Merged 9/11 CT subforum General Discussion Thread

[Baby Nemesis]

It suggests to me that his whole persona is a work. Unfortunately, what I posted is not.

What? My whole persona is a work of fiction? Just because I suggested Bush was friends with Bin Laden and they had a cornflake code? Why would that mean my whole persona was fiction? Surely that would only be the case if they were wholemeal cornflakes. The fact that they were probably instead the nutrition-deficient tacky wimpish half-meal ones might prove my theory was deficient and half-baked, or that I am in fact a wimp with a less-than-good and wholesome life; but it does not, and cannot, prove my entire persona is fictional. If he'd had no cornflakes at all, then it could have done. ... Or would that have proved it's real?

 

[Baby Nemesis]

There's no way I could have known that, but I was thinking the poster sounded a lot like Wowbagger.

What?! You compare me to Wowbagger?! That vestige of the primordial sludge who I once ordered to be exiled to Antarctica?! and made to work 18 hours a day there under strict supervision, only getting family visits once a month? That throwback to a distant past evolutionary age who I declared possibly subhuman?! This is a truly monumental affront, the like of which may never have occurred in history before! I expect one has to go back to prehistory to find the like of it!

ETA: Poor Wowbagger. I've since declared that I won't have him exiled to Antarctica after all.

 

[Baby Nemesis]

This is a completely idiotic hypothesis. I happen to know for a fact Bush had Frosted Flakes the morning of 9/11.

Nope, all you know is that the flakes had sugar on them. You have no idea whether it got there before he bought them, or whether he put it on there himself. I, on the other hand, Do. He put it on there himself, with special calculated precision, as he always did. 16 spoonfuls in all, two for every year he hoped to be in office.

 

[Baby Nemesis]

And I'm pretty sure that counting to three would be a stretch for [Bush].

Oh no. Someone's finally found a whole in my theory.

Well, I refuse to believe it can't be true, so I will postulate that he had lessons in the evenings. Perhaps they had special ways of teaching. For instance, matching easily memorable things to the numbers. Maybe the system was that all numbers would be based on how many terms of office he dreamed of having. So this is how it would work:

If he wanted to count to three, he'd remember that when he thought of his first term in office, 2000-2004, that signified the number one. 2004-2008 would signify 2. And so on. If he wanted to count to 54, it would mean he'd have to imagine himself having 54 terms in office, till the year 2216! Or something. He'd just imagine himself being in office then, and then know that the number he was supposed to be thinking of was 54.

I feel quite sure he would have remembered that system.

 

[T.A.M.]

feeling particularly "chatty" this morning, BN?

TAM

 

[Baby Nemesis]

What? No more than usual. But what possible other recourse was left available to me than to make multiple responses, after my precious ingenious theory, invaluable to the understanding of the modern world, risked being shattered to smitherines by such unfair scrutiny?! It was imperative that I go to the utmost lengths to defend it with all the best resources at my disposal, to the bitter end!

 

[Bobert]

Yaknow I havent had sugar frosted NWO flakes in probably 13 years. I need to restock.

No need to check.
The NWO sterring committee replaced the NWO Frosted Flakes with a healthier sugar, "sustitute".
The water cooler talk around the office is that they are testing a new mind control additive disguised in this new, "sweetner".

 

[Grizzly Bear]

Wait...it comes. I spent a whole year here without a single person on ignore.

It wears ya down man!

TAM

Aww poop... looks like you eventually proved yourself right =(

 

[Hokulele]

Is it just me, or this a really weird week?

 

[T.A.M.]

a lot of new truthers, or socks of old ones, that is for sure.

TAM

 

[Grizzly Bear]

Too busy learning after effects to bother with staying patient

 

[JimBenArm]

Is it just me, or this a really weird week?

Both. You're the reason it's a really weird week.

 

[Hokulele]

It would be less weird if you gave my boots back.

 

[JimBenArm]

It would be less weird if you gave my boots back.

No! Shiny! Mine!

 

[TJM]

a lot of new truthers, or socks of old ones, that is for sure.

TAM

If find it rather telling they all (for the most part) seem to be babbling on about William Rodriguez.

 

[R.Mackey]

Is it just me, or this a really weird week?

You're not kidding. I haven't seen a stampede of stupid like this since the last time the Loose Change Forums melted down.

Oh well. They certainly don't appear to have anything new to say, nor are they convincing anyone at all.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's back to Lurk I go...

 

[ElMondoHummus]

It would be less weird if you gave my boots back.

No! Shiny! Mine!

... And the scary thing is that there's a package from Fredricks of Hollywood at Jim's front door containing qty one (1) miniskirt, latex.

Somehow, I don't think it's for his wife. Especially given that the color matches his (*shudder*) fishnets .

 

[ElMondoHummus]

You're not kidding. I haven't seen a stampede of stupid like this since the last time the Loose Change Forums melted down.

Oh well. They certainly don't appear to have anything new to say, nor are they convincing anyone at all.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's back to Lurk I go...

Yeah, it's been a whole buncha hit & run bragging and amorphous insinuating from this latest invasion. You know how scary it is to have to give Heiwa credit for at least simulating rigor? Yes, yes, an ersatz rigor, but still, compared to this recent crop... sheesh.

 

[TJM]

... And the scary thing is that there's a package from Fredricks of Hollywood at Jim's front door containing qty one (1) miniskirt, latex.

Somehow, I don't think it's for his wife. Especially given that the color matches his (*shudder*) fishnets .

Sooooooooo don't want to know how you know what color his fishnets are.

 

[Hokulele]

Yeah, it's been a whole buncha hit & run bragging and amorphous insinuating from this latest invasion. You know how scary it is to have to give Heiwa credit for at least simulating rigor? Yes, yes, an ersatz rigor, but still, compared to this recent crop... sheesh.

I would swear that spring break doesn't start for at least a couple of weeks.