Vortigern99
Sorcerer Supreme
Excellent, vigorous discussion with some difficult-if-not-impossible arguments to surmount from both kitakaze and LONGTABBER. What we're left with is a species of animal which, if it exists:
1. Dwells in such remote areas and in such tiny numbers that a. it is unlikely that anyone would ever see it, effectively discounting all reported sightings, and b. it would lose biological viability within a generation.
2. Manages to acquire some 8000 - 12000 calories a day, without the olfactory sense, manual-claw dexterity, and pointed dentition which ursine species require to obtain such vast quantities of per diem nutrition.
3. Has developed the ability, unique among large primates, to become torpid or dormant during winter months, and furthermore to extract itself from said torpor within moments of sensing human approach.
4. Has an instinctual or enculturated fear of humans, when no known event or encounter would have reasonably engendered such fear.
5. Has senses and intelligence so acute it is able to avoid detection either by live humans or by human technological devices such as track plates and video cameras, routinely used by biologists even in remote wilderness.
6. Has left no traces of passage that can be either a. verified as belonging to an unknown, uncatalogued large mammal, or b. distinguished from the traces left by known, catalogued large mammals.
7. Is remarkably similar to accounts of demonstrably fictional animals in areas worldwide, such as Britain and the Himalayas, where no such animal could possibly sustain itself and/or avoid detection.
8. Given all the above factors, has such a thin margin of probability that its possibility of existence is roughly equivalent to that of chupacabras, alien visitation and modern aquatic dinosaurs.
Mark the page number and post number: This is the point at which, instead of saying "Bigfoot possibly could exist", I say instead: "Bigfoot very probably doesn't exist."
1. Dwells in such remote areas and in such tiny numbers that a. it is unlikely that anyone would ever see it, effectively discounting all reported sightings, and b. it would lose biological viability within a generation.
2. Manages to acquire some 8000 - 12000 calories a day, without the olfactory sense, manual-claw dexterity, and pointed dentition which ursine species require to obtain such vast quantities of per diem nutrition.
3. Has developed the ability, unique among large primates, to become torpid or dormant during winter months, and furthermore to extract itself from said torpor within moments of sensing human approach.
4. Has an instinctual or enculturated fear of humans, when no known event or encounter would have reasonably engendered such fear.
5. Has senses and intelligence so acute it is able to avoid detection either by live humans or by human technological devices such as track plates and video cameras, routinely used by biologists even in remote wilderness.
6. Has left no traces of passage that can be either a. verified as belonging to an unknown, uncatalogued large mammal, or b. distinguished from the traces left by known, catalogued large mammals.
7. Is remarkably similar to accounts of demonstrably fictional animals in areas worldwide, such as Britain and the Himalayas, where no such animal could possibly sustain itself and/or avoid detection.
8. Given all the above factors, has such a thin margin of probability that its possibility of existence is roughly equivalent to that of chupacabras, alien visitation and modern aquatic dinosaurs.
Mark the page number and post number: This is the point at which, instead of saying "Bigfoot possibly could exist", I say instead: "Bigfoot very probably doesn't exist."
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