Wi-fi accused of causing pneumonia

Lisa Simpson

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...gative-energy-on-pioneering-wi-fi-system.html

Some healers even hold that electro-magnetic fields (EMFs) generated by the wi-fi system are responsible for upsetting positive energy fields of the body, which are known as chakras, and positive energy fields of the earth, which are known as ley lines.

At a public meeting to discuss alleged health problems in the Somerset town, residents complained of numerous symptoms including headaches, dizziness, rashes and even pneumonia.
 
Let's see - 22 paragraphs against the wi-fi, 2 for it, one neutral. The nays win. It must be a problem.


Unless we can blame someone else...
 

Well, good thing my daughter has been bathed in the stuff since birth, and will continue to be for the foreseeable future. So far she seems happy and healthy to me -- the healthy 2.4 and 5 GHz radio waves blanketing her 24x7 must give her immune system a chew toy and keep her chakras full of energy (or some such).

I am sure the vaccines and the breast milk have helped too. :)
 
They presented ley lines as facts. :D
I have never heard of dowsers how could agree on their location.

How do you know if they are disturbed?

What about all the other radio signals around us?

Where is that journalists critical sense?
 
Since nothing has been proven either way, I take the position that WiFi signals are POSITIVE influences on humans. What evidence is there to refute this?
 
Meanwhile soothsayers, astrologers and other opponents of the wi-fi system have resorted to an alternative technology - known as "orgone" - to combat the alleged negative effects of the high-tech system.
In a way, that makes perfect sense. To fix an imaginary problem they're using an imaginary solution.
 
I state that the stupidity fields that these people generate are much more hazardous to our health.
 
Cool, that should fix the chemtrails too.:D

I wonder if the Wi-Fi company could use an magic amulet "orgone converter" and place it directly under the transmitter/reciever to stop the problem at the source.

3 pieces of amber placed on a titaniun triangle should do the trick. :D
 
Cool, that should fix the chemtrails too.:D

I wonder if the Wi-Fi company could use an magic amulet "orgone converter" and place it directly under the transmitter/reciever to stop the problem at the source.

3 pieces of amber placed on a titaniun triangle should do the trick. :D

I'll mention it to the relevant types whe I stroll into town next, I spend quite a bit of time down here from time to time....bound to catch on.

There are regular meetings over this issue, I might pop along and see what the score is.

However I think that the majority of Glasto's 9000 population don't give a monkey's uncle (probably either way!).....

I'm in town for a few days soon so I'll do a little digging perhaps.
 
I wish they had the currage to do it.

Make a small metal frame with some crystals and amber bits, take a picture for the paper and place it in the mast.
Then dare the woo´s to call orgone fake, or prove it does not work.
 
If the woos claim that wi-fi can interfere with chakras, then doesn't this give us a way to test for the existence of chakras?
 
I suspect the effect is far too supple for the crude experiments I could design.

Like having a chakra seer look hard at a person and tell when the Wi-Fi is on or off, while somebody in the next room flip the swicht randomly and record the timing.

So no, this does not help with testing.
(Ok it does not help chakra credibility either)
 

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