January Stundie Finals

[Ysidro]

I... I... I can't choose!

 

[funk de fino]

#3 - Only because he was actually serious and had to tell us.

 

[Travis]

Gee, Travis, you think you could be more descriptive in the poll proper than just put numbers, there ?

Otherwise I'm just going to call you a poor man's Mobyseven

Except I would take that as a complement.

 

[TjW]

I had to go with number 7. The words are innocuous, but the idea that an accident that didn't turn out nearly as badly as it could have is a conspiracy shows the high levels of paranoia and muddle-headedness we've come to expect from nominees.

 

[apathoid]

#14. That one is the essence of Heiwa Stundie. Also like #1 but if I'm not mistaken there was a much better quote for that than the one listed, I'll try to find it.

ETA: Found! http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112043

I do not withdraw my conviction that it took place in approximately twenty minutes from take-off or failure to respond to a standard trans-mission. This time-zone business appears to me to be some kind of cover story

 

[Dog Town]

It was 16, or 18, I went with *flips coin* 16!

 

[Macgyver1968]

Wow...so much woo...so little time. I can't choose...ok maybe 14.

 

[Travis]

It's gonna be close this month.

 

[Klimax]

It's gonna be close this month.

Yes,only two votes separation... 14 rulez!

 

[stilicho]

I voted #17 because it was similar to something M Scott Peck seemed to be hinting at in one of his books in a chapter just before explaining that the Roman Catholic Church was a cult. He also ****ed anything on two legs.

We definitely need sexier Stundies.

 

[Baylor]

Originally Posted by Grizzly Bear
Contrary to what you imply, there's a first time for everything.

Well you believe that.

I don't.

Does that mean I'm still a virgin?

 

[Travis]

Does that mean I'm still a virgin?

No, it means that we have all, always, had sex at some time in the distant past even prior to our birth. Think of it as like Catholicisms Original Sin beefed up on steroids and whacked out on PCP.