The "beef" is that you can't demonstrate it exists in nature before you started trying to stuff it into a math formula and pointing to the sky and claiming "inflation did it". That's the beef.
Your beef, sir, is with the scientific method. You're *supposed* to discuss hypotheses in detail. You're *supposed* to compare them to experiments. The general pattern is that a good hypothesis agrees more and more closely with better and better experiments, and slowly becomes better-regarded ... and remains so until something better comes up.
That's where inflation is. For a decade people talked about the (rather outlandish) inflationary hypothesis, then for a decade or so its predictions started being verified one by one, then for another decade the data got better and better and nobody suggested an alternative, so you get to where we are today where maybe half or 3/4 of the papers call it "inflation" and the other 1/2 or 1/4 call it "the inflationary model".
General relativity, black holes? Same thing. Lots of theoretical work in the decades before x-ray astronomy. Then a few decades of people saying, "Cyg X-1, which has many of the properties of the hypothetical 'black hole' ...", then a few decades of "Cyg X-1, a candidate for being a'black hole ...", until today you get "Cyg X-1, a black hole of about nine solar masses ...". You're still welcome to present an alternative hypothesis for what SagA* is---and people do. (What was that shell-of-modified-vacuum theory a few years back?)