:
Maybe his crystals are just fossilized bird guano?
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More of it still at Uri QVC Live Steam HERE he's on again. Such joy.

Some samples of the Uri Geller style of salesmanship.

"My junk jewelry is sooooooooooooohhh unique" (only 135 pieces left. Hurry!)

He has a ring with an Egyptian Anch on it which may imbue it with special powers. Apparently Uri loves nothing better than a good old anch now and then and the Pharoh's loved nothing better than an Anch don't you know.

Presenter, "The rock crystal is so pure in this ring! You can see right through it!" [Hmmm. just like a piece of glass, which is in fact what it looks like]

My crystals resonate at high frequencies that's why they're in my watches it's a scientific fact.

Alas, Uri's gone. Thanks to the OP for for that little bit of fun. Stirred up the doldrums for me this afternoon

BV
 
He is on QVC peddling his rubbish as I type. £193 for a god-awful piece of rock crystal set in a 9ct gold ring. Me thinks you could find better quality in a kinder surprise!
 
Hmmm. . it's not an Uri Geller piece, but my brother has a money clip made from a bent silver fork. (Actually, the handle and tines are bent very ornately--far beyond Geller's skills!)
 
JoeTheJuggler said:
Hmmm. . it's not an Uri Geller piece, but my brother has a money clip made from a bent silver fork. (Actually, the handle and tines are bent very ornately--far beyond Geller's skills!)
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I would like to see pictures of this.
 
Have you ever wished you could be as beautiful as Uri Gellar? Now you can!

Just send blah blah blah.
 
JoeTheJuggler said:
Hmmm. . it's not an Uri Geller piece, but my brother has a money clip made from a bent silver fork. (Actually, the handle and tines are bent very ornately--far beyond Geller's skills!)
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My wife has a bracelet made in the same way, a silver fork bent into a loop with the tines curled and spread like a flower.
 
would have thought a man with "special powers" would have a more important job.
sad world.
 
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